Let's Break Down Your Coloredness
 

[SARCASM]

So, apparently, I lost my identity....according to my parents and my birth certificate, I'm 100% Filipino, but, according, to his logic, let's break this down:

I'm in a "white" Fraternity, so let's put that as 20% white

I listen to mostly rap, 85% of it Tupac, so let's say I'm 10% Black

I play soccer and follow almost every major league around the world, so I guess that's 5% more Euro and 15% Latino.

I also watch a lot of hockey, so add 2% Canadian.....

I don't want to add it all up, but the rest % I guess I'm Filipino.

So, I guess I'm a mutt...Thanks everyone, I feel a lot better knowing my identity....

[/SARCASM]

Or maybe I'm just me....and I like what I like as an Asian man in America trying to succeed in the highest level possible, and I just happen to like what I like.....

Re: Let's Break Down Your Coloredness
 

stop playin, stan..you're not asian. if you don't have a tricked out civic, you can't claim.

:cool:

Shriner, if you're listening, sorry for keeping you down.

Signed,

The Man.

Re: Re: Let's Break Down Your Coloredness
 

't hee hee.

I'm Filipino.

-Rudey
--But they say I act WASPy

stan...
honey you confuse me. does that mean if you like tortillas, tacos and margaritas, you are five percent mexican?

Re: Re: Let's Break Down Your Coloredness
 

THAT WOULD BE ME!!!

Next thing you know I'll be crying out "AZNPRYYYYDE" and listening to Jin tha MC.



(please note that the above is a statement generated by the antics on AsianAvenue.com and does not reflect the views of this poster)

You do.

*Snatches Phasad's black card for living in Illinois*

:eek:


*sniff* *sniff*
But why? I'm not the only one!

You went to school with like 5 black kids. You can't talk.

-Rudey

So what are you saying, that I act WASPy too??? I don't think so homie.

Haha. Dude, don't you live in like Backass, Missouri or something?

White
Anglo-
Saxon
Protestant

Hey, I'm from Chicago!

What's wrong with Illa noize?:p

People from Chicago are all Polish as far as I know. So no black.

-Rudey
--I'm wearing a pink lacoste shirt with aviator sunglasses today because that's what Filipinos do!

What about me?

Mom and Dad = Indonesian

but:

I'm also in a "white" fraternity, using Stan's equation, 20% white

My favorite band is Phish, another 10% white?

Also, I'm with STan when it come to playing and watching soccer. 5% more Euro and 15% Latino.

Oh yeah, I was born in Geneva, Switzerland. I guess another 15% Euro.

I love to ski and play rugby. No idea how I can equate that one.

And, I work in South Africa and speaks Afrikaans and some words of Venda, Zulu and Xhosa, and my master thesis was in Southern Africa regional integration. Does this mean I'm part African also?

Euroasiatino?

Re: Re: Re: Let's Break Down Your Coloredness
 

you know that's the phonetical spelling for it....

aznpryde...

all i need know is to have one long hair dyed blond with jnco's and i'll be good.

I'm Plaid, but I act Viking.

I'm brown and act like an ass sometimes.

Does that make me 'the shit'?

I release this post with full knowledge most of you will bring all of the sarcasm you can muster.

Are you mocha or caramel?

-Rudey
--Or like milk dud?

More like milk dud.

I love milk duds...

all chocolateee and smooth and...WHEW! You said you're in S. Carolina or somewhere like that, right? Oh ok. ;)

Oh l--d, that's almost as bad as MissouRAH. LOL

I'm a li'l bit of everything. The posterchild for this diverse meltingpot that is America (cue "America the Beautiful")

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//wave.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//wave.gif

Re: Re: Re: Re: Let's Break Down Your Coloredness
 

I thought the correct spelling is aZnPrYdE?

As for myself: I consider me a "banana"/"twinkie" :D

I'm black....I'm black...

I'm pink......I'm pink....

I'm Rinso white.....

I'm in...vi....si...ble.....

DeltaSigStan you sound like youre from Cali, if youre not you should come theres a lot of people like you.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Let's Break Down Your Coloredness
 

oh shit...i keep forgetting about the alternating caps. i guess that takes my rice pass away. i think i tried to type a sentence like that one time and it took me about 15 minutes. i don't have a label for myself outside of the following:

educated, confident (somewhat arrogant), type A personality, asian man.

(would that be ectA asian dude?)


but people on this site seem to have me pegged as a sell out to asian folks.

calinasian?

I wish there were words to express how hard this just made me laugh.

I'm white, like, WHITE.


sorry, stan, you still cool, but i think i broke the thread. sorry.


-RC
--Making up for Rudey being gone BEEEEEEYatch

San Diego born and raised, but will be looking to relocate to Boston/Chicago or a REAL sports town to do my business.