Moderating Pimp
 

Hello all,

i was a reading thread earlier started by arguably the greatest moderator of all time. she is upset that we all hate on moderators. well let me say that i can care less about getting my post deleted. i really don't even notice who is a moderator. in fact, moderators are cool in my books because they are just regular people like you and i.

HMMMMMM What If I were a moderator? Wouldn't that be sooooo cool? I would get rid of the posters that we all hate such as Rudey and Rudey. Or yeah, even that guy name Rudey. Ohhhh and Rudey. I would regulate on all the moderators. I would let everything go. There would be no laws. GC would be the equivalent to "Escape from NY/LA" with Kurt Russell. Hell yeah. Only the strong survive and we would allow the H&A to fight everyone. till the DEATH. Only hot girls with 36/24/36 will be allowed to post. And yes, I know this will probably eliminate 89 percent of you, but hey I am the moderator. I moderate things like that. and if you aren't that, hey what the hell. pull a mullet and pretend you are. its cyberspace...make it fun!



Make me the Lord of all Moderators. Make me the Moderating Pimp.

Vote me for Moderating Pimp and all that is wrong and ugly in this world (Rudey) will be eliminated.




***warning: giving Bobby powers of moderating pimp is equivalent to having DMX as President***

Moderators, please delete this thread, because it is very un-mod-like. I mean, gosh, there has to be a swear word, threat or racist remark in there somewhere.

Gosh, delete it already.

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My ass has officially been laughed off.

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OK you win.

Bobby's got my vote.

I'm not ready to commit my vote for Bobby. Can we be guaranteed that he'll drive a pimped out Escalade with fuzzy dice and gold plated rims? I need to know more.

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Correction: Your HOT ass has officially been laughed off.

;) :p

My post in this thread went bye-bye. :(

I like DMX -- sounds good to me.

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I'll drink to that!!!

Bobby you can be my pimp! :)

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Reading this, has been the first time I've laughed all day. Thank you :)

I'm with Russ. You will have my vote as long as you promise to carry a pimp cup at all times, like the one Lil' John had last night at the VMA's. :D

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(sigh)Oh Bobby, if only it were so easy http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...terminator.gif

Who would've thought that the H&A members would have so many folks catching matrix-feelings.

Imperial1

Also I move to ban Senusret I.

-Rudey

Heyyyyyyy!

Why for? Is it because of one too many mentions of Sigma Alpha Mu in one thread? You know it's the fraternity that Steven from Real World Seattle was in, the guy who violently slapped the Georgetown girl and threw her stuffed animal into the river, and later turned to a life of prostitution and theft.

Good, I got some watermelons and Galager's(sp?) big azz hammer, but I doubt I'd be smashing the watermelon though.

Imperial1

Let me get this straight...Stephen was from Sigma Alpha Mu, got angry and scary and beat on a young girl who was sick and then looked into hookers and hurting people by stealing their cars too? Yeah I won't ban you since you were upset with what Stephen, a Sammy, a violent convict Sigma Alpha Mu, did!

-Rudey

SMH.

Imperial1

So sad....so very sad. :(

Watch out! Rudey might try to force an apology out of you! ;)

He's just jealous of my Brother's hotness. :D

What the heck are you talking about??

-Rudey

Hahahahahaha, this is the most pointless thread ever. But at least it's making me laugh, which is a rare thing to find around GC these days. :rolleyes: :D

Well my boy, for 20 million dollars, sometimes you just have to take one for the team. :p

Yeah but Bobby doesn't have a song about him. I do.

-Rudey

THAT'S ridiculous. Two members talking to each other and neither one is offended? And the posts are still deleted?

oy vey.

Did you see the dialog? It was sexual (boy on boy) in nature and there was no way of knowing if the two were joking or not. There is no question that there was a TOS violation.

If people want to push hard enough to get this thread closed or deleted, it's not going to take much more.

:(

i sowwy

don't close my thwead pweez :(

I didn't.

How was it sexual? I brought up news references - Michael Jackson et al. were all in the news.

-Rudey

Bobby, you KNOW you got my vote. Please do rock the tricked out Escalade and fuzzy dice when your pimpin' on the threads! :p

Bobby were you the man who dressed as a woman and was picked up by Eddie Murphy?

I mean that was in the news and it did happen and I would like to know if you were him.

-Rudey

I vote for Bobby. But under his guidelines I can no longer post:(

Yes Rudey, it was me.

Also in the news, there was a little boy who was rejected by Michael Jackson. Everyone on the E! channel was in shocked to hear that Michael Jackson rejected a little boy. Was that you?

it's like a duel!

Yes. That was me. I was upset because I wanted some money out of it and to sleep at Neverland ranch.

By the way did they identify you on that video with R. Kelly? I know it was on the news that he was with some underaged people but I wanted to know if it was you.

-Rudey

dueling banjos you mean...it's like deliverance...who gets to squeal like a pig?


I think I have senioritis in AUGUST

this is so going to be good- who ever wins gets my vote...
::::Popcorn::::
:::Grabbing Senusret I to watch with and a 40::::::