|
TKE Chants...
It's been a while since anyone has talked about TKE chants (the old post died a while back)...
We have some newer posters on this forum - with that said, PLEASE SHARE any variations of TKE Chants that your chapter may use! Of course, there's the usual one that many chapters use, but many alter for their own chapter... Ours is as follows (Profanity Edited for the message forum - for example, "F-em" = fill in the blanks): "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - We're Tau Kappa Epsilon Raiders of the Night, a bunch of rowdy bastards that rather f*** than fight, so F- Em F-Em F-Em F-Em, who the F are we? We're Tau Kappa Epsilon, the best Fraternity... Tekes once, Tekes twice holy jumpin je$is chri$t, Gawd damn, Son of a beeeotch, rah rah F***!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! - ONE, TWO, ONE TWO THREE!!! (one frater) - WE ARE TKE!!! (ALL Fraters) - THREE TWO, THREE TWO ONE - TAU KAPPA EPSILON!!!" * By the way, I spelled certain things wrong ON PURPOSE... We also use this one (alternating between one frater and the rest): " -Rappa Tappa Tau Kappa!!! (one frater) - Who the hell are we?!! (ALL fraters) - Zimmy Zam, Gawd Damn!!! - The men of TKE!!! - Tekes RAISE HELL!!! - HELL YEAH!!! - Tekes RAISE HELL!!! - HELL YEAH!!! - Sound OFF!!! - F YOU!!! - SOUND OFF - F YOU!!!" Okay, now it's your turn... GO BEACH!!! |
The Illinois Delta TKEs tend to do the cadence (that "ONE TWO THREE! T-K-E!!!!" thing) especially when serenading the sororities, haha. Their big tradition at the end of every party is to play "Under the Bridge" by RHCP, circle up (brothers only!) and sing to it and stomp in time to the music (the floor shakes), and at the very end of the song, they start the cadence.
|
the tke's at georgia southern yell this-
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Tke rah tappa tau kappa who the hell are we- georgia southern lambda u tke give me tke one time give me tke two times give me tke all the damn time ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TKE! |
Here's a few we do at Troy University.
Rumble Rumble Rumble, Raiders of the night. We're rough and ready fraters we'd rather f*** than fight. Slip slap jock strap who the hell are we? Hydi hydi God Almighty. We are TKE. Rat sh*t, Bat sh*t, dirty rotten tw*t. (number of active members you have) douche bags tied in a knot. Eat'em, F*ck'em, gobble, gobble, chew. We're the Teke's of lambda zeta, who the hell are you? Born on a mountain top, raised by a bear. Double set of teeth and a Triple coat of hair. Two brass balls and a big steel rod, I'm a mean motherf*cker I'm a Teke by God! Teke number 1, Teke number 1, Teke number 1! |
Andrew, you are a very interesting guy
Tri Delta Sea Prince 2003 |
LOL...
Thank you... I will take that as a compliment although it may have been intended otherwise...
|
We have a few, but they've been covered on other TKE Chant/Cheer threads.
Canebreak Born on a Canebreak, Raised by a bear Got a double set of jaw teeth, fine coat of hair Cast iron balls and a blue steel rod I'm a mean motherf***er, I'm a TKE BY GOD! (dont know the name for this one) Take your girlfriend to the corner, where the lights are dim and low. Put your left hand on her shoulder and your right hand down below. When she starts to shake and quiver, wonderin' what is going on, Tell her that's the secret handshake of Tau Kappa Epsilon Coconut Grove (aka Up Jumped A Teke) (Army Cadence) Up jumped a Teke from a coconut grove, He was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. He wore a 2 button beanie with a 3 button stitch, He was a mean mother fucker and a son of a bitch. He line 100 women up against a wall, Made a $2 bet that he could fuck em all. Well, he fucked 98 till his dick turned blue, Then he backed off and jacked off and fucked the other two! When he died he went straight to hell, He fucked the devils wife and his daughter as well. And on his tombstone written in greek, Reads here lies a cunt-suckin, motherfucking TEKE!!!! YITB, Hooch #1353 TKE, Beta Psi |
Some of the songs are similar - it looks like after time some of the words get changed.
