Britney Federline (?!?!?!)
 

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/...px?news=170541

She needs to get off this family bullshit and start fucking every single thing that moved like she used to.

This tamer, less skankier Britney is uninteresting, dull, and boring. I want to see her in some hoe-ish outfit working the room.

Oh I love what she says about having kids:




I'm 23, and I am not anywhere near ready to have kids!

Is her 23rd birthday 9 months away?

HA HA HA.

Actually, her 23rd is in December. First pregnancies can be hidden really well.

I bet 23 sounds soooo old to her.

That doesn't surprise me, considering that she started her music career at 16.

why do i see her as a single mother???:confused: :p

If Kevin "Lock & Load" Federline has anything to say about it, she'll be knocked up sooner rather than later. Having a child together would probably cement his place in her life to the point that she'd be more generous in the divorce settlement than she'd otherwise be.

I bet he's replacing her BC pills with aspirin or jabbing holes in her diaphragm as I write this...

stop!!! you are killing me!!!:D

Also, don't forget that ol' Lock& Load has other responsibilities he has to take care of. :p For some reason, Twitney and Kev remind me of Whitless Houston and Booby Brown, not in terms of drugs, but in terms of child support.

I thought that someone posted that Britney was already pregnant?!?!?!
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No. No. No. She'll continue her career & pack the kids off to nannies. Visit them every few months & take great publicity shots to show what a wonderful "mother" she is while the nanny is the one the kids go to with their dramas.

No, she'll have her kids, and then have Lynne Spears take care of them. And Lynne Spears being a stage mom, will then be a stage grandma and it could turn into a family act!

Pray for female spawns so more people can wear Juicy Couture!

Oh My Gawd! :eek:

this woman should not be having kids with a guy who's been a baby daddy already twice! HELLO BRITNEY-girl you need help!

i'm surprised they lasted this long! :eek:

Maybe she likes her men fertile. It would be easier to make baby britneys that way.

Wait, I thought he had a couple more kids with another chick, these kids are more in the spotlight because of their mom. But I could be wrong.

jess, I think he only has the two with Shar Jackson. That's the only ones they've been talking about.

Anyone see Will & Grace last night?

Jack: "BRITNEY SPEARS FEDERLINE GET OUT OF HERE!"

Mr. Britney Spears Speaks
 

Kevin Federline talks in complete sentences

For those of you who have spent many a sleepless night pondering the seemingly bottomless mystery that is Kevin Federline, you can rest easy now that the media blitz for Britney Spears' far less famous half has begun.

"I'll tell you one thing, dude -- I never thought any of this [bleep] would happen," Federline, 26, marvels in the March issue of Details, which features the cleaned-up, couture-clad, and Chihuahua-toting former backup dancer on the cover.

"I could go on forever about my love for this girl," K. Fed says of his meal-ticket, er, wife. "She's [bleeping] proud of me. I could be sitting at home doing nothing. I could be playing [bleeping] video games. She's more proud of me than anyone has ever, ever, ever been in my lifetime."

Given that he's found someone who admires his high score in "Halo," it's not surprising the previously tight-lipped Kevin has been inspired to declare his love in a way that could come back to bite him in his saggy, baggy he-capris.


Read it all here - http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossipc?GT=6190

My, he's so eloquent! :rolleyes:

You can stick Armani coutour all over the guy but born trailer trash, you'll die trailer trash.

I hope that they're happy in their triple-wide.

Re: Mr. Britney Spears Speaks
 

He is sitting home doing nothing more than playing video games! :eek:

I have a feeling that he's said all this crap to Shar Jackson. before he knocked her up:rolleyes:

Is there anybody here who actually likes Britney? Let me know so we can round up the firing squad:p

One of the girls in the room next to mine worships the ground she walks on. She has posters & calendars on her wall as well as cut-out pics of her in magazines that she's framed. :rolleyes:
I give her a hard time occassionally but it's when she starts belting out the Britney tunes really loud & waking everyone up that I start getting :mad:

wow.. just reading that article was painful.

to be pretty honest i dont think he'll ever be more than mr. britney spears.

can he say "dude" any more?

wow.

she got married twice in a year jesus christ!!!! isn't this like number three or four overall?

In the name of Dad, leave me out of that train wreck!

Re: Re: Mr. Britney Spears Speaks
 

I love Britney! So round up as many firing squads that you want..... :p

Is kevin federline not liked cause he is nowhere near as successful as Britney? Rich and famous men marry impoverished women all the time.

Also . . . is his baby-momma now entitled to more money. . . like is his share of hild support in anyway affected by both their incomes?

Re: Re: Re: Mr. Britney Spears Speaks
 

Oh and nothing wrong with britney. I never met her personally . . . but her music is ok . . . Its pop and doesn't pretend to be anything else.

i think i read that one part in the pre-nup stated that her money was not factored into child support amounts. although, she is probably paying what is owed.

What is owed?? :p Is this so Shar can keep popping out kids??

I mean, I think everyone thinks Shar and Kevin were so happy and then evil Britney broke them up. But I really don't think that was the case. If Kevin and Shar were so happy together they didn't show it by living together, or taking vacations together, or going to the same parties together, or spending time with their/and her kids together.

So what is owed?? I think that lil' girl and his son will be well taken care of by Britney, but she doesn't owe Shar a dime.

so you're saying he doesn't owe Shar any child support payments? Because that seems completely wrong. that is what i meant by what is owed and what britney would probably end up paying, because eh doesn't seem to have much income coming in from elsewhere.

Obviously they were happy enough to have unprotected sex... and dumb enough not to realize after the first kid that that was a bad idea.

I don't even think people think Britney is evil for stealing him away from Shar. I think most people think it's tacky and kinda wrong for him getting engaged to her while there was a bun in Shar's oven that he helped bake.

I'm not sure if you understand the difference between child support and alimony. Alimony would be money going to Shar after a divorce, and they were never married. Child support is to help take care of his kids. Since Shar has custody of them, the checks do go to her to use for their care.

I also don't understand why you said so Shar can keep poppin' out kids. It's just as much Mr. Federline's fault... it takes two to have sex and get pregnant. That's a really bad double standard that sets women's rights back a few decades.... :rolleyes:

I think someone loves Britney a little too much up in here. :rolleyes:

http://therandommuse.typepad.com/pho...itney_sick.jpg

Get help because the CLAMS ARE COMING!!!

My opinion:
This whole trainwreck is funny because it's happening with celebrities when you usually hear about it happening with a bunch of toothless hillbillies who are marrying their cousins. Britney sucks. Her career is in the crapper. In 10 years, she will show up on "True Hollywood Story" talking about her problems with narcotics and how she's trying to restart her 'singing' career. Her big career flop won't be attributed to her crappy albums, her ditziness, her fans growing older or anything like that. It is attributed to the fact that she is a publicity whore gone bad and has made a mockery of herself. She has only herself to blame.

I'll take her and fix her up.

-Rudey

I don't get it. Why did you post a picture of Tammy Faye Baker?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Mr. Federline's child support isn't contingent on his wife's earnings, is it? Legal Eagles?


mr. honeychile & I used to have so much fun with Britney - I could cry over how she's tramped herself out. Very disappointing!