How to make boys love you.
 

Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

you should always send yourself flowers and candy. This will show him how desireable you are.

And, anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.

You should leave while he's still into the conversation. The key is always leave him wanting more.

you guys are funny... I always crack up at "I was surfing the crimson wave I had to haul ass to the ladies"

it seems like guys like a girl who is a challenge for them to get (either if the girl is playing hard to get or if she is just desired by many men :))

beat them severly about the face and head. always works on me.

Do you want it with the brick in the pantyhose or the dead fish? kisses. ;)

I won my guy by simple spending more and more time with him, until it got to the point where we couldn't be "just" friends anymore.

Be me. It works everytime... for me.

You should always have something baking. ;)

Be a complete b*tch, that usually has them drooling all over you...

listen to bobbythedon's advice. working for me so far...
thanks dude :)

He does dress better than me . . . what would I bring to the relationship?

Stalk them night and day until they can't get you out of their mind. :D

Oh that's another classic. :)

Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Well, there goes your social life.

Here's my advice...

Save yourself for someone worthwhile, like Luke Perry! Then, wait for wait for the sign...

Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

awww, yeah.

You could watch Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

um either will do surprise me i like those.

clothes that could potentially be revealing or sexy should be worn at all times. the cute knee length skirt and button up...leave the top two or three buttons undone so if you bend over he could probably see something...or think he can...and when you cross your legs make sure its inviting and obvious. he'll either leap on you or excuse himself to the bathroom.

wear these while acting totally oblivious to the fact that youre sexy.

oh and touching is good. innocent brushing up against him or holding on to his arm for a brief moment or putting your hand on his back when your walking by. anything soft that'll send chillbumps down his spine and inflate his boxers.

Ok quick question


Do you girls really need to learn all the ways to be seductive and use you female whyles on a man, cause its evil to do these things on a guy, unless under very specific circumstances.

Use The Force.:cool:

hahahahahahaha



Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

I don't know...Jury Duty was some deep stuff.

ETA: I am totally not being serious - Jury Duty is one of the two or three worst movies ever made.

nice eta. and your pm box is full.

- Be yourself
- Don't be easy

If he's going to be there, you'll probably have to make a cameo at the Val party.

Cmon ladies its simple. Show the goods!

My boyfriend and I were just friends. Almost a year. Then somewhere during that year we fell in love. Then we broke up. We're still friends though.

A well-timed blow job.

So, uh, like, how you doin' and stuff?

Mad playa skills! hahaha

youre my hero

Just cleaned out my PM box.

Make sure to take a lap before you commit to a location.


And Elton, suck and blow is a GAME!

i expect you to walk in this door in 20 minutes.

It might take longer than twenty minutes.

EVERYWHERE IN LA TAKES 20 MINUTES!

I'm not in LA daddy, I'm in the valley!

Lol, you guys are funny
Seriously though. If there's a magic formula for all this, let me know. I had one in love w. me but it ultimately wasnt right. For now, I'm ok w. being alone. Anyone else feel that way?