Moral Dillema Thread
 

So you wake up one day and you find out you've been cloned. Your clone looks like you and acts like you and is sitting on your bed with you.

Your clone asks for a handjob - if you don't take well to such explicit language, substitute final release massage for handjob.

Do you do it?

Would it be just like masturbating?

-Rudey

The real question is, if the clone brought home a guy and so did I, would I be in a threesome?

33girl that is a good question.

I can't believe you're the only person to reply to this thread.

This is important people.

Think about it.

-Rudey

Look at WHEN I replied to the thread. That should tell you something. :p

I don't think I'd do it, Mr. Lil' Hannah. It'd be pretty creepy.

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This is something I have pondered a while back when I was 9 years old. However Rudinksky, I don't think it is like masterbating because your clone is a completely different body now. Lets say you were to give your clone the hand job, that would be an act of 1) homosexuality (your clone is of the same sexy) 2) incest (you and your clone are the same person, thus being in the same family) 3) not masterbation (your clone is in a differently body now, it is not an act of masterbation because you aren't doing it to yourself now...although in a way you are, but you are not getting the outright benefit...even though in a way you are, but you arent. but still, you are. but then again...you arent. but i mean, you are. but still...no.

now this is indeed a tough decision. this is why I have written up a law that clones only the hottest women in America, and not ourselves...and when we clone the hottest women, we genetically maniplate their personalities so they become easy.

that is all.

don't get shot by a motherf*ckin Robot

Can't you just smoke a bowl, jerk off, then pass out Rudey? Do you HAVE to wax about the subject?

I concur Bob. Since you're in a diff body, it's not saying hi to your monster.

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What if it was a reach-around session?

I think all clones should be killed for this reason.

People wouldn't know what to do.

Also here is another dillema. Let's say at the age of 35 you are very happy. You have everything you ever wanted in life and more. You find out there is a clone of you out there. The clone can come kill you and take your spot and all that you've worked for. Or it can be your friend. You never know. What do you do? Do you kill him or her?

33girl I can't believe you were thinking about clone sex at midnight. Good job though.

-Rudey

Dude you have to wax about it.

-Rudey

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Ok first of all, I kill him. And I blame it on ZTAMich's clone.
I swear, if my clone came in an perfectly ruined my great life that I worked hard for I will whoop his motherf*ckin ass. I don't give a sh*t if that fool was me or not. I will BEAT his Alpha Sigma Sigma.

Also, I hear 33girl wanted to have a 3some with her clone and my clone. Dammit, I swear...my clone is already pimpin more than me. even more reason to kill the sum bitch.

Don't smoke pot with a motherf*ckin Robot

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But he could also be a good guy. You'll kill him anyway?

What the hell are you talking about a robot and pot? Are you retarded? Why would a robot smoke jade?

-Rudey

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Well, we we're going to buy a remote control robot from the Discovery Channel Store that we could pass the binger around with, cause my bedroom is too big, and we're too lazy to get up. It ended up being to expensive.

Man, my clone would be awesome. I'd let her live and we'd be BFF.

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Hey Rudey,

is your clone the 6th guy from Queer Eye for the Straight guy?

Would she eat kosher?

-Rudey

Dude, she'd be kosher.

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Is this thread to help Rudith deal with homoerotic tendencies?

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I only had sexual relations with Bobby's dad. There were no homoerotic tendencies or feelings involved.

Stop making this into a gay thread.

Now Stan, would you kill your clone?

Lil' hannah is she kosher or kosher style?

-Rudey
--Important questions

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I don't know what this means. But I'll say she's kosher.

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Rudey, here is a scenerio.

Ok, say you are at a bar and you see the Bush Twins. And the twins are like, " oh my gosh! Rudkinsky is H O T, HOT! So dude, you coul easily score with one of the Bush twins at this point. You are talking to them and they laugh at everything you say. You are so in. Then, you go to the bar, to buy the twins a drink (with the money they gave you). Then all of the sudden, some dude who looks like you comes in (your clone), and starts swooping in on them! Ok, so you think to yourself " ok, my clone is pimpin on the twins too. Thats cool theres two of them".

Then, suddenly both of them leave the bar with Rudinski #2. One on each arm. You just got cockblock majorly, by your own clone. He left with BOTH OF THEM. You are a failure at this point. You did not reach the pinnacle of greatness, instead your clone does.

what do you do? a) murder him b) go cry like a biotch c) give my dad a call

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OK for this I will bring up my friend in Sophomore year of college. I received the biggest cock block of my life that year. Basically I'm at a New Year's Eve part and I'm holding this girl and saying all these lines that would maek you want to barf. We're about to go to this other's dude place and I'm set. My friend basically asks me to get him something from the car because he's sick. When I get back, he's holding the beeyotch. Hence, the Shasty McNasty Cock-Block of Sophomore Year.

At this point you might think I was out for the count. But no. If I'm not getting any play, then nobody will. Cock-blocks all around. Said friend got a quick rabbit punch to the back of the head. He threw up within 10 minutes. I told another girl that one of my friends had an STD so he got blocked. And the first dude that got punched went and put a cold can of beer between a girl's legs that was hooking up with our other dude (Edited to add: I think he also reasoned that she was ugly so he was in fact helping the dude out but I am not sure). Hence cock blocks all around. That was the Shasty McNasty Cock-Block Festival.

What does this story have to do with anything?

Nothing really, except to say that since then I have vowed never to just willingly accept a cock-block. Never again will one of my boys put his arm around a girl I'm talking to and pull a block. Never again.

Hence I would probably follow him in a car, quickly stab him, hide him, get mine, and eat him the following day.

-Rudey
--Names have been changed to protect the innocent

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Spoken like a true man of brilliance.

I would do the same...except say tell the girl that the guy is gay, thats why he is so friendly to her.

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I've found that the gay rumor thing doesn't work as well for me. The ladies look at me and think I'm being childish. Of course I'm childish, but really ladies, this dude is gay like Ricky Martin!

-Rudey

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Was she circumcised?

-Rudey

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No way.

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What would you do if she cock blocked you?

Say you're about to hook up with Paris Hilton. You have your hand on her butt. Your clone comes in, kick you behind the knee so you fall, and asks for a ciggie from Paris.

Paris is of course trashed and doesn't realize what happened.

What do you do?

-Rudey

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I thank my lucky stars that I didn't have to get with that skank.

Then I'd go over to the other side of the bar and get all up ons Jack Black.

Thanks clone!