In This Thread, We Chat Using Movie Quotes
 

I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you know, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY, isn't it?

What in the WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS is going on here???

He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

Would I dick you? What happens to me if I dick you?

You're Right, I am crazy...

and you know what else?


I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Well, fine. You go ahead and miss church and then when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!

the horror....the horror.

And just like that [puff!] he was gone.

where we're going . . . we don't need roads.

Just hit the brakes, she'll fly right by.

Go sell crazy somewhere else; we're all stocked up here.

No wire hangers!
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Baby Ruth?

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

One more word out of you and I will strangle you with my microphone wire.

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a god-damned magic show.

Honey, do you think KFC is still open?

Yes, yes, hail Caesar!

Nice try, I worked at KFC for two summers during high school.

Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

Face it Flounder, you puked ON Dean Wermer.

I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.

Is there no one else? Is there no one else?

Do you know what I would do if someone did that to me? I would kill him, I wouldn't hesitate. I would stab him 78 times. I would chop off his fingers, slash his throat open, carve numbers in his chest, gouge out his eyes, I swear to God! ...But that's me.

What do I look like, Mother Teresa?

Live her alone....get it? Liver!

Earth to tall bitch!

Mawwaige. Mawwaige is what brings us together today. Mawwaige--that bwessed awwangement, that dream within a dweam.

Good thing I didn't flatline. My 350-pound babysitter would be chasing me for the half-eaten pastrami sandwich I stole from her.

Great, that's just what this country needs. A cock in a frock on a rock.

You shoulda played those kings, mike

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.

Have fun stormin' the castle.

Mister, there's two kinds of dumb. The guy who gets naked and runs out in the snow and barks at the moon, and the guy who does the same thing in my living room.

Well, brutal's a subjective term. What's brutal to one person might be entirely reasonable to someone else.

Gracie Lou Freebush, I know. I memorized the orientation pamphlet. I know all 49 ladies by name and picture. Well, 50 including myself. But your picture wasn't there, so I knew it was you from your lack of picture!

as you wish...

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

Please. I don't wanna go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak... well maybe you do.