Who's The Best......
 

person to run this country for the next eight years? If you could elect the next president from a pool of Greekchat participants, who would you select and why? Also, complete their cabinet positions!

President: ladygreek
Vice-President: DeltAlum
Education: enlightenment06
Homeland Security: laidbackfella
State: TheEpitome1920
Attorney General: Rudey

In real life, I want Al Sharpton to have a chance. :)

My vote for.....
 

Re: Who's The Best......
 

Good topic; this will give me something to occupy my time tonight at work. :rolleyes:


In case anyone wants to know all of the Cabinet positions: http://www.whitehouse.gov/government/cabinet.html

Here's mine
 

President: TonyB
Vice Prez: PHAShriner
Secretary of State: LaidBackfella
Secretary of Ed.: AKA2d
Secretary of Energy: DirtyMike06
Secretary of Health: Ideal08
Secretary of Labor: Sphinxpoet
Secretary of Housing: Professor
Secretary of Defense: Me
Attorney General Enlightenment06
Director/CIA CrimsonTide:)

THE NEW WORLD ORDER!


WO!!!!!!!:mad: :D

Ape's Slate is Great!
 

Hotep Brothers. At this very moment I am moved and will be sending Bro. Ape a bundle of bannanas for granting me the HONOR of being on the "Slate of Da Ape!" As a proud Deuce Quaz who loves the support of my brothers I shall represent Alpha to the highest by providing input to the President. I am going to make it a point to have the President to take the MLK Build The Dream campaign to the United Nations and upon the swearing-in ceremony the President is going to be introduced to BLACK CONTRACTORS with work bids to be hired to PAINT the WHITE HOUSE Black and Old Gold. The Ape's Slate is probably going to be met with critics and will go down in history as "Da Ape's Slate ALPHAGATE 2k4!" Let's do this! :cool:

Thank you for this thread.
 

This thread provides some much needed lightheartedness to this whole election thing. I mean we even have folx making better acceptance speech's than the real candidates. But then that's probably because folx on here would make better candidates than the real ones. Gonna give it some thought and will be back. :D

Re: Thank you for this thread.
 

Ditto! :)

Here is goes
 

Pres: CT4 (Natural Leader)

V.P. Ideal08 (ditto)

Chief of Staff: MSN (Could double as the Pres' personal therapist)

State: Laidbackfella (Yeah, relieve the tension)

Defense: Imperial1 (You don't wanna mess with her)

Labor: Senusret (Fair and balanced)

Education:Professor (His name says it all)

HHS: Me (Gotta lick this AIDS crisis)

Homeland Security: AXEAM (I'd sure feel safer)

Commerce: Taylaur2000 (Budding entrepreneur)

HUD: PHA/Shriner (His passionate is needed to deal with the housing crisis.)

Drug Control: MadeNupe8 (Need I say more)

Justice: Kimmie1913 (Got the system down)

Attorney General: Pretty Kitty(Will have the system down)

Transportation: Doggiestyle (if he can find his way back to the boards)

Energy: OA (Clever enuf to start this thread, clever enuf to figure out how to conserve our energy costs)

Treasury: INS2U (Wait, is she eligible?)

Interior: Starang (Don't know what this Sec. does, but I like Starang and would want him in the Cabinet.)

Office of Management and Budget Control: OA (Just seems like a good fit)

US Trade Representative: Steeltrap (Need her wisdom)

EPA: BTB87 (She and mini-btb87 could hold it down making the environment safe for our future generations)

Agriculture: Bamboozled (She knows how to keep sh&t under wrap until it is time to fertilize.)

Veteran Affairs: Who ever is current or former military on the boards.

For those I didn't name, it's not that I don't think you could do the job. We just need to keep some good inventory for the next administration.

What kind of salary would I get if I do the personal therapist thing as well? ROFL thanks for the nod but umm where you gonna work?

I'm Health and Human Services! :p

Re: Here is goes
 

LOL....i bet i'd be the first one in a corruption scandal. :D

President: Sphinxpoet - knows how to rally the people and keep the peace
Vice-President: Ideal - has a broad knowledge of many issues
Education: CrimsonTide4 - cause I like the way she posts
Homeland Security: Tude - the enforcer
Sec'y of State: Professor - I like to find the common thread that keep things going
Attorney General:Kimme - I think she is the one in law school -

my cabinet
 

President: Eclipse. A peaceful spirit, and a born leader.

