Hail Sperm
 

They are the true givers of life.


P.S.
This is in responce to the ova thread, in case you're retarded.

And the chooser of gender. But, I have to go with the Divine Ova.

Sperm work harder than the eggs do.

The sperm have to bust ass to get to where theyre going. Workin up a sweat and all.

All the lazy egg has to do is fall down a tube.

Plus thousands die every day, not just one or two over a few day period.

Sperm are definitely more admirable than ova.

Millions of them work their collective asses off with the knowledge that in a few minutes, only one will surive. They are the giver of gender and half-givers of life.

And yes, I'm positive that they're Republicans.

but in their early developmental stages they have to have "sperm nurses" to care for them. so the nurturing side is indeed there.

LOLOLOLOL :D

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate!

:D

Yeah, sperm do all the work while ova kick back and eat bon-bons. Its true.

Well, something has to balance out the male/female workload....

without ova, sperm would have no place to go

And without sperm, ova would have nothing to do. Hey, this sounds like dating.

Well they could go in a Kleenex or tube sock.

Yeah, I went there.
:p

Sperm is selfless and brave.

that is hilarious

Even the one that makes it doesnt "survive". True heroes...

Well, think about it man.. If they were Democrats, they'd just wait around for some government program to let them do in vitro or someting like that. And they'd probably be serious about the Sperm with Disabilities Act -- special advantages would have to be given to those sperm with broken tails, etc.

In essence, all of our babies would look like props from deliverance.

Therefore, sperm must be Republicans.

They taste wonderful... you are so misguided. :0

Do you know each single ejaculation has enough sperm in it to impregnate every woman in the United States TWICE?! Crazy!

I love you.

Hahahaha! I'm glad I have this site to amuse me when work's dull.

I've heard some liken it/them to alfalfa sprouts.

Thanks for that one. I laughed my ass off.

Some one was telling me about the Discovery Channel and they had two people who were a couple and sent her to Europe and the guy stayed. His sperm count rose as he thought she was cheating on him. And also when he found out it was true.

I was so confused.

I thought of sperm falling out of the sky during a thunderstorm. (Hail Sperm?)

Imagine, golf ball size sperm, tennis ball size sperm.

What a mess.

And a sticky mess at that.