We're Apollo's Raiders We're Raiders of the night, we're dirty sons of bitches we'd rather f*** than fight Heidi-didey, Christ almighty Who the f*** are we? We're Apollo's raiders, and we're from T-K-E Circumcise a *** Sig with a jagged piece of glass, Ram a rusty bayonet up a Phi ****'s ass Tekes once, Tekes twice, holy jumpin' Jesus Christ Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat Sixty-nine douche bags tied in a knot Eat, fight, fart, f***, gobble, nibble, chew We're the Tekes so f*** you! |
Here's another "blue' one
Walkin' down Canal street
knockin' on every door God damn son of a bitch I couldn't find a whore Finally found a whore she was tall and thin God damn son of a bitch I couldn't get it in Finally got it in and worked it all about God damn son of a bitch I couldn't get it out Finally got it out it was red and sore the moral of the story is never fuck a whore. Sung by the whorehouse... quartet Do you have a hard on... not yet Are you gonna get one... you bet... It's slowly ris-ing..... |
Yet another song not to sing to a pledge's parents
Three whores from XYZ*
got drunk on cherry wine, the topic of discussion, is yours as big as mine The first whore from XYZ said mine's as big as the sea, ships sail in, ships sail out and never bother me... CHORUS Rolly polly, tickle my holey Up the slimely slew, rattle your nuts upon my guts and join the slimey crew The second whore from XYZ said mine's as big as the air, planes fly in, planes fly out and never touch a hair... REPEAT CHORUS Can't remember the third verse.... Since this is not a private forum, I did not list the name of the sorority in the song...if you want to know pm me. |
I'm the "keeper of chants" for YZ chapter and here are a few of our personal favorites. (note the pirate chant is rather vulgar...read at risk of being offended)
"The pirate chant" (in the interest of time for this one I've written the first verse in full, the rest I will just list anatomy parts and what not, cut and paste) I put me hand upon her toe (yo ho yo ho) I put me hand upon her toe (yo ho yo ho) I put me hand upon her toe she said Teke your going to slow put it in pull it out quit fucking about (yo ho yo ho yo ho) Knee She said teke quit teasing me Thigh She said teke you're making me cry Breast She said teke you've passed the test Twat She said teke you've found the spot (The following verses are a bit more unique so I'll write them all out) I put the shocker in her ass (Oh no! Oh no!) I put the shocker in her ass (Oh no! Oh no!) I put the shocker in her ass She said AHHHHGGGGGGGGG! Get it out get it out quit fucking about Oh no Oh no Oh no I put me dick into her mouth (yo ho yo ho) I put me dick into her mouth (yo ho yo ho) I put me dick into her mouth she said (cover you mouth and mumble) put it in pull it out quit fucking about (Yo ho yo ho yo ho) We buried her in a long pine box (yo ho yo ho) We buried her in a long pine box (yo ho yo ho) We buried her in a long pine box she died from sucking too many cocks put it in pull it out quit fucking about (yo ho yo ho yo ho) We dig her up every now and then (yo ho yo ho) We dig her u pevery now and then (yo ho yo ho) We dig her up every now and then We fucked her once we'll fuck her again put it in pull it out quit fucking about (yo ho yo ho yo ho) (Slower and more somber) Now all of us Tekes must go to hell (yo ho yo ho) Now all of us Tekes must go to hell (yo ho yo ho) Now all of us Tekes must go to hell (loud and obnoxious) WE"LL FUCK HER THERE AND TEH DEVIL AS WELL put it in pull it out quit fucking about (yo ho yo ho yo ho) And my other favorite I'm an asshole you're an asshole we are tekes until we die But I'd rather be an asshole than a god damned *** Chi If you would like you can go (name this fish that ryhmes with like) if it's somthing you adore but if you accept a (fish) bid leave your pecker at the door if you go greek you should go teke we're the ones with so much more. BEER!!! and even though we have no money we are hung down to the floor |
I got this one from another chapter, so I can't claim all credit.
