Britney or Jessica
 

Alright you have to pick one to be your mom, who would it be??

Britney

~or~

Jessica



My vote goes to Jessica. At least I know that Nick has some good background. Who knows about Brit's husband-to-be.:rolleyes:

Can I say neither?

Yeah.


But in case I can't I would say Jessica.

Britney

These lyrics come to mind:

I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a f*ck if this chick was my own mother
I still f*ck her with no rubber and c*m inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

I just read that Jessica Simpson's mom claimed in the latest Vanity Fair that Jessica's IQ is about 160. That would put her on par with Einstein. Comments?

cough*lie*cough

I think a lot of her ditziness is an act but I certainly don't think she has the IQ of a genius.

Tina (Jessica's mom) is smoking crack. Jess is no genius.

I'd have to go with Britney.

i would pick jessica over britney anyday

:eek: wow. Jessica really has Brain Power? :rolleyes: I don't know. Both of them haven't exactly made some earth-shaking decisions. for right now, neither.

Like her mom is going to say, "Yeah my daughter is really stupid." Maybe she meant 160 on a scale of 1000!*lol*

Mom? How about just who I would want to do more...

Thatd be Jessica. Her hotness continues, even grows; Britney seems to be falling off, shes sporadic at best...

I wholeheartedly agree.

jessica.

she's never had to sell her body the way britney does just to sell records.

JESSICA!

Britney has become a little too whorish for my tastes :rolleyes:

I'm a little too old for either of them to be my mom. :D

I prefer Jessica, though. She has actual singing talent.

If I had to pick one I would pick Jessica only because Britney seems to be more Fake and really bothers me

Hmmm, maybe she got it confused with her SAT score. :P

I dunno. After everything Britney has done in the past, I'd have to say Jessica. Even if she is a ditz, at least she's honest and doesn't try to act like something she isn't

Jessica has the street-smarts of my mom, so I pick Jessica.

I'd definitely pick Jessica. Why?

1. She's very PRETTY. Not just hot like Britney, but genuinely beautiful.
2. She has morals that aren't fake.
3. She is actually a talented singer.
4. I think she would try very hard at being a mom, and I think Nick would be a good dad.

LOL this is a weird question though... a pop star as my mom?

I'm sorry but i think Britney would be awesome to have as a mommy...and even if she wasn't a good mommy, i'd still want to have her genes because she is gorgeous...Jessica and Nick just annoy me, i don't find them genuine at all...plus, why would i want a dad who's always putting my mom down? that's emotional abuse right there.

though admittedly, Jessica is definitely not stupid i think...maybe a little ditzy, but i think she knows how to play her cards right :)

Def Jessica. Id rather have a mom who was ditzy and all the boys loved cause she was gorgeous, plus Id look like her then too if she was my mom. Plus I wouldnt want Britt as a mom, too much of a SLUT image and I wouldnt want people calling my mom horrible names like that.

i'd go for jessica cause she likes to shop and has a better sense of style. i just had flashbacks of brti's outfits (that jean outfit with j.t., the way she's been lookin lately...)

Yeah, I really don't like Britney's sense of style at all. I remember when she was on Punk'd she was wearing a low cut sundress, jeans, pigtails, a bandana and a trucker hat on top. WTF!

the two are way way younger than m e but if i had to pick....jessica!

She can sing, and she has fashion sense vs. brit who cant sing and who like someone said is a little to whorish for me.


I heard her say on a talk show that she isn't that ditzey she plays it up for the tv because her and nick are two boring ppl ....i thought that was funny she would say that

I'd personally rather say "neither", but having to choose...

I would definately pick Jessica.

Although I can't stand either one. Personally both women give blondes a bad name. Britney because she acts and dresses like a slut and Jessica because she is a total and complete utter airhead. But I guess I would rather have a mom who is an airhead and says stupid things "is this chicken or fish" than a mom who dresses like a slut.

Jessica is an utter dingbat, but her heart seems to be in the right place. She seems to take marriage and family seriously. Plus, she just doesn't seem as NASTY as Britney.

First of all - all pop stars or celebrities in general are fake. Not all the time - butmost of the time.

But I would always choose Britney!!!
For 1.) Jessica commonly says she just acts ditzy and thats how she used to get guys to pay attention to her. I'd rather have a guy think I'm hot and semi-smart than beautiful but dumb as a bat.
2.) Britney is the biggest dork - and I love that about her.
3.) Britney doesn't care what she looks like if shes not performing. I mean the girl can look like complete crap and she doesnt' care. As long as she's having fun - she just doesn't pay attention anymore. Jessica does - who rolls her hair that much everyday! That takes a lot of effort I don't have. I giver her credit for looking good - but I don't know that I'd want to wait that much time everyday for her to fix herself up.
4.) I would not want Jessica's dad as a grandfather. I mean you'd be a teenager and you're grandparents would be asking you about sex. I dont' want to talk about that!!! Jessica and her mom and dad all openly discuss her sex life. I find that gross and a little icky!