Breaking news!
 

It has come to my attention that the Harem & Associates are really cool.

More breaking news: I'm going to Chicago this weekend!!!

With my daddy. Because he makes a lot of money and likes to spend it on me!!

Me too! But not with your daddy!

I'm PREGNANT!

If anyone ever wanted to see a cross between a Black American Princess and a guy who looks like he could be one of the Strokes, just wait 7 more months. :)

As a result, my daddy's not going to take me shopping anymore. :(

Congratulations!

Breaking news...

Munchkin's boyfriend is MY baby daddy too!

HO.

is this where i post to feel sexy like starang? lay me digitally!




-RC
--i bit this shit from the rudestar

Munchkin! Congratulations!!!!! I know the Munchkinette will be just beautiful :)

You all know I'm really not pregnant, right?

Except Lil'Hannah really IS messin' with my man...:mad:

did you at least pee on a stick?

You can't handle me.

But if you think you can you should come play with us.

Why are you the absolute funniest person tonite?? This is great!

Too bad he can't handle the harem.

Oh well, whatever, you and me and that red sweater
 

I wish he could.

Breaking news: I would have the H&A dedicate "Red Sweater" to him in the GC Song Dedications thread, but it's about a girl and I don't think he's pretty enough to pull that off . . . :(

Re: Oh well, whatever, you and me and that red sweater
 

BOP SHOOOOWHOP.

Do it anyway.

I thought that you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. :confused:

Make her stop messing with your man! :mad:

You guys, I think Lil' Hannah needs to get CUT UP.

Where's HACHETFACE when you need her?

Maybe she went to Kazo so she could buy herself some bling to compensate for her lack of wealth.

Let's ask this monkey what he thinks:

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/awierzbi/vba180b23a0.gif

I love my Harem and Associates.

They appreciate me for the hoebag that I is. :D

CHOP CHOP

HI!

http://www.eltecolote.org/0498/power.gif

Can you stop encouraging them? We are non-allied superpowers.

-Rudey

Rudey hereby created a new group called Death Squad. He will be accepting applications for Death Squad regardless of race, culture, religion, or creed. You have to be smart though and Rudey has final say over that.

-Rudey

Well, this is breaking news.

Death Squad says "Don't talk to me that way b-rod."

-Rudey

Will the Death Squad's main goal be to hijack every single thread and turn it into an inside joke? Because that's the sort of internet clique that I'm looking for, and I don't know if I need to look any futher than the H&A. What can the Death Squad do for me?

No. Death Squad gets respect and makes you cry little girl. If we need help in a thread, we write it in our signature and the rest of Death Squad swarms in. Swarm! Swarm!

-Rudey
--And we are not allowed to talk about Death Squad on LJ because a) that's gay and b) that's homosexual and, really, c) because it's sorta like Fight club.

The first rule of Death Squad is . . . you do not talk about Death Squad. The second rule of Death Squad is . . . you do not talk about Death Squad! Third rule of Death Squad: someone yells "stop," goes limp, taps out, the thread is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And, the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Death Squad. . . you have to fight.

Did I let your I-belong-in-many-a-lower-income-home furniture ass talk? You go sit-sit in the non Death Squad area of the bus!

-Rudey

Douche'


(That's some late-breaking Death-Squad-ese for jah, and it's pronounced like "touche" on the FYI tip)

Sandy, I love you. I will not be acting all HO with my officer Friday. Well, at least that's what I say tonite! ;)

Do you vibrate?

-Rudey
--I like gay jokes so please make one now.

OTW Rocks!!!

Thanks yo, you're quite the shit yourself.

And THANK YOU for supporting the H&A.

You're welcome. I'm very honored to have you as a friend as well as the rest of the H & A. :)