what is your wildest/craziest sexual experience?
 

seeing as how i gained the nickname "pornstar" in college, i thought i'd pose this question to yall. so what is it folks? what is the craziest or wildest thing you've ever done sexually? let's not get into details, but something like 'i had a threesome with a midget'.
i'll give my story after i get some responses.

shelley j
sigma k

ps - please please please keep this clean enough to keep from being deleted.
:p ;)

I once gave a boy a peck on the cheek after I drank two beers at a bar in college.

No really, I think that's the best you're going to get here.

Was it Mr. Frat Octopus?

OK so this isn't really a scandalous story (because I don't feel the need to share intimate details about my sex life on the internet!) but it's my favorite.

It was about four in the morning and I was drunk and making out on my bed. Because I was drunk, I had poor coordination skills and when I rolled over, I fell into the laundry basket (and then my soon-to-be-boyfriend was trying so hard not to laugh that he didn't help me out of it). It woke my roommate up. So I'm drunk, stuck in this laundry basket, and my roommate's sleepy and confused and asking, "What's going on?" Almost two years later, she still likes to retell this story to just about everyone we know.

So yeah, now that everybody thinks I'm retarded, they can share their stories . . .

I actually did something kinda similar to your story, S&S.

I was drunk and making out on my bed. We accidently rolled off the bed and completely knocked over my nightstand. The whole entire mattress went with us. We were too drunk to pick ourselves (and the furniture) back up so we just kept making out on the floor.

I lived in a townhouse and my roommate lived in the bedroom below mine. The next day, my poor roommate was so tired because she had been woken up from a large BANG (the nightstand) and couldn't go back to sleep.

To this day, I have no idea how we knocked the nightstand over. The thing is HEAVY. I just moved out of my apartment a couple of weeks ago and my roommate and I were struggling to lift it up.

Okay "pornstar" -- what's your story?

"Pornstar", I hope for your sake that you never run for public office :D

Room 4001.

Select sisters and H&A know. :D

Classified TOP SECRET SIOP-ESI (YANKEE WHITE total background investigation required, and even then ya DON'T have a need to know!):D

And you know this, Chuck.

When I'm old and decrepit I'm going to look back on it, smile, and think to myself "DAMN, I can't believe I did that." and shake my head in disbelief.

my story? well......i did three guys at once.

shelley j
sigma k

They all fit at the same time?! Girl, I'm not sure that's really a good thing.

EW.

I'm not sure that's something to be proud of, let alone BLAST on a message board.

GROSS.

ohhhhhhhh k... :eek: TMI.

Do you do bachelor parties?

j/k

oh yeah...... definitely something to be proud of.

yall asked.

shelley j
sigma k

ps - and no not all in the same "place"

To me, "well......i did three guys at once" seems pretty equal to "I had a threesome with a midget."

NASTAY.

Shame on you, GCers for asking. She sounds like she's proud of it. :rolleyes:

Miss GC
 

Re: Miss GC
 

LOL, Nice pic.

Thank you for your honesty AlphaIota. And don't mind the less experienced and prudish girls. Bully for you for having fun.

Odd double standard, but if a guy posted that he had sex with the three girls, we would be voting him a parade, or at least the other guys would be :)

i'm neither proud or ashamed. it's just something i did one drunken night in college. i did have a darn good time though.

shelley j
sigma k

Hey but the prudish ones get to feel a little bit better than you.

After all, they may have done some freakish stuff but they can feel good that they didn't happen to mention it here. Odd idea of morality and superiority.

in reference to the doing 3 guys thing...
 

um...guys? the thread IS wildest/craziest sexual experiences...WHY on earth are you looking down on her for posting this exact one? is it worse or more private than OTHER sexual experiences? lighten up a lil....laugh at the story...stop the judging...and if you don't want to read about crazy sex stories, dont click on a thread with a pretty cut and dry title...


thanks :p

Considering the title of the thread and nature of the conversation, I basically say that if you don't want to know what people have done, don't read the thread. But, that's just my opinion.

I've never had a problem airing my dirty laundry on here, and I apologize to those who may be more prudish who stumbled into this thread if they didn't really want to read this stuff....

My most recent incident was 2 nights ago on the way home from a bar. Mr. Bunny and I were on the interstate and he ripped my shorts off while I was driving and proceeded to go down on me. I almost lost control of the car at first, but once I got my bearings it was fun as hell.

Last year my ex and I got it on in his car right on the side of Fairfax County Parkway with traffic flying by. I'm surprised we didn't get caught. The thrill of the whole thing made it that much more enjoyable, though.

Okay, there's my post-to-get-flamed-for du jour :rolleyes:

Re: Miss GC
 

nice one bunny. don't worry. i'm the one they are all hatin' on right now. no worries though. they'll move on soon enough to their next victim.
the haters will just keep on hatin'. so ignore them and let's get back to the thread at hand.

shelley j
sigma k

ps - your brothers should be so lucky as to date one of my sisters.

like jay-z says, "ladies is pimps too. go one brush your shoulders off."

shelley j
sigma k

I lost my virginity to a guy I liked since freshman year... and we had sex in his closet one time. And that my friends is about as exciting as it gets. :D

Re: in reference to the doing 3 guys thing...
 

Thanks for wording that so well! So true! I am still trying to think of something more wild than what most of us have done. Until I come up with something- props to her for having the guts to share! :)

Sure it'd be easy to post whatever I do in my personal life, but then I remember...

Oh wait, I know my International President and my International Council reads this crap. They really don't need to read about orifices.

I may as well have my MOM on GreekChat then. :)

I'm sure your sisters are really proud of you for posting this information with your letters in your post. Have some respect for your organzation.

Testify.

n.b. I am not looking down on those who have had experiences like alphaiota's; neither am I condemning them for posting about said experiences. I'm simply explaining why I choose not to join in posting mine.

It's clear. :)

Oh, and Iowa...I'm not a Nazi. I only delete posts that are reported and your's happened to be reported (and it was reported, once again, by three different people so I'm deleting it again). I PM everyone whose posts are deleted in a thread. I'm not sure if your PM went through or not. As stated in the rules at the top of thread, if your post is locked, deleted, or edited...deal with it.

ETA:
After receiving a few PMs and Emails, I felt it's best to lock this thread. If you have any comments, please PM or email them to me.