Pick up lines? Whats your best one?
 

Alrite, If any of you have watched the show, "The Graham Norton Effect" they have this section for pick up lines.

What are your best pick up lines???

are those your real eyes?? they are so pretty, are you sure its not contact... Let me look closer .....hmmm.....


(this also works when you wear a low cut shirt LOL)

A: Do you sleep on your stomach?
B: No.
A: Can I?

Hi, my name is ______

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I dont have anything really special. I usually just say whats on my mind since I know most chicks I meet out at a bar/club are already tipsy/drunk.


Here's a few:

Hey! You're sexy.

Hey! You're pretty fucking hot.

(If its a tall chick) Hey! How tall are you? You're fucking hot.

Hey! Do you have a friend named Jenn? (most chicks have a friend named jenn) Usually they do and then I just play it out from there...if they don't, I usually tell them they look like someone I know and by then we're already talking and the ball is rollin.

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Those are weak dude.....

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lol....like I said, they arent special or anything.

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I'd just be like "I know I'm hot" And take my sailor hat and fat ass to the stripper pole....

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What sailor hat? I wasnt aware you had one anymore.

I always tease my boyfriend because the first time I met him, he said "I am going to change your mind about Long Island".

(My sister who set us up used to tell him I would complain how much of a pain it was to trek out to Long Island from the city).

Now he says to me at least once every couple of days "I know I've changed your mind about Long Island".

Cheesy I know but it's the only thing I can think about right now.

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I definately still have my sailor hat.

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Uh-huh.

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:confused: I so do. Did you think I was going to let the Sigma Chi have it?

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The sailor cap is probably the last thing he wanted.

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:mad:

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:confused:

This actually works! Trust me!

I always wanted to use "F*** me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me." But I've never had the guts. :D

Funny stuff:

You look like a championship bass, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

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Do you show them party pics to impress them?

Just give me a few drinks and whatever i say is a pickup line..

this is true. sometimes it just takes a "look"

so um...wanna put your willy wonka in my chocolate factory?

The last time I met a girl as pretty as you I got syphillis.

-Rudey

Since nobody is coming up with good ones...

Do you want to be a lion? Get on your knees and I'll throw you my meat

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

I'll bet you $20 my d**k can't fit into your mouth.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

F: you look like my third husband.

M: really? how many times have you been married?

F: twice.

I once had a guy friend ask me what time I got off work. When I told him he said, "I bet I could get you off alot faster." Or something like that. He wasn't using it to pick me up, so it was funny. :p

Hey Baby, I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"


word...

This really only works for guys, but still...

"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?"

ROFLfest.

Just go to class and sit next to that cute girl you like. (Lets assume this is in the middle of the semester). Then kind of just look in her direction and say, oh...so thats what our professor looks like? If she has a sense of humor, she will prolly laugh, and maybe you can start up a good conversation. :)

Was your daddy a thief b/c he stole the stars from the sky & put them into your eyes.

When they made the alphabet, they should have put U and I together.

You are the most beautiful woman in the world. Wanna f*ck?

"ya know, I'm the guy responsible for those crop circles in England"

It worked on Seinfeld better than in real life

I had a guy at work say to me last week, "I've got the "F" the "C" and the "K"....all I need is "U." Made me laugh. :)

I use whatever comes to mind. My pick-up lines are freestyled. :cool:

Imperial1

Pick up a packet of sugar, hand it to someone and say, "excuse me, you dropped your nametag" Works better if they have the "SWEET THING" artificial sweetner packets. IT's a riot.

excuse me miss...i'm _____, i noticed you across the room and wanted to introduce myself.




*doing the LL lip lick and the crooked smile*

LOL that's hilarious!!!!!!! Maybe if I get the courage enough, I'll use that on some guy.

Follow the directions closely, ladies!
 

Ok girls, here's a pickup line that works, in my experience anyway.

Get a lipgloss that has a nice smell/taste. I suggest the el cheapo Bonnebell Vanilla/Raspberry you can get at any Wal-Mart/K-mart or drugstore.

When you're getting to know a cute guy at the bar or club, casually apply your gloss, and encourage your girls to partake in the gloss also so that the smell goes around where you're at.

When the boy says "Wow, that really smells good...", smile, and reply in your most cutesy way, "It smells good but it tastes even better..." and then pucker your lips and ask him, "Wanna taste?"

Guaranteed 100% to work ONLY IF YOU'RE CUTE.

I think Cosmo did a survey of 10,000 women between the ages of 18 and 35 and according to the women, the most successful line is "hi, my name is madmax".

"How 'bout a three-way? You, me, and some of this pork"