Sung slowly.... Take your girlfriend, to the corner, where the light are nice and low, put your left hand on her on her shoulder and your right hand down below, when she starts to... shake and shiver and wonder what the hell is going on, you can tell her is the's secret handshake of tau kappa epsilON **reading this isn't the same. try and sing it and you'll see how is rhymes. Might take a couple tries. |
"Born in the Backwoods"
Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear! Two sets of teeth and four coats of hair! Two steel balls and a cast-iron rod! I'm a mean motherf-cker, I'm a Teke by God! Teke once, Teke twice! Holy jumping Jesus Christ! Rat sh!t, bat sh!t, dirty little twat! 69 douchebags tied in a knot! Eat, bite, f-ck, suck, gobble, nibble, chew! We are Tekes, so f-ck you! |
We do 1-2-3- T-K-E
3-2-1 Tau Kappa Epsilon Ahhh s***, ahhh D**n R@pp@ T@pp@ Tau Who the h*ll are we T-K-E the best fraternity Bim B@m F**k, all the others suck We are the TKE's, the best f**kin greeks Other is: I'm a TKE from Baylor U and i dont give a d**n, i came to school to break the rules and cheat on all exams, To hell, to hell with PhiDelt, to hell with FeeFee too. And if ur not a T-K-E to hell to hell to you, So i think we ought to have a drink. Hey! I think we ought to have a drink. Hey! I think we ought to have a drink in honor of TKE! |
Tau Zeta Chant
Leader: All fired up on T-K-E ::All Repeat:: [repeat several times] Leader: We are tekes ::All Repeat:: Leader: Mighty mighty tekes ::All Repeat:: Leader: Where ever we go ::All Repeat:: Leader: We let the people know ::All Repeat:: Leader: Who we are ::All Repeat:: Leader: And what we stand for ::All Repeat:: Eat, Fight, F_ck, Suck, Gobble, Nibble, Chew. We are tekes... Who the f_ck are you? |
To the tune of "Oh my darling Clementine". I've noticed a lot of fraternities have a variation of this also.
Quote:
|
we had a pledge song that was sung everynight...voice was gone by week 3.
it has to be yelled at top shelf: PLEDGES, PLEDGES, PLEDGES, RAIDERS OF THE NIGHT! DIRTY SONS OF BITCHES, WE'D RATHER FUCK THAT FIGHT! GRAB THE PRYTANIS' GIRLFRIEND, AND RAM IT UP HER ASS! CASTRATE THE EPI, WITH A DIRTY PIECE OF GLASS! FLIM FLAM DONT GIVE A DAMN, WHO THE FUCK ARE WE?!?! SLIP SLAP JOCKEY STRAP, PLEDGES T-K-E!!!!!! takes a bit to get the beat but its a good song :) |
My all time favorite is 1-2-3 but we sing it differently then most, it goes as follows,
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1-2-3 T-K-E 3-2-1 TAU KAPPA EPSILON AHH SH*T AHH DAMN RAPPA TAPPA TAU KAPPA WHO THE HELL ARE WE E-O E-O T-K-E T-T-T WITH A K-K-K T WITH A K, K WITH AN E T-K-E E-O and theres our version of Riders of the Night We're the men of TKE we're riders of the night we're dirty sons of bitches, we'd rather f*ck then fight so hiedi hiedi hiedi ho, who the hell are we, sh*t f*ck c*ck suck were from T-K-E E-O |
Epsilon Omicron Canebreak
I was born in a canebreak,
Raised by a bear, Got a double steel jaw, And a fine coat of hair, I got a cast iron belly, And a fine blue rod, I'm a mean motherf*cker, I'm a Teke by god! |
We like to do a chant called "Little Bird"
get one brother to lead, and everyone else repeats after him... A Little Bird, With a yellow bill, Flew upon, My Window sill, I coaxed him in, With bits of bread, And with a hammer, I smashed his F*cking head! The moral of, The story be, You do not f^ck, With T-K-E. |
Florida State's chant is done when we give new guys a bid, or if we just get bored.
During rush after a guy's accepted a bid - We ring a giant bell outside the chapter house in order to get the brothers' attention (and everyone else around) that a bid's been accepted. New guy stands about 30-40 feet away and all the brothers gather in a horseshoe like mob. We start yelling "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and then the new guy runs at full speed and jumps straight up and out at the pile. We catch him and start tossing him as high as we can in the air while chanting the following (I was hitting tree branches about 6 feet above the pile but I weighed 120 lbs haha) Who are we? TKE! We're raiders of the night! We're dirty sons of a bitches! We'd rather F*ck than fight! So heidy heidy Christ Almighty who the Hell are we? Zig Zag God Damn F*cking TKE! Works really well, and scares the living Hell out of the new guys straight off the bat hahaha |
We learned it like this in Rho Delta
[quote=NewPaltzTKE;1377268]We like to do a chant called "Little Bird"
A yellow bird With a yellow bill Sitting on My window sill I lured him in With a pieced of bread And then I crushed, His ##cking head The moral of The story is To get some head You need some bread |
Everytime I go back to campus I make sure they still know the songs
One of my buddies wrote the first verse and chorus one year. Then about three years later me, him, and anther guy wrote the rest. It's sung to the tune of the "Battle Hymn of the Republic."