V.P.: RBL. My bruh always represents, and holds it down.

Chief of Staff: delph998 (when a little staff "wood"work is needed, she will get it done right)

Presidential Cabinet Secretaries:

State: btb87--Grace under pressure. She could negotiate gracefully w/ fools and take em' old school behind the embassy if necessary.

Attorney General: Kimmie1913 --makes the best, most reasoned arguments on GC. period.

Justice: FeeFee. A reasoned thinker, but will clown you Brooklyn-style if need be.

Defense:SKEEphistAKAte. A hard-liner who put up with NOBODY's mess. Do not play with her; your feelings will get hurt.

Homeland Security: Original Ape. No non-sense bruh who lives his convictions.

Education:Ideal08. Has a true passion and heart. A good model for the kids.

HUD: CT4. She could fix Cleveland's housing issues and the rest of the nation's as well.

Labor: Big Chill06. Impressed with his statistical breakdown (current tagline) on how bruhs run the nation.

HHS: Gyrl7. She's already takin' care of her mama's doctor, she might as well take care of the rest of em'

Commerce: Steeltrap. Her shopping alone will keep the economy humming.

Drug Control: Nupe4life. Thinks well. Could handle this tough issue.

Transportation:9pmdst. (on the strength of the car stories alone)

Energy: abaici. I just gotta this chick on my team. Besides, she know how to keep the VP on "smooth and mellow."

Treasury: Toocute. Already the mastermind behind the East Coast financial community. She might as well stack the nation's paper.

US Trade Representative: Bamboozled. Cause she keeps "many" deals going simulaneously. Besides the nation's microwave trade imbalance needs to be corrected (smile).

Interior: Epitome1920. Like abaici, I gotta have her on my team. makes sure Illinois votes our way.

Office of Management and Budget Control: Sphinxpoet. Cause you can't have too many bruhs in the White House.

EPA: MeezDiscreet: Because I just want to hear a press conference start with: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of Crunk!!"

Agriculture: Honeykiss1974. Agriculture=farming=Kansas. so it's gotta be HK74.

Veteran Affairs: LovelyIvy84. Cause she dropped it like it's hot with Caesar Romero, one of the nation's premier veterans.


...now, tell me again what time do we paint the White House black?

Re: Here is goes
 

1) Thanks! :D

2) I don't know what the Sec. of Interior does, either!!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one!!!! :)

I started my list, but it's at home on that computer. :( I'll post it sometime this weekend.

Tony, thanks for recognizing my passion!!! YCLD! ;)

DOI Mission

The Mission of the Department of the Interior is to protect and provide access to our Nation's natural and cultural heritage and honor our trust responsibilities to Indian Tribes and our commitments to island communities.

Goals:

Interior has established five Departmental goals that encompass the major responsibilities of the Department. These goals provide a framework for the strategic plans of Interior's bureaus. The Departmental goals are as follows:

Protect the Environment and Preserve Our Nation's Natural and Cultural Resources.
Provide Recreation for America.
Manage Natural Resources for a Healthy Environment and Strong Economy.
Provide Science for a Changing World.
Meet Our Trust Responsibilities to Indian Tribes and Our Commitments to Island Communities.


My mom used to work for Interior in the Bureau of Land Management. They have the BOMB business trips to some beautiful places.

Re: my cabinet
 

omg omg omg I am over HERE HOLLERING!!!!!!!
Still working, I have to come up with 3 more.

Re: my cabinet
 

These nominations right here made me dayum near choke on my bagel and coffee.

Thanks for thinking of a sistah!! Much lub to you, much lub. :D :D :cool:

ETA: Who's gonna be your First Lady??? :p :p

I thinks you forgot somebody........

Thanks for the nods. *will remember these when ya'll blow up!*

Re: Re: my cabinet
 

*why folk always gotta be starting stuh? * Uhm since Eclipse is my President, don't think there's a first lady in the mix. But I do need to add a certain somebody from the SC region to the executive team, you know, walk-in priviliges, the whole 9.....

Fee, where is YOUR cabinet?!?

Ok, I taught American History and I had to look up the DOI. I can NEVER remember what they do.

