Walk of shame?
 

I don't understand, if you did a good job in bed why would the boy make you walk home the next day?

I have seen one night stands get rides.

If your dorm's across the street? Then again, the boy should walk you home.

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She might have been good in bed... until after the act. If she starts in with "what are you thinking?," she has to do the walk alone.

I agree. Unless she was bad . . . but bad sex is like bad pizza . .. still pretty good. (that might be a 33girl quote).

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I just choked on my water...

I have two stories...involving the same guy.

Story #1 - Its 9am, I'm getting ready to leave his apt *we lived close at the same* and I see its raining and say " its raining"
And he says "well, that sucks. see ya later"

I walked home past a police station full of cops pointing at me and smiling. I should have asked for some coffee.

Story #2 - Same boy. Over at my new house. its in the middle of the night and I feel somebody pushing me out of bed. I try to wake him up but he won't and when i try to lay back down he kicks me out again.

So I slept in the floor to save the drama of waking him up and making him mad. Didn't work - he woke up and said "wtf are you doing in the floor are you stupid?"

GRRRR :mad: I was trying to be nice

Ummm, you went back to him?

Wasn't the first time humiliating enough? No c*ck is good enough to be humiliated for.

subway ride of shame. 'nough said. ;)

did this post really happen?

That was you?! ;) :p

I think most guys should be so grateful to have a woman's affection that they should give her a ride home after buying her breakfast.

That's why you take a cab home after a night d'amore. ;) \

When I used to volunteer for Planned Parenthood, I would see girls coming home on the subway at like, 6 AM with heels and makeup on.

Yes it did really happen. Why?

This boy had some redemming, however you spell it, qualities. I swear.......just not around booty call time. :(

it's not the walk of shame, it's the stride of pride

At ISU both guys and gals do the walk of shame- but I think most people dont care where people are going, etc.
Heck- only time I notice it is when I park at the chapterhouse and am walking to campus early in the morning and someone is walking away from the dorms towards Greekland at 8:30AM.

Send their dirty asses outta there!!!

You gotta talk like an ump and scream " YOUUUUU'RE OUT!"

They can take a camel home and arrive with bags of spices for all we care...send the dirty hos on their way!

-Rudey

Around 8am at UCF's Greek Park, you will see many girls in their shiny halter tops, black pants, heels, and smeared make up running down Greek Park back to their sorority house.

I've never done the Walk of Shame because I always had the guy drive or walk me back to the house. ;) One time, we woke up a little late and I had to get back to my sorority house around lunchtime.
He drops me off at my sorority house. I was hoping that maybe God was going to be nice to me and not have any of my sisters be standing outside. No such luck. A bunch of them were walking up to the house for lunch. On top of it, one of my sisters was Panhellenic President at the time and she was doing an interview (video camera included) with some old UCF Greek Alumni. I get out this guy's car which had his fraternity letters all over it. I'm in wrinkled club clothes and I had make up smeared all over my face. EVERYONE was staring at me. I made a mad dash to my car and avoided my sorority house like a plague for about 3 days.

poor girl. :(

One of my favorite moments in college was being up at like 9am the morning after halloween all half in the bag from the night before and seeing a girl wandering home, dissheveled and in asspants wearing devil horns and CARRYING A PLASTIC PITCHFORK.

Anthony, a guy in our house who was about as funny as it gets in those situations, yells across the street at the girl, "Next time, leave the costume on his floor- you can go back and get laid again."

Gorgeous.

Ditto. When I lived in the dorms, I lived two floors above my boyfriend, so I just had to stride of pride up the stairs...and when I was in the sorority house, I drove back after shacking. Any guy who wouldn't ensure that I could go home unhumiliated is a waste.

I'm hoping to see a lot of walk of shamers this weekend at Homecoming. :)

8 am - really? I would think that would be too early.

(well, it was for me. most people never saw me before noon or so. :D not that I ever hooked up or anything. really, I just liked to cuddle. ;) )

Precisely. ;)
Nobody else was awake and you could, therefore, make a clean getaway.