We're the brothers that you know that you can always stand beside. When you're too drunk to walk we'll always give you a ride. We'll take your girlfriends' pants off 'cause we know what's inside. We're the men of T-K-E!! (chorus) F*ck the Sigs we'll take their WOMEN!! F*ck KA we'll take their WOMEN!!! Theta Chi ain't got no WOMEN!! We're the men of T-K-E!! Well your playing us in football, you may think that we are soft. You may beat us on the field, but your girlfriend beats us off. We'll f*ck her 'til we're board and then we'll go and play some Tolf. We're the men of T-K-E!! (chorus) While you're drinking like a freshman, b*tch we're drinking like a pro. We're so good in bed we'll turn a nun into a ho. If you can't find your girlfriend then you'll know where she will go. To the men of T-K-E!! (chorus) Well we're drinking and we're f*ucking and we're f*ucking while we drink. If you can't puke in the toilet, you can always use the sink. We do a lot of stupid sh*t, because we never think. We're the men of T-K-E!! (chorus) *Side note: Tolf is a game we play on our campus. It's golf with a tennis ball. The course is across campus and holes can be buildings, cars, trees, and people. We also have a cheer that we don't use very often anymore: Douche bag dirty rag suck you're mamma's tit. C*ck sucker mother f*ucker eat a bag of sh*t. We're the best fraternity and all the others suck f*uck. We're the godd*mn T-K-Es rah rah f*uck. |
cheer
Also our cheer is similar to the first post. Except the end:
holy jumpin Jes*s Chr*st spite 'em, fight 'em, dynamite 'em sh*t, f*ck, p*ssy |
I thought that certain chants were secret. Explain?
|
FIU miami TKE's
Were Apollos Raiders Were Raiders of the Night Were Mean Mother Fuckers We'd Rather Fuck then Fight Wham Bam Thank You Mam Who the Fuck are We Mighty... Mighty... TKE... |
Here is one that we do every year before we go sing to sororities, on homecoming, and before tugs matches.
(One frater leads, and the rest repeat at the top of their lungs) RA RA RA! AH F**KIN' AH! WHO ARE WE? WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARE THE TEKES! BEST OF ALL THOSE GOD DAMN GREEKS! BEST IN THE EAST! BEST IN THE WEST! TAU KAPPA EPSILON! F**K THE REST! it is definately what pumps me up the most |
Quote:
|
Who's house: TKE's house
You know: delta rho 123:TKE 321:tau kappa epsilon |
Drink Beer
I'm an alum from EN and we have a chant called drink beer
Drink Beer, Drink Beer, oh come drink beer with me I don't give a damn for any old man who won't drink beer with me Bring out that old gray goblet with the TKE crest upon it and we'll all have another glass of beer!! Glass of Beer!! For it's not for knowledge that we come to college But to raise hell while we're raise hell while we're raise hell while we're here And we will drink drink drink to Epsilon And we will raise our glasses high Raise 'em high And we'll love our sacred brotherhood And we'll be loyal till we die till we die When the day is done we'll tap another one for Tau Kappa Epsilon Tekes once Tekes twice holy moses jesus christ goddamn sonofabitch ra ra TKE Tekes UP Tekes DOWN |
Chants of Theta sigma
Drink Drink Drink Drink
Drank drank drank drank Drunk drunk drunk drunk Drunk last night drank the night before gonna drink to night like we never drank before cause when we're drunk we're as happy as can be we are the brothers of TKE TKE is the best fraterniTY to ever hit the campus of St. Johns University Drink Drink Drink Drink Drank drank drank drank Drunk drunk drunk drunk A yellow bird with a yellow bill was sitting on my window sill I lured him in with a piece of bread AND THEN I SMASHED HIS F*CKING HEAD!!! "Hidi hidi christ allmighty who the hell are we Sh*t f*ck, co*k suck it's the brothers of TKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Uno dos tres weeeeeeeeepaaaaaaaaaaa aight pussies! What what what what what" That must be yelled at the top of your lungs at any party you're blitzed at while soaking every one with your drinks |
Quote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k |
Breakdown:
(Leader) WHERE WERE YOU BORN? (All) Born in the backwoods, raised by bears, got two sets of teeth and four coats of hair, got two steel balls, and a cast iron rod, im a mean mother fucker, im a TKE by god. Drinking Song: So heres to brother (name), brother (name), brother (name). So heres to brother (name) whos with us tonight. Hes happy, hes jolly, hes fucked up by golly, so heres to brother (name) whos with us tonight. So drink mother fucker, drink mother fucker... (repeat drink mother fucker till they finish) Canal Street: Canal street, canal street, the street that I adore, but ill be a son of a bitch if i can find a whore. I found one, I found one, sitting on a rock, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can find my cock. I found it, I found it, sitting in my hand, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can make it stand. I made it stand, I made it stand, up to my chin, but ill be a son of a bitch if i can get it in. I got it in, I got it in, up to her snout, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can get it out. I got it out, i got it out, now its all red and sore. The moral of the story is you NEVER FUCK A WHORE |
At the Nu Lambda chapter, we really don't do too many chants. But we do a couple that are already mentioned here.
