Wow....
 

If you're ever having a bad day, cruise this site.

For those of us that are single, there is hope....

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/statelistings.asp

Check out your state...

Dammit they only have ONE prisoner for the entire state of Hawai`i.

Jason's earliest release date could come next month on 11/12, LOL. At least he's in for just auto theft!

OMG there's a former client of mine on that site. Damn, I wouldn't mind writing him a letter but I'd be afraid that he'd think I'm wookin pa nub in all the wrong places or something.

I'm a fan of artistic freedom, but damn.

http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-78314

So whats the deal? Is he missing? Why'd they call in a sketch artist, was there a crime invol.... oh, ok. Maybe thats the sketch they used when he stole that bitches car.

Priceless.

lmao......aww, it's kinda sad how it's all: "writeaprisoner.com introduces...."

like it's some dating show.

write a prisoner = the dating game.

:eek:


ETA: "we'll see you at mail call"

saweet a$$.....i couldn't imagine anything more romantic -sigh-

and this guy...."my teeth are not yellow, they are white, i promise" well, thank gawd for that.

I'm tellin ya'll. I'm having more fun with this.

http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-242806

Good to see he got locked up with his homies.

Word.

trying

so

hard

to

look

away.

don't

want

to

laugh

but

have

no

choice.

i mean, i kinda feel SORRY for these ppl, then i see what they are in there for (attempt to manufacture and distribute pornography), and then i'm like "eh"

LMAO....thanks for this, andy, you're a gem. ;)

Found 2 cute guys in the Iowa prison system. Maybe I'll send a letter.

Okay, so this guy sounds like your average Sensitive Male in his description. He even writes a poem! Then look down and see what he is in for...MURDER. :eek:

For the guys looking for women and can't find any on that site, here you go: http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/. Unfortunately they don't tell you what they're in for, but that's why you write! :D

Here's an Illinois guy you might like. :D

These are very entertaining. Although my husband just told me not to even think of writing to a prisoner, like I would! --what's he thinkikng?

Here's one for ya.... "a million ways to appreciate a woman" was used many times in his letter--- scroll down and he is in for rape!!
http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-520743

Were all gonna burn in hell for this. But its so damn much fun.

lifesaver counting down till someone on GC who has to feel holier than thou jumps on our asses about being mean spirited and how we must think were better than these people.

But in the meantime:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/james-1027.htm

All I can think of when I look at this kid is Pearl Jam. Apparently, Jeremy Spoke in Class Today.

Also, Jude Law is in jail. See: http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/brian-1466.htm

"Upon my release I will continue education to eventually earn my doctorate in Clinical Psychology. I may be moving to the Chicago area to start anew."

So I guess he dosent know that having been in JAIL for 8 years for criminal assault kinda procludes him from getting ANY job EVER in that field, right?

Nice to see they allow peeps on lockdown hair products.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Here's where you can find all the prisoners celebrating birthdays this month, in case you want to send cards.

Hey, it's this guy's birthday today! He is a day older than me. If there's such a thing as being too muscular, I think this guy qualifies.

This guy is exactly a year younger than me. I'd have sent a birthday card but it wouldn't get there in time. :D

This guy is one day younger than me and says "I assure you this place only contains my body. My heart, soul, and thoughts are free to be with you." Well! That's good to know!

Lifesaver, I'm joining you on that bus to hell. :D

This guy wants a girl that will blow on his dice...huh huh huh...

Lifesaver, thank you for showing us this website, thank you. :)

I wrote to all of the ones in Delaware, Maine and Rhode Island.

How about yellow teeth guys poem...
Loving a Prisoner

Loving a prisoner isn´t easy to do.
Nobody knows this better than you.
It only gets harder day by day.
So giving me your heart is a high price to pay.
Promise to me saying you´ll wait.
Knowing someday they will open the gate.

LOL!!! Ok, and the sensitive man gets out in 2026?!?! Ok, this is sooooooooo funny!!

And I wrote to all the ones in Alaska, since you missed that state.

Thanks for catching that one.

This guy begins his ad: Do you like rough neck men who can also be fun, adventurous, wild and affectionate with pleasure you can´t measure? If so, look no further, you´ve found one.

Is it any surprise he's in for burglary and a SEX OFFENSE?

Okay.

I looked through the Wisconsin guys. This one was my favorite:

http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-148068a

Incarcerated for: Batt., sex. asst., poss. frm, etc.

First of all, when you have so many things that you have to abbreviate them just to get them to fit in the box, that = not good.

Second of all: ET CETERA? Etc. is for grocery lists. Etc. is not for lists of crimes. Bwahahaha.


ETA: http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-386757

"I am divorced and when I was on the outside, my children, two girls and two boys, were my number one interest. They still are, but I don’t get to see them at all."

Incarcerated for: child enticement. Oh my loooord.

He wrote, "I'm hoping to meet open minded people" so don't hate.

This guy wrote a poem that begins "The power of a gun can kill
and the power of fire can burn." He's in jail for...attempted murder. Insert your own joke here.
:D

Images by Tyrone Green
 

Dark and lonely on a summer's night.

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Watchdog barking. Do he bite?

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Slip in his window. Break his neck.

Then his house I start to wreck.

Got no reason. What the heck?

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

C-I-L my land lord!

Re: Images by Tyrone Green
 

That was one of the funniest things on SNL ever.

I shared this website with my friends and they found some gems.

Stripper killer!

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-311676

Pirate pants!

http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-1243082

Crazy cat lady!

http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-w57881

This one's my favorite because she actually says that she works well on a team and would make a "great partner-in-crime." Funniest joke EVER.

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-698379

Dont forget she says shes a slow reader too. lol.

This site is like CRACK.

Anyone else notice how many of these guys are NASCAR fans?

(on a slight political rant, I really sympathize with the ones who are locked up for non-violent drug-related crimes. that is crap)

Me too!! It's the liberal in me. I can't help it :)

Same here. Makes me sad.

This guy says "Sexually, I'm not very experienced."

Then you scroll down and he is in for...3rd Sexual Abuse.

Seriously. And I've noticed that some of these people in there on drug-related charges are in there for longer than some of the people on murder charges. Obviously there's got to be a reason for some of that, but for the most part I think that's ridiculous.

And to be fair, Sister Havana, 3rd degree sexual assault usually involves, say, grabbing somebody's boobs without their consent. For him to be in there until '08 for that, he must have done it a number of times -- but I'm still not sure that constitutes "sexually experienced." ;)

You totally forgot the part where he said he's attracted to men too!

I'm laughing more at the people who actually write to these prisoners rather than the prisoners themselves!

Anyone else thinkthis guy gets his ass beat for crocheting in jail?

This cracks me up

So I guess bank robbery is ok if you don't do it violently?!

Man this site is so funny and I have been laughing my ass off for the last 30 minutes instead of studying. Oops. :p

Who gets 50 years for robbing a bank with a note?

Guess it must have been a really mean note.