Has anybody seen my pants?
 

Seriously. I need my pants.

Have you two been drinking again?

They're with James' penis....lost forever....

Someone needs to revive that thread.....


On second though....please don't...

WHOAH! I missed that one.

Although it kinda' remindes me of that Primus song.

Trust me, you're not missing much....


If you really want to know, do a search for James' Penis...although you might not come back with anything...

Wait a minute....if those aren't yours, whose are hurled in the backseat of my car??
Rudith...................................

Hehe, are we still talking about the thread? ;)

I swear, you and James can't keep track of anything!! What are we going to do with the two of you?:)

This thread also reminds me of this girl I knew who was in a sorority at Auburn (which shall remain nameless). Her family "summered" in NC one summer, and she got a job waitressing at the same restaurant I worked at. She was totally cool! She started hanging out w/ all of us at the frat parties over the summer. Well, one night we went out and she had the coolest pair of pants on. I told her I was very jealous of those pants! Well, she ended up spending the night at the XYZ house and the next day at work she asked if I could take her back out there to get her pants!!!

Are you referring to this King Missile song?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis
was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home
when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out
when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get
drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me,
remember what I did with it. First I looked around my
apartment, and I couldn't find it , so I called up the place
where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them
to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I
leave it there sometimes, but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few
people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being
without my penis for too long, It makes me feel like less of a
man, and I really hate having to sit down every time
I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling
everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very
depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward's St. Mark's
Place, where all those people sell used books and other
junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to
a broken toaster oven-some guy was selling it! I had to buy
it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him
down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back
on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even
though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a
detachable penis.

Yes! I thought it was Primus. Guess not!

That video played all the time on the Jukebox channel in 8th grade. I was so disappointed that they blurred out the penis....

ETA: It just occurred to me I think I remembered Detachable Penis being done by Primus b/c I remember hearing it being played about the same time as Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.

Re: Has anybody seen my pants?
 

maybe they ran away with James' penis

Oh Billy, Oh Billy.:(

Wear Shorts!:D

Then you can only lose half as much!:)

Oh, by the way, the lady I fixed you up with is still loking for you and the pants are cleaned, washed and Starched, and pressed on a hanger in Her Closet!:cool:

James Penil implant is lost for ever in cyberspace of Delete!

Oh, sorry no implant. James is a True Stud of inordinate proportions!:)

LOL

Thanks for posting guys. Randomness makes me laugh and today sucked total donkey sack

when last seen your pants were making a run to the border...but they got waylaid by a senorita and some cerveza

hey guys, i found this on a chinese swingers' club site:

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hope that helps!

This may be just the venture AXJules had in mind for the Harem.

the earth electric network of simultaneous club through the U.S. , Europe , Hong Kong , Russia and China and so on one lot tall high culture of quality and beautiful girl and male boy serve in the interest of member , you may look for up the satisfactory quality and build the blind stably here , is ready to that our quality life is rich and colourful , merry unparalleled."

I'm thinking a lil' less broken engrish and building blind people (!), and a lil more 'rich and colorful, unparalleled' good time. Earth electric network- I'm using that.




Anyone else think having "male boys" could be a problem? I mean, is there another kind???