Born on a Mountaintop: Born on a mountaintop, raised by a bear. Double set of teeth and a triple coat of hair. Two brass balls and a big steel rod I'm a mean mother****** I'm a Teke by God. Drinking Song: So heres to Frater or Ass (name), Frater or Ass (name), Frater or Ass (name), here's to Frater or Ass (name) who's with us tonight. He eats it, he beats it, he even mistreats it! Here's to Frater or Ass (name) who's with us tonight. So drink mother *******, drink mother *******... (repeat drink mother ******* till they finish) |
This one's my personal favorite...
T-K-E Give me T (one frater) Heeey! You got your T you got Your T Give me a K (one frater) Heeey! You got your K you got your K Give me an E (one frater) Heeey! You got your E you got your E What does that spell? (one frater) GO F*** YOURSELVES!!! Backwoods Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear. Two sets of teeth, four coats of hair. Two steel balls, and a cast-iron rod. I'm a bad mother f***er. I'm a teke by God. Oh Heidi Heidi, Christ Almighty Who the hell are we? Wam bam thak you ma'am. We're from TKE. Countdown Oooooooooooooooooooh! 1-2-3 who the hell are we? 3-2-1 Tau Kappa Epsilon Oh s*** god d*** Rappa Tappa Tau Kappa Who the hell are we (insert chapter name) TKE |
Pi Epsilon Chapter at CBU has a chant we do after Intramural Victories and after Bid Day as well as any other time we feel like we should.
the entire Chapter- "Aahhhhhhhh" the Chant Leader- "Are you ready?" the entire Chapter- "Hell Yeah Damn Strait 123 TKE 321 Tau Kappa Epsilon Aww Shit Gosh Damn Ra ta ta Tau Kappa Who the hell are we Pi Epsilon TKE" More recently we have gotten to the point at intramural games and usually before the chant to yell this question. Chant Leader- Who Run it? Chapter- TKE Run it. this question and answer is of course usually repeated 3 times. |
If you drink wit a teke your drinking wit the best
we drink til theirs no more ugly bitches left theyl hate us tomorrow but love us tonight cause we'l beat up that p#@sy like its been in a fight... This is a chant me and an elder brother made one night before a toga party trashed.. im from theta-omega chapter we made one other that night but i cant disclose that one... its that offensive. |
theta omega....TKE
we have a version of the pirate song that was originally from a different chapter and we had a brother transfer from their to here... on monday night i touched her toe (yo ho yo ho) she said hey teke your movin to slow get in get out quite f@#kin about (yo ho yo ho yo ho) Tuesday i touched her knee Quite playin wit me Wednesday i touched her thigh your gettin me high thursday i touched her tit quite playin wit it friday i touched her tw#t your gettin me hott on saterday night i stuck it in she said hey TEKE your wearing me thin (no one frater shushes everyone and they silently sing) On sunday night she laid in a box (yo ho yo ho) on sunday night she laid in a box (yo ho yo ho) * (every frater screams this part) ON SUNDAY NIGHT SHE LAID IN A BOX SHE JUST COULDNT HANDLE THIS TEKES BIG COCK.... GET IN GET OUT QUITE F#@KIN ABOUT YO HO YO HO YO HO this is my fav. to sing when we all have a 5th of JD in our hands |
Frater (there name) where were you born?
Answer: Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear. Two sets of teeth, four coats of hair. two steel balls, and a cast iron rod. Imma mean mother f***er imma teke by god |
Quote:
The second whor from XYZ said mines as big as the sea, ships roll in, ships roll out and never bother me |
| All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:10 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.