Uhu
 

Dr. UHU you're the one
You made GC so much fun
you're the stickiest one around
with you gone we all frown
Oh UHU please come back
then the fun can get on track
Dr. Uhu you're the best
You're better than all the rest!

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, feel dat trend now, yeah yeah
Sean-A-Paul, so mi go so then

Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what them want to do
Still I got to stick to my girls like glue
And I-man nah play number 2
All I know the time it is getting dread
Need a lot o'trees up in my head
Got alot o' damsel in my bed
To run that red

Well a nuff little girl them out o' road
Them got the goody goody
One thing me haffi tell them Dutty got di woody woody
cutie k man haffi shooby shooby
Virgin them want gimme and me haffi tooky tooky
Hot girls outta road dat seh dem see mi see mi
And a tell mi seh dem have somethin fi gimme gimme
How much a one night dem all a dream bout di jimmy jimmy
Dem a promise and a tell mi seh a fi mi fi mi
But a promise is a comfort to a fool, so cool
Well yuh dun know seh dat man haffi rule, di school
We nuh pet dem just wet dem up just like a pool
And a dignitary we haffi use up mi tool

Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to my girls like glue
And I mon nah play number two
All I know the time it is gettin dread
Need alot of trees up in my head
Got alot of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!!

So how can they waan big up dem chest
But they dun know Dutty Cup we deh ya rated as di best
A wouldn't they love diss this is Sean-A-Paul this
We nuh cater fi nuh guy and only girls we a request
So gimme di gal dem, yo and every minute I'm wid it
Fi get di gal dem exquisite and get dem regular visit
Just gimme di gal dem, now dem all a pressure mi cellular
Seh a mi a di dappa dem waan fi be dem big poppa
Gimme di gal dem, after di chronic we tek a drag
And I don't mean to brag everyday I got to shag
Gimme di gal dem, everytime I look inna my mind
It's only girls dat weh mi find and true mi love dem design

Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to my girls like glue
And I mon nah play number two
All I know the time it is gettin dread
Need alot of trees up in my head
Got a little of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!!

Some guy a live dem life and dem nuh really waan check it
Dem have nuh girl nuh wife nuh woman dem nah select it
Sometime mi haffi wonder if dem headset dem wreck it
Jah know dem ago bun well if dem don't waan correct it
So please, dem nuh wannabees
Dem hangout wid too much dogs and catch fleas
Dem nuh waan nuh honey, dem only waan di money
Dat's how mi know seh dem bwoy deh all a move funny
Look like dem lost, livin in di past
One ting mi haffi tell dem (?)
Dem better move fast, before we get crossed
Badman nuh cater fi dem just because, mi go so then

Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to my girls like glue
And I mon nah play number two
All I know the time it is gettin dread
Need alot of trees up in my head
Got alot of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!!

Amycat's poem:

Try singing that to "We Love You, Conrad" from "Bye Bye Birdie."
It's FUN ( and after all, fun is the way of the cougar - or so I've been told.);)

FUN is the way of the cougar. Deleting the first UHU thread is NOT the way of the cougar. ;)

First post sing to "Rubber Ducky you're the one"

Rubber Ducky works great, too!
I'm having fun now!

uhu is the way of the cougar.

Pictures not showing up from behind my company firewall is SO not the way of the cougar.

oh god not you too

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay3.jpg

OMG! Its like beetlejuice, we said your name 3 times and you came!!!

Welcome back UHU my friend!

I have played "Like Glue" at least 50 times in the last two days because I missed Glue Stick so much.

it has strange effects on people

hooray for Dr. Uhu coming back though! WOO HOO! :)

I thought it was if you said CANDYMAN'S name 3 times he'd appear. And then kill you with his big hook.

:(

Its both of them. I think Candyman is 4 times tho. Bloody Mary too--but Candy and BM have to be said while standing in front of a mirror.

Re: Uhu
 

Aha.

I thought Bloody Mary was 100 times...hmmm...

It never worked for me when I was little though. Although why I'd really want it to escapes me. Now if I knew about Dr. Uhu then I would have been really disappointed if it didn't work. :(

This one goes out to UHU
 

Show me that fun again.
Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’.
We'll get to glue again
stickiness will reign in the end!

Oooohhh. As long as we got each other
We got fun sittin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest gluers who never quit gluin’.

As long as we keep on gluin’
we can have fun any time of day
Cougar, cake or 'cline, fun all the time
We got each other postin' the fun online.

delete fuckin thread

ban fuckin user

Kitso
KS 361

break fuckin bed

I think this just proves the point that fun has left GC. BRING FUN BACK!

We should campaign for fun and pink to reign on GC! :D

Blast from the past
 

I don't know what it is that makes me love glue so
I only know I never want to let glue go
Glue started something and can't glue see
That ever since we met, glue's had a hold on me
It happens to be true...I only wanna be with glue!

It doesn't matter where glue goes or what glue do
I only want to spend each moment of the day with glue...

PUGS ARE MOTHERFUCKING ANGELS

WITH WINGS! Don't forget the motherfucking WINGS!

The Court believes you may need some counseling to deal with your obvious anger and hostility problems.

Loosen up a little, have a little fun.

That's internet hazing. It's not nice. :rolleyes: ;)

raspberry weiss is a mini sugar and spice with wings!

(that rhymed)

OMG I'm totally tashed.

Im with like fourteen people i'm talkin gt o right.

I wih I wasL


1) in iowa
2) in milwaukee

Re: Blast from the past
 

Good work! You have true talent!

Oh UHU how we love you
Our hearts beat strong and true
We always will remember
Your packaging of yellow and blue
Your stickiness will hold us together
And bond us all night through
Your stickiness and gewiness too
Oh UHU we pledge to you.

Internet Lawyer RULES! :)

Dr. UHU we LOVE you!

I'm too sticky for my love too sticky for my love
Love's going to delete me

I'm too sticky for overalls too sticky for overalls
So sticky it hurts
And I'm too sticky for rush mods too sticky for rush mods
Greek Life and Chit Chat

And I'm too sticky for your party
Too sticky for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I build models you know what I mean
And they do their little turns on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
They do their little turns on the catwalk

I'm too sticky for the losers too sticky for the losers
Too sticky by far
And I'm too sticky for chit chat
Too sticky for chit chat what do you think about that

I build models you know what I mean
And they do their little turns on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
They do their little turns on the catwalk

I'm too sticky for my too sticky for my too sticky for my

'Cos I build models you know what I mean
And they do their little turns on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
They do their little turns on the catwalk

I'm too sticky for my cat too sticky for my cat
Poor pussy my cougar cat
I'm too sticky for my love too sticky for my love
Love's going to delete me

And I'm too sticky for this board.

Please don't leave us Internet Lawyer, we love you as much as we loved UHU!

Amazing.

I'm not leaving, just fear I'm too sticky for this board and will get deleted again.

Stick to me like glue and we'll pray you won't get baleeted!

BUMPITY BUMP for our favorite real-life lawyer GEEKYPENGUIN!

Congrats!

Congratulations!