L'Shanah Tovah
 

Tomorrow evening marks the beginning of the Jewish New Year 5765.

Happy New Year to all my fellow Jewish GCers.

:)

Happy New Year to all whom celebrates it. Eat lots of apples and honey for a sweet new year!!!!
I usually attend services. This year I'm not quite sure what I will do this year Ivan will be here by Wed. pm. just in time. There might not be services held this year.

L'Shanah Tovah! (Not Jewish, but raised in what was once a predominantly Jewish neighborhood.)

L'Shanah Tovah :)

AlphaSigOU, me too.

Happy New Year
 

May your new year be sweet like apple and honey and hopefully good fortune comes to all. :)

-Rudey

Happy New Year!!!

L'Shanah Tovah to everyone. :)

L'Shanah Tovah :)

L'Shanah Tovah!

(Yes I have a Jewish aunt and cousin) My cousin (who is obviously biracial) refers to herself as THE Black Jewish American Princess :)

Happy New Year to our Jewish GCers!


.....Kelly :)

to all intents and purposes, i'm a gentile. if i went to a synagogue the rabbi would start by saying, 'Who are you?' and end up shouting, 'Get out!' because i'm not a religious jew. in fact many would hotly contest the legitimacy of me referring to myself in ANY jewish terms. And that's fine by me because i eat ham on a regular basis - LOL!

Happy New Year to the JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

L'Shanah Tovah!

happy new year...
may it be as sweet as a plate of apples and honey.

Happy New Year to all the Jewish GCers!

Happy New Year, friends!:)

And another wish for a Happy New Year to all the Jewish GCers.

coming back to my post earlier. just imagine me doing a montage where I go into a synagogue, Rabbi says 'Get out!' While i protest back, 'There is neither jew nor greek, niether male or female, neither slave or free, for all are one in Christ Jesus!" The Rabbi becomes infuriated, and while he's screaming at me, i throw a peice of uncooked bacon at him. although not intentional, the hurled bacon is thrown into the mouth of the Rabbi who is in mid-rant, and the force with which the bacon is thrown, causes the Rabbi to swallow whole! After which he becomes a voracious eater of all things unclean, and gentile to boot!:D

who wants me to make that montage then?:p

ps - someone said i looked like a Nun too (I'll show you the thread, if you don't believe me), so how could i incorporate a nun into the above storyline?

OK, if you really want a joke with nuns and Jewish people ....

Catholic nuns are sometimes called "brides of Christ." Anyhow, one nun was making her final profession of vows, and the priest noticed some rabbis sitting towards the front. After it was over, he said, "Well, it was nice to see you this afternoon, but I'm curious what brought you here?" One of the rabbis responded, "Family of the groom."

Happy New Year!!

Happy New Year to you and yours from me and mine!!

Hope it's a healthy, happy, prosperous one.

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L'Shanah Tovah v'tikatevu b'sefer hachayim!

(Happy New Year and may you be inscribed in the Book of Life!)