Is there a sexy way to ask for anal sex?
 

What do you think?

No one marries the butt girl.

No.

I love Sex & the City, but I'd have to agree with this statement!

Just accidently slip it in. :cool:

Awww Hellls NAW!!

JUST SAY NO!!!

Everyone should keep the A card until they're dead. And even then!!!

I'd have to agree with this one

ok, i will be honest. If you really are interested in it, then just ask.

In the style of Jack Black:

I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

So sexxxxay!

Any guy that calls his member a kielbasa isn't sticking it anywhere in me.

I will keep my A card, thank you sir.

I dont think I ever really have to ask to have anal sex. But there's probably a reason for that- I mean neither me nor he have a vagina.

Arya -

You didn't specify if you were asking to give or receive. It may make a difference.

Every girl I know who has lost the A card has had it happen on accident...and then done it on purpose afterwards.

One of my friends was pledging down at WVU at Wise and a brother advised him to get rid of a girl that was effectively stalking him by taking her to bed and just doing it--saying that she'd be too embarassed to say anything against it and that she would probably stop stalking him after that.

Arya what you do is grab her by the face, flip her around so she's facing away from you, slap her on the neck so she bends over, and just give it to her.

-Rudey
--That's romantic enough

Totally JUST got that.

this is got to be the funniest one!!!!


i see greekchat has a lot of prudes. ;)

If you're with me, you don't. :D That's an exit-only area, thank you!

Re: Is there a sexy way to ask for anal sex?
 

Are you pitching or catching?

okay if you dont want nothing up there...then dont even bother asking...i'm not asking you to enter through YOUR exit door. thats why at walmart you CANT go in the exit door. you have to force your way in and thats not right.

solution: stay out. tresspassers will be shot. survivors will be shot again. i'm from the south. everybody and their dog has a shotgun.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! OHHHH! I needed that! LOL!

Depends on the girl...I hate a technique, usually works...

Yeah, not asking to perform that on your girl at all.

Imperial1

Do you ever dress up as Cher?

Ha, you should just try to sneak it in, and see if she responds with the dolphin.

LMAO

That right there was done by my man and the result was him almost being unconscious for the rest of the night. :mad:

Imperial1

You've obviously never been to a Wal-Mart in Iowa...
Exit door very easily opens for you to enter here.

I need to go to WalMart today and when I do I am going to try and enter thru the exit. I'll tell you how it goes.

Anyway, to answer your questions NO there is no way to ask to do that thing.

Boy, you Iowa kids sure do know how to have a good time.

Just tell her that you are "going to go for the gold" and all should be well.

I think, if I was a guy and I was trying to convince a girl to let me do this, I'd probably say, "Hey girl! Let me throw it in the tail."

It's very simple...all u do is bend her over while you're hitting it, start the finger action with the booty, and then work your way in there when it's gotten loose, works about 50 percent of the time...

it'll open if you use force. it doesnt open naturally. thats why i'm comparing it to my EXIT DOOR.

you are obviously not supposed to go in a door that is clearly the exit. there is a reason there are entrance and exit doors..

Alright, but if there's no bright, glowing sign, you can't blame a guy for trying.

Do girls actually receive any sort of pleasure from that? It just seems like it would be incredibly painful during AND after the act for the lady involved.

Some girls enjoy pain...

give a girl diamond jewelry. that may get her to do it..........sad but true.....

My ex tried to "sneak" it in once but i kicked him off literally. My ass was bleeding for few days.....OUCH!! never again!!!

yah, that answers my question....I think I'll maintain my back end virginity, thanks.

Do men actually recieve any sort of pleasure from it?

Imperial1