Signs the girl is a cheap ho bag
 

You see a girl in a bar and you notice she has these open thick soled flip flops: she is a ho.

You notice her shoes have those wood looking soles/heels: she is a ho.

-Rudey
--And not like the good kind of ho either.

Re: Signs the girl is a cheap ho bag
 

YES. Those shoes are ugly and a throw-back to the late 90's. Any girl I've seen wearing those platform flip-flops has been trashy.

*I apologize to any non-trashy GCer who owns those shoes.

Re: Re: Signs the girl is a cheap ho bag
 

I needed to get it off my chest.

It's like I see those girls and I think hooker.

I see a girl with doc marten boots and I think lesbian.

I see birkenstocks and I think lots of body hair.

-Rudey

Do imposter designer hand-bags make her a potential ho-bag?

How about the girl that asks for drinks? Or never buys her own drinks and mooches?

Yes both qualify.

-Rudey

I don't understand the part about wood heels and soles. I have never seen wood heels or soles.

I don't like those flip flops at all, but not due to the cheap ho bag factor.

The answer to your first question is yes. She is a ho bag.

As for the second question, a girl who asks for a drink is a ho bag. But, a girl who is given a drink by some guy that actually thinks he has a chance of scoring is not a ho bag.

This is true. But she also has to look hot in a non-trashy way.

-Rudey
--And if I can imagine her rollerskating in a bikini, she's trashy

That is hilarious! BTW, I don't mind those platform flip-flops. They hit my area only last year or the year before and they're already out, but they don't scream "ho" to me.

ETA: To clarify, is this what you all are talking about?

http://store1.yimg.com/I/mydivascloset_1812_87146380

What about the infamous tatoo in the low of her back?

Or the tatoo which is like a vine around her upper arm?

Yes. Those are some hooker flip-flops.

-Rudey

The woman who wears this has the herp at the very least.

-Rudey

I'd kinda have to agree with you on that one. (I really did just LOL at your comment!) However, the wood soled shoes are really great for various forms of dancing because they glide easily and they make a little tapping noise.

Are you Sammy Davis Jr. or something?

-Rudey

You kill me, Rudey! I'm trying to point out the good in those things we have labeled as hookerish. Let me be, Rudey, let me be! (Yes, I admit to wearing a friend's wood bottomed shoes in years past. Don't let the word out!)

What do guys think about girls who wear these hot shoes?

CORK SHOES!!!

http://www.newport-news.com/assets/p.../3s3677a_5.jpg

Oh my gosh! :eek: Thanks for showing me those wood shoes. I was picturing wooden clogs from Holland. Not really. ;)

lol @ Rudey

What about those really long, fake nails with weird designs airbrushed on them? Is that ho bag material?

If they date some of the GC guys posting on this thread ;)

just kidding

lol.

That means she's into anal sex!

YES

Yes.

Basically ladies, if any of you look like you could stroll down the streets of some South East Asian country and make some money, you look like a ho.

-Rudey

How the HAYEL do you walk in those?

If I wear flip flops to a bar, they are the normal ones. I have platform ones, but don't wear them very often anymore.

If she's over 25 and her clothes scream "I got this from the junior's department"

Like they shop at Forever 21 or some joint like that? Yeah those are hookers.

-Rudey

I think bikini like tops at the bar scream ho bag and skank. Especially with a skirt.

If your going to show stomach then no titties. If your showing titties then no stomach. If your showing a lot of leg keep it simple up top. Those are my rules.

But I gotta say while I'm not into wooden/cork shoes I do like heels which sucks since I'm tall already.

How about girls who take one too many (or 20 too many) visits to the tanning bed and come out looking like a cross between the gingerbread man and an orange?

Ooo ooo ooo what about if they put stickers on themself whilst in the tanning bed leaving little heart shaped pale areas??

Gosh I'm glad to see that stereotypes are still running strong! Good job folks!!

If I'm looking to just hook up, I always go for the girls with tats. A sure sign of a ho.

She has gold in her mouth.

She uses too much hairspray

She wears those corny shirts from AE or A+F that says stuff like "I stole your boyfriend"

Or my favorite, the Playboy bunny-shaped pale areas.

YES!!!! Actually, girls wearing anything with the playboy bunny logo on it. I'm sorry, if a girl wears the playboy bunny to me that's like she's practically saying "I'm a slut, come do me" (pun not intended). Playboy is an enterprise that was created in order to ojectify women. Why any girl would want to buy into that or support that is beyond me.

I had a girl in my pledge class who thought it was okay to wear the playboy bunny because the sorority's mascot was a bunny. :rolleyes:

Hey, i have several tatts, and I am not a ho by an standards.... I can name all the people I have slept with, One! and we are engaged. So there!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
My sorority's mascot is a lamb. Does this mean it's ok for me to dress up like Little Bo Peep?

screw all of you guys. cheap ho bags have gots to be one gods greatest gifts for men.

so while all on GC diss on you...miss "cheap ho bag", I salute you. for without you...91 percent of the population that carries a penis would not have gotten laid.

ok fine, i really only mean Rudeys mom.

here's to the ho!

love, rob and bobby and rudey's dad


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Yes, yes it does :p

*rockin' the wool right now actually* ;)