In This Thread, We Chat Using Really Bad Pick-Up Lines
 

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

are you from Memphis, cause you are the only Ten I See

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name George?

That must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that!

baby you must be tired, cause you have been running through my mind all day

Would you like me to pick you up for breakfast, or should I just roll over and nudge you?

You must have a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants.

Is your underwear made in space because your ass is out of this world!

Man: Wow, that's a really great dress you're wearing; but, do you know what would look good on you? Me.

Is your daddy a thief? cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a lot of overdue library books?

Because you have FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE written all over you!

(actually said to me at the Rasmussen Library at UAF)

That shirt looks good on you, but it'd look better on my floor.....

(I actually said this to a guy friend when I was wasted one night...we went out for 2 years!):D

what's your sign? .... (a golden oldie)

Somewhat piggybacking off Bobby (sorry babe) but this one was actually used w/ me years ago. LOL

"Baby, did you get a speeding ticket this morning? You got FINE written all over you."

i lost my phone number, can i have yours?

guy: did it hurt?

girl: what?

guy: when you fell from heaven

(a guy actually used that on me lol )

Man: You look very becoming in that dress....but of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me??

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

I need math help. Lets subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide your legs then multiply.

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Do you have a quarter? My momma told me to call her when I fell in love.

Can I check the tag on your shirt?

Of course! It says "Made in Heaven!"

Hey baby...wanna wrestle?

Man to woman: Every bone looks good in your body. Especially mine!

If I call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

-Jules

--Rudey never knew what hit him after that one!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go f*ck!

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Stripes are my favorite color.

(Actually said to me while wearing a striped shirt :rolleyes: )

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I wanna tap that ass!

Nice shoes! Wanna F***?

Pull my finger.

"I'm coming home with you, right? No? You're coming home with me?"

But I did laugh.

are you a dallas fan?

Hey little girl. I lost my puppy. Could you help me find him? Just get into my van with tinted windows and we will go look for him.

I have cancer, and will probably die tomorrow... Jee, it would be a pity to die a virgin wouldnt it

Ever kissed a rabbit between its ears?

*pulls out pants pockets* Wanna try?