I think my ova are Republicans.
 

I'm really concerned. It's like, I don't want my eggs growing up to be something that totally goes against everything I believe in, you know?

Oh my gosh!

I seriously thought I was the only one.

Not only are they Republican, they hate me. They're racist.

My sperm are Communists, and its freaking me out.

Mine have been waging uterine jihad against me for over a decade now. They have to be Republican, because only Republicans wage holy wars.

Quote of the month

If it's going to be quote of the month, I would like to point out the fact that I actually said this first and Kath stole it.

I'm glad; my ovum are pretty clearly liberal since they are so hateful and bitter, as all good liberals are. ;)

Uterine jihad is all mine. You just came up with that as my reason. WE will share the honor, because people from Wisconsin are good neighbors.

Sharing is caring.

does that make you ladies bleeding heart liberals then?

No, just bleeding something elses.

lol nasty. I opened myself up to that answer. blah. :p ;)

You are so crazy, lol! Uterine jihad, hahahaha! :p :)

Like Rush Limbaugh, mine are so drugged up as to be of no use to me whatsoever.

1st runner up to quote of the month. lol

Re: I think my ovum are Republicans.
 

I should give you my mom's phone number so you can call her up for advice on how to cope with having-a-Republican-child-despite trying-to-teach-her-the-right-way-to-vote! ;)

LMAO....i def need this thread right now. :D since my worst pain comes from the left (ironic, no?), we just call her "hillary" and call it a day.

she said, "bleeding something elses" tooooo funnaaay!

this thread is great

Today my half people were acting up. I reminded them of a little Supreme Court decision called "Roe vs. Wade". That calmed them down.

I like to tell mine about Planned Parenthood v. Casey. I also remind them about the secret tribunals for infidels like them.

Does that make birth control devices weapons of mass destruction??? :confused:

YES AND THAT IS WHY WE DECLARE JIHAD ON THEM!

-This guest post has been brought to you by GP's ovaries.

Yup, mine too.

I am CTFU at this thread. My co worker thinks I am nuts.

Well, mine don't work correctly and haven't for years. Maybe I should just wear a sign that says

"OUT OF ORDER"
:p

So I suppose your ova are democrats because they expect the government to support them while they're out of work. ;)

Hahaha!! I hope mine are democrats because I don't want them to work! I'll have to start giving them free food and health care to encourage them to sit on their asses.

Mine are anarchists. Little b*tches.

LOLOL I never thought of it that way!

My left one and my right one are fighting over which Bush is better. :mad:

My uterus keeps telling them neither, but they just don't listen! Just like a Republican, not caring about the majority. :(

Wow! Those are straight up Republican comments!! I hope neither of you end up without a job/laid off one day!! Actually, let me change that--for that type of comment- I HOPE YOU DO!

I don't think either of them are Republican. I know for a fact one of them is not. This thread is a joke! :D

My ova are no laughing matter.

i think this thread is kinda light.........i wouldn't take anything TOO seriously on here.

Well I do..and I did not mean the people who said it are Republican! And I think I understand it is a joke *speaking very slowly since some people think I am an idiot*

ADPi, they should have been saving money in case of that contingency. If they didn't make enough money, they should have tried to get an education. If those ova don't want to work, screw 'em the bastards can starve(no puns intended).

;)

I guess where I was going with that y'all is that I am very close to being laid off since my job is paid by a federal grant....also I get paid a good amount of money but I still live paycheck to paycheck...and I have a master's degree!!

So I guess all in all-- my ovum are poor uneducated lazy Democrats!!

;)

Did I also mention I think my ovum currently have PMS--so anything anyone says you better watch out- THEY BITE!

I can assure you that both of us are not.

"Every month you are not pregnant leads to the death of one more PNP (Potential New Person). You should be having sex constantly in an effort to avert this."

James is right. Stop being so selfish, and do it for the children.

Woo hoo! It sounds like someone's ova are MILITANT AND VIOLENT AS HELL. What political party are they--Ba'ath? Or is it just that time of the month? :p