You should give us this guy's e-mail so we can bombard him with "You are a jackass" e-mails.

This thread reminds me of "sorority boys", where one of the fraternity guys has sex with two girls. Next morning, after one of the girls takes a walk of shame out of the house with all the guys chanting the "walk of shame" song , the other girl saves her self some trouble and jumps out the window.

Personally, that's what I would do.....

I've never done the walk of shame. Have them stay at your place so they have to do the walk of shame.

I can honestly say I have never done the walk of shame....I never really shacked at fraternity houses, except with two of the boyfriends I've had in college. One lived right up the street from my sorority house but he still always drove me home. The other's fraternity house was clear on the other side of campus so he always gave me a ride home then too.

I love driving to my 8am classes though and seeing random shackers walk home...:D

i really dont consider it the walk of shame, only if that person is a maximum brown bagger, and if anything, do your thing then have them stay in their own place that night. it sucks when you wake up with something ugly next to you and your like omg what the hell!! my big bro did that last year and i gave him a brown bag for the next time that girl slept over haha

I once made a guy do the walk of shame.... He went up to his fraternity's 5 year anniversary and I went to his semi with him then he came back over and spent the night, only his car was still parked by his brothers' house so he had to walk back over there (like a 20-30 minute walk) the next day. I can't drive so it's not like I could have done anything.

I am coming home tonight. There will be NO subway ride walk of shame tomorrow.

To quote a lofty junior and me a clueless, makeup-smeared freshmen:

"Ah, honey, its not the walk of shame. Its the march of victory."

Thanks - reminding everyone everywhere that getting laid is *usually* good.

The Stride of Pride
 

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I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Walk of Shame anthem so far!

I'd provided a link before but it can no longer be found there. :( So people will have to get it via Kazaa.

(College A Cappella Humor - Walk of Shame - Ct College Williams St Mix.mp3)

Do you remember the whole song? I can only remember the beginning...

Okay, I remembered a funny walk of shame story.

The summer b/w my freshman & sophomore year, I stayed on campus while taking summer classes. Well, one night I got a little too drunk and got sick. This strange boy kept following me down to my room, so I called my friend Scott who was also up for the summer, but he was living in a different part of campus b/c he was in charge of the dorm where all the people would stay when they came in for conferences. Anyways, he came down to get me and let me crash in his room (he was so nice - he let me have his bed and he took the couch :) ). The next morning (Sunday morning), we woke up and he was going to drive me back down to my dorm. This is the point where I tell you the conference that was in that week was a religious group. Yeah, you can see where this is going.

We went to leave, and as we walk off the elevator, all 40+ of the "Presbyterians" were sitting in the lobby waiting for the van to pick them up to take them to church. THAT was a walk of shame - and I didn't even do anything to be shameful of!

i love that movie so i remember the song...


the girl was fair and went upstairs with her favorite kok..she knocked around and came back down and she takes the walk..the walk of shame shes not to blame cuz who could resist a kok? the walk of shame, she found her fame and now she takes the walk

lol......was this with a pike by any chance? I know the houses are right by each other at UCF.

No, it was an SAE. Their house is ALL the way down the street from ours.

Maybe it was the Tri-delt house that was down by the pike house. I remember going over there wasted when I was in orlando and thinking to myself...awww, ZTAngel. Don't ask me why. ;)

I meant that the SAE house is down the street from us. Pike is right next door to us. TriDelta is also next door to us.

check that pm box.

When I was at Pitt, the fraternity where I was a little sister was situated in such a way that anyone looking would have a clear view of the walk-of-shamers heading back down the hill the next morning (there's now a huge dorm separating this house from most of the others so I'd imagine the view has been compromised)

The guys would sit there in front of the house watching and laughing like they were at a parade or something. :rolleyes:

I have personally never done the Pitt walk of shame, but I would imagine it is less horrifying than it would be than (as a guy) having to walk out of a sorority suite the next day being gawked at by 18 girls plus any others he'd run into on the way to the lobby!