Who is your daddy and what does he do?
 

We are going to play a fun game. It's called, "who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.

Are you talking about my real daddy, or my sugar daddy? :confused:

My daddy writes books about the right-wing conspiracy. He also teaches classes where he indoctrinates others into the dirty liberal way of thinking.

My daddy has veteran license plates on his car. He used to have missles. I wish he would have kept one.

Now he does something very important in the medical field. He also looks a little like Saddam Hussein.

My daddy programs computers. It looks like this: 010011110001111111001010101.




My mommy's job is even better. She works for my university and counts their money. Then she makes sure that nobody buys alcohol with the taxpayer money.

My dad makes wonderful food as an Executive Chef of a restaurant.

Mine's a lawyer. If he gets you a divorce, you get the house and the kids. Your ex's "half" includes all the crappy stuff.

My daddy's retired. He fishes and golfs. :D He used to be a PE teacher...back in the day when you could still give kids a spankin'. He had one of those big-ass paddles w/ the holes in it to make it more aerodynamic, thus ensuring a harder hit.

My daddy is an engingeer, but now that he's semi-retired, he spends most of his time riding his Harley.

I'm serious.

I was sent to be paddled once... in the first grade.

But I didn't go. I hid out in the bathroom and went back to class. Found out later that year that the principal couldn't have done it anyway. My parents had a no-paddling order on file with the school.

There's nothing scarier than an ADHD first grader who knows there will be no real consequences.

My daddy owns his own law firm and lives in Hawaii with my step-mom. He seems to live the perfect life. Sign, so far from my life lol.......

Hes retiring soon so Im sure hell golf and hang out at the ocean all day when he retires, its in his backyard lol.

My mommy is a doctor in the local emergency room back home. She saves peoples lives all day... Too bad I hate blood. lol.

My daddy is an engineer/executive at IBM. He bosses people around all day.
My mommy is a teacher. She bosses kids around all day.

Our mom says our dad is a walking sex machine.

EW?

my daddy is a landlord and mortgage broker. he lets people rent houses from him for a fee. if tenants tick him off and dont pay, he evicts them. if they refuse to leave, they get sued by my daddy.

my mommy is a property manager for the same company and she cleans up my dad's mess.


i work as the assistant. i have to watch all the drama unfold.

It's from the movie. Come on.

That doesn't make it okay!

Uhhh no! I would LAY my dad if I wasn't his daughter! Relax, I'm only joking kiddos.

My daddy does just fine, thank you - and yours?


Seriously, before he passed away, my daddy ran his own contracting business, sold it for a good price, retired & golfed. He golfed the day he died.

My mama started her own business, based on geriatric home health care. She's semi-retired (just had two heart attacks, I should hope so!), and I'm now the manager. It's technically a small business, but on any given day, we keep over 800 people working.

yeah, those hurt. they make a whistling sound in the air


ssssssssssssssssssss.....POW!!!!!!!!

My dad is deceased, but he directed live tv programs at our local NBC affiliate here in Fort Worth. He was one of the original employees when the station opened back in 1948. Mostly he directed the local news. He also filmed the testing of atomic bombs in White Sands, New Mexico, back in the mid-50s. Also, he was one of the men filming Lee Harvey Oswald's transfer in Dallas when he was shot by Jack Ruby. He even had to testify before the FBI about the incident.

Having said that, it's no wonder that I have the tv on all the time.

My daddy is retired, but works a few hours a week teaching flying students how to use the instruments on their airplanes so they can get their instrument rating. Also, he buys houses and apartment buildings and fixes them up and either sales them or rents them out.

My mommy is the GM of a club/restaurant

My little sister is a doctor *

I'm retired. I used to do public relations for the entertainment branch of Philip Morris until I started feeling guilty promoting Big Tobacco to the masses. No, I'm lying. I had to quit because I moved away from New York. Now I sit next to the pool playing on my computer and drinking Diet Coke with Lemon :)


* Daddy, Mommy and Li'l Sis are hardcore Democrats, but I love them anyway :)

I want to be KillarneyRose when I grow up. :(

My father passed away when I was in kindergarten. My mother is a partner in a law firm on Wall Street.

My momma aint got no baby daddy for me.

She said I come from Jesus. :D

My daddy is a self made businessman. Owns his own company and sells lasers to diferent companies.

My mommy is a Registered Dietican/physichal trainer/nutritionist. She gets old rich people into shape so they won't die as fast.


Can I be your pool boy?

My daddy is disabled/retired. He plays golf and fishes while living in a premier golf resort in North Carolina. He's selling his house and moving to Florida though, because "the winters here have been too bad".

He used to be the Marketing Administrator for the GM Parts Division until his job started affecting his ticker.

My mommy is also disabled with emphysema. She is homebound :( She used to be a medical technologist.

Dee

my daddy does something in finance. he used the money he makes from finance to buy me fun and pretty things.

My daddy drives big trucks. He picks milk up at people's farms and takes it to big plants where it's packaged or made into ice cream!!! He owns the company and tells everyone else what to do. Sometimes he calls me at work and uses bad words to tell me the people I work with are stupid because they don't tell him when he needs to go to a different place.

My dad works in construction, he has his own remodeling business. He also built my house (he and a bunch of his friends from work). I'm usually not arrogant about things, but my house is REALLY nice and I'm proud of the fact that my dad built it.

My daddy is a farmer. He grows corn and soybeans and hay and raises lots of cattle. He's been farming with his brothers for over 40 years. I don't think he's ever going to retire.

My mommy is a nutrition specialist. She makes sure all the old people at old people centers get good food and the cooks aren't trying to steal or poison them or anything. She used to be a teacher.

My daddy works with computers... as to what he actually does I haven't really know since I was about 13ish...

My mommy cares for the elderly... she goes to her "clients" houses a couple times a week and she helps them with everyday chores or takes them to run errands... she used to be a bilingual secretary way back in the day before us kids ruined her life!!! :D

My daddy is Larry, and he used to be in construction, as a project manager. I think he used to be in charge of building stuff and yelling at people when they were getting behind. Now he is starting his own business doing home inspections for real estate agents. He's also rilly rilly good at giving lectures.

My mommy used to be the vice president of my grandfather's oil company. Now she's a house-mommy taking care of my brother, but since he starts school this fall , she's going to start voluntering at a hospital. Doing what, I don't know.

Them's my parents and I love 'em!!

THAT is absolutely fascinating!


mu_agd, does your daddy have a printing press in the basement? ;)

My daddy used to be a doctor. So did my mommy. Now they're retired.

My daddy used to be a strategic services consultant. He mostly worked for the government but always via a private company. He took a buyout in 2001 and now he doesn't have to work:) . This is wonderful because when I was growing up he travelled five days a week and was stressed all the time. Now he works out, goes out on the boats, works on the house, and is super-duper involved in lots of church stuff. Also sometimes he gets mad at George Bush/Dick Cheney/Rummy/Karl Rove etc. and then he gets drunk and throws things at the TV and yells at them. (only when really bad things happen like Republicans winning elections or the start of a war that my daddy doesn't agree with). The dog thinks the yelling is because he did something wrong so he goes and sits outside while my dad throws things at Republicans. It's all pretty amusing to watch.

My mommy is a yoga teacher and holistic medicine practicioner. She is also an accomplished organic cook.

This thread isn't fair to Democrats.

Many of the people posting in this thread lean to the left. Are you embarassed that you're Republican and your daddy is our garbageman?

Get this the hell out of my thread. Take it to News & Politics.

and why is that?

and honeychile, he doesn't although that would be nice. the basement just has his entertainment center thing and a few bedrooms.