Child Pimp and Ho costumes
 

People, I swear you can not make this stuff up.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/brandsonsal..._1808_76782673

http://store1.yimg.com/I/brandsonsal...e_1805_9457418

Re: Child Pimp and Ho costumes
 

Okay, that's just wrong. But this costume looks like a flapper outfit from the 1920's. Why not just call it that.

Yeah I can just imagine the conversation now...


Mother: "Honey what would you like to be for Halloween?"

Daughter: "A ho!"

Re: Re: Child Pimp and Ho costumes
 

Don't hate. Congratulate. And if you aint gettin none. Masterbate. And if your name is KillarnyRose, then Moderate.

I was hoping that maybe, just maybe, you were making this up. But you weren't.

It's a shame because this store has a lot of really cute costumes for children. Along side costumes of Spiderman, Renaissance Princess and the Blessed Virgin Mary are costumes for a Child Pimp and a Child Ho.

Is it too much to ask that children not even know what a pimp or a ho is?? :(

Re: Child Pimp and Ho costumes
 

Co-sign on what Lady Pi Phi said. This is a 1920s flapper costume. Does it actually say "Child's Ho Costume?"

ETA: Because yes it DOES say that... that's rediculous.

OMG. :eek: I doubt the parents of the little girl would have consented if they knew that she was posing for pictures to would have the caption "child ho" under it.

Lady Pi Phi is right that is a flapper's costume.

Yes, but the ho costume is cheaper than the flapper. Ha!

OMG! :eek:

And it's the same costume!!!!

That's HILARIOUS!!! :rolleyes:

OMFG! That's white trash America for you.

Imagine the embarassment when little Susie dresses up as a flapper for Halloween but her friends won't stop calling her a ho.

Child Long Pimp Daddy Suit Costume

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I just really like the way the kids are posing.

I'm a pimp...yeah...I'm 10 but I'm a PIMP!

like these guys?

http://www.tapercities.com/Phishpond...taz%20copy.gif

Right...you know those kids are not old enough to drive those cars.

I'm an ICY HOT STUNNA! I'm suprised it's not STR8 BALLIN YO!

do you think the icy hot stuntaz will make out with me?

No sorry they won't...they're too busy being my man servants.

Don't hate b/c I have hot man servants and you don't. ;)

the little boy looks funny

They remind me of Victoria Gotti's boys.

BITCH



:D

That's the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the pic. Especially the one on the far right.

LOL. That's what I thought too.

I teach first grade and a few years ago, one of my team members asked her children what they were going to be for Halloween. One child, who is way too street wise, said he was going to be a pimp. She thought she heard him wrong, so she asked him to repeat himself. He answers again with pimp. She she is thinking that he doesn't have any idea of what he is saying, so she says something like, oh do you mean like a pimple? He says no, and a little girl who was listening leans over and says, Mrs. S, a man who, you know... The teacher didn't let her finish her sentence. So I guess he can be a pimp this year and have an outfit already made for him, maybe the little girl can be his ho! These were 1st graders! Scary!

OMG... I almost fell out of my chair!

This isht is a hot mess and dead wrong!

*smacks forehead* Doh!

I like the acne scars on the guy on the left, and the magic marker tatoo on the one on the right.

Personally, I prefer the Child Cheetah Pimp Suit. And the boy posing is a much better model. He's got the pose down pat.

"Due to overwhelming demand, our child ho costume is currently sold out."

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'...WHAT?!
 

I went to middle school with guys that looked like the Icy Hot Stuntaz. Of course, they didn't finish HS and are now in jail or unemployed, but they're riding out in their Mitsubishi MX3000s!

With some of the clothing I've seen for children for back to school, they don't need to sell costumes.

The outfits are WHOREiffic, and the children are going to look like prostitots.

One of my kids last year answered, one day, when I was taking attendance and called his name: "PIMPIN!" :mad: :rolleyes:

Yeah, he said that ONE time.