In This Thead, We Post Spoilers For Movies
 

Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.

In the movie Titanic . ;. The boat sinks people.

In Cinderella, she lives happily ever after with the prince

Wait, how about we post the spoiler, and the next person names the movie?

She's a man!

Re: In This Thead, We Post Spoilers For Movies
 

Also, Darth Vader is Padmé Amidala's baby daddy.

Movie: The Crying Game!!!

Spoiler: He was home the whole time, just thousands of years into the future!

Planet of the Apes!

Copies of his diary are passed out to the entire school, so now everyone knows what a true bitch his sister is.

Cruel Intentions! (I love that movie!)

They raise enough money to save the orphanage but end up back in jail at the end.

I am stumped, so I am gonna throw out a new one...

He's Kaiser Solzhei!

Sister Havana's was Blues Brothers

The next one - Usual Suspects

A tasty and popular food has some interesting ingredients. And Edward G Robinson's favorite color is orange.

Soylent Green (it's people!)

The kids really weren't allergic to the sun. They were dead.

The Others.
I think.



This guy takes soaks up his "kids" pee with newspaper.

Big Daddy.

The aliens die because they're asllergic to earth germs!:mad:

War of the Worlds


He always had an instinct not to trust them...no matter how perfect the LAWS were, there was something wrong. His instincts were right because they try to take over, but end up being unsuccessful.

I-Robot?

A girl gets hit on the head with a door, and has some crazy technicolor dreams with midgets, talking animals, and a crazy woman who wants to snatch her new shoes.

Wizard of Oz :p





A kid wanders off on a field trip and his single father must go searching for him. The kid ends up in a dentist's office and must break loose. Runs into some turtles along the way. And the Dad runs into a girl who has no short term memory but is convinced that she can help him find his son. (Hint: All the characters live in the ocean.) ;)

Finding Nemo



The youngest brother of three brings his fiancee home. His other two brothers fall in love with her. The youngest brother is the first to die, in WWI. Then everybody else dies, the father suffers a debilitating stroke and the middle son ends up fighting a bear in the woods.

Legends of the Fall.


It's the sled.

Citizen Kane.

Tyler and Jack are the same person.

Fight Club

He comes back from being shot, hits a home run in the last game and the Knights win.

The Natural?

She turns bad, he turns good, and they leave in a flying car.

Grease

Andy's favorite hobby was dropping dirt from his wall into the yard. It took him 20 years, but now he operates a hotel in Mexico. His best friend finally can join him.

They both hope the Pacific is as blue as it was in their dreams....

The Shawshenk Redemption

He's dead too! That's why the little boy can see him.

The 6th Sense?

Two best friends sleep together, fall in love and become an old married couple who finish each other's sentences. (hint: 80s movie)

When Harry Met Sally (?)

Shit....george's daughter's engaged....now he's got to pay and plan for everything.

Along the way, he gets mad that hot dogs come in 8s and buns come in 10s.......

Father of the Bride w/Steve Martin...love this movie



Mentally challenged man defies the odds to become a millionaire, moon the President, marry the girl of his dreams, & watch her end up dying of AIDS. He's left to care for their child alone.

Forrest Gump

After running (a lot!), he goes directly to the mafia and tells them his firm has been overbilling them, and needs their permission to release this information.

The Firm



4 friends. One kills a horse accidentally. Three of them get a job in pharmaceutical sales in order to bail their friend out.

Bobby would post this. It's funny -- I was just talking about this movie last night.

Half Baked

What smells like shoe polish? Oh, and it turns out the guy she had sex with in the bathroom was dead.

Clerks

Daughter has been sleeping with stepdad. Mom finds out while running lunch trailer and sleeps with her BF to get even.

Meanwhile, black lady finds boyfriend in bed with best friend.

These two stroylines cross pathes on one of the most notorious TV programs in American history.

ETA: JAmie didn't get naked in it, but she should have.

Ring Master!!

Depressed/cancer support member who's apartment is IKEA'd out finds out in the end that the smooth talking soap salesmen doesn't really exist.

Fight Club?


African Prince goes to a new country to avoid an arranged marriage. During the process, he finds work at a rip-off restaurant of McDonalds and finds a new love.

Coming to America

Yuppified couple have had an excellent marriage, until some frenchy pretty boy woos wife into bed. Thinking it would be a one time thing to look back at, she finds herself consumed with fucking him even though there's nothing wrong in marriage.

Husband kills frenchy after he does wife from behind next to staircase. Wife cries, but only because she can't hump frenchy anymore because he's dead. Wife makes some crappy, contrived apology, and husband takes wife back (idiot)....

Unfaithful

1988 Texas highschool football powerhouse looses it's best player to injury and still gets a shot at the state title.

Friday Night Lights

The Cowboys and Giants square off in Urbana for a shot at the state title (?)

I have no idea! But this thread was so awesome, I'm resurrecting it.


She dies, leaving her adopted son and daughter NOTHING, "for reasons well known to the both of them."

Mommy Dearest?

He realizes that he doesn't need to go back to the past to meet his real mother, and is adopted by the lady from Inventco

'rosebud' was kane's sled from childhood in the movie "citizen kane"

The Little Giants -- a great movie :D

Meet the Robinsons


She had a better time getting picked to be an intern than 4 hours in a hot tub.

Legally Blonde.


We'll all meet again some happy day, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.