Now see, Jacque Cousteau/Starang would be perfect for that. BTW tell my soror hello! And does she know I have seen THE picture? ;)

Re: DOI clarification.
 

Hotep Brothers. Be it known, that the Daughters of Isis (DOI) are very much revered by us NOBLES of P.H.A! Brothers of Black and Old Gold who have SUPREME WISDOM of what has been stated can surely attest to that. The above stated is for informational purpose only.;)

I got some homework to do! I'll be back later! :D

Since someone said I needed to do this today ;)...here ya' go. I still have a few positions to occupy, buy oh well :)

President-LadyGreek
Vice President-TonyB
Commerce-Steeltrap
Defense-AKA2
Education-ME!
Health and Human Services-1SD
Homeland Security-CT4
Housing and Urban Development-Ideal
Interior-BTB
Labor-Laidback
State-RBL
Veterans Affairs-PHA Shriner
Attorney General-Skeephisticate

Re: my cabinet
 

Thanks Tony!

I shalll carry on the strong tradition of Sec. of Agriculture like those from Kansas has done before me (and then leave to go head up the Motion Picture Association like the former Sec. of Ag. just did).

It took me a while; still not complete but from what I have

President: LadyGreek
VP: McCoyRed
Attorney General: Kimmie1913
Secretary of Agriculture: HoneyKiss1974
Secretary of the Interior: Aurora_Borealis
Secretary of Commerce: Steeltrap
Department of Justice: Rho4Life
Secretary of Defense: SkeephistAKAte
Secretary of Labor: Eclipse
Secretary of Education: AKA2D
Secretary of State: TonyB06
Secretary of Energy: MeezDiscreet, her royal crunkness
Secretary of Transportation: Road Trip Conoisseur
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Mulatto Gyrl
Secretary of the Treasury: All Smiles 22
Department of Homeland Security: Bamboozled :D
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Dedicated1
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: FeeFee

I will be back with my list after these messages from our sponsors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Commercial*

I am Sphinxpoet and I approve of this commerical

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President - Blackwatch!!!
Vice President - TonyB
Agriculture - I'LL BE BACK
Commerce - Soror Steeltrap
Defense - Soror AKA2D '91
Education - CT4
Energy - toocute (popscicles, shoes, you need energy for all that, lmao) ;)
Health and Human Services - Soror LovelyIvy
Homeland Security - Soror Bamboozled
Housing and Urban Development - Yours Truly
Interior - Enlightenment06
Justice - Soror AKAMonet
Labor - Eclipse
State - LadyGreek
Transportation - I'LL BE BACK
Treasury - Soror Allsmiles_22
Veterans Affairs - TOA
Attorney General - Soror SKEEphistAKAate

- - - can you hear me know - lmbao

Big Ups to OA from Sec of Energy!
 

I'm DirtyMike1906, and I approve of this message!!! :D

Re: Big Ups to OA from Sec of Energy!
 

wait, this can't be. dirtymike1906 back on GC?? What, next Imma see my bruh at two chapter meetings in a row? :cool:

Welcome back, bruh; now get back to posting and help make this a safer GC for all of us.

I know OA had something to do with this.....

Whoah.......

Why am I just seeing this?!?!?

President!!!! Wow....Thanks TonyB! I am humbled..... ;)

Sec of Labor!!!!! That's too cool!! THanks Ideal and CT4!!

Everybody has some good ones!! I need to come back with my ideas....

Re: Big Ups to OA from Sec of Energy!
 

Unbedamnlievable. Where have YOU been?

Y'all see how uppity negroes act? Forget they friends from before. What, all you know now is OA? You can't speak to nobody else up in this piece? Negroes get brand new, I'm tellin' you. Hmph...

:p

Tony, you wanna start a pool to guess how long it'll be before he posts again?

Re: my cabinet
 

Thanks Bro Tony for the VP nod... I'd do a great job...and I have lots of experience being a VP:cool:

NOW is the next post Ideal !
 

Despite all that's been posted by TonyB06 and Ideal08, I want you all to know that I and OA have a real plan for a stronger GC while our opponents have reduced themselves to little more than empty soundbites. ;)

Re: NOW is the next post Ideal !
 

Uh Oh! Let the gloves come off. :D

Too funny! :D

Re: NOW is the next post Ideal !
 

I see you typing, but all I can read is blah, blah, blah... :p