She did it AGAIN!(J.LO Marries!)
 

HITCHED! JENNIFER LOPEZ'S SURPRISE WEDDING
June 5, 2004


JENNIFER LOPEZ has done it again! ET has learned that the former runaway bride married newly divorced Latin MARC ANTHONY in a surprise wedding Saturday afternoon. Witnesses saw white tents being erected in the singer's backyard over the weekend and heard classical music playing. The groom reportedly arrived with Lopez's mother, GUADALUPE, and the bride wore an elegant gown that fell just below the knee.
http://et.tv.yahoo.com/newslink/index.html#l1

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Oh Lord....

Is this for real?? :eek:

I really hope this is a BAD JOKE cause if she just married someone else this fast after leaving the other half of Bennifer she needs therapy and prayer.

Well, it's being reported on all of the major media outlets....crazy!

Okay I used to have a theory about all of her relationships

Puffy-Street cred
Cris-deflection of Puffy
Ben-mainstream appeal
Marc is giving her what more definte Latin ties cause you can kiss my butt if this is gonna last

Here we go again!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

This actually make sense. I think you might have workable theory.

OH NOW just WTF?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!:mad: :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes:

Didn't his divorce become finalized on FRIDAY NIGHT!?!?!!?!!?!?!

sick sick sick :rolleyes:

Whatta skank... :rolleyes:

J.Ho is a serial monogomist.

This one will last 6 weeks.

I'm taking bets...who's in?

Does anybody remember watching the Marc Anthony Wedding special on a "wedding's" edition of some talk show. It showed him crying and confessing his undying love to his now*I dont' even know how to say this* 2nd time divorced wife. Both Mr. and Mrs. talked about how unique and romantic their love was. How special that they were able to come back together again.......I feel sorry for the wife that got dumped twice by him.

And then he's back with JLO.

This is not going to make her look good at all.

Wonder how long this will last...

<-- starting her egg timer

I give it til January 6, 2005.

I'm in. I don't think they will make it to Christmas

:rolleyes: :eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

I give it about a month.

Yeah, I can definitely see this.

I hope this works out for them, but it doesn't seem that either one of them take marriage very seriously. Seems like it's on a par with changing socks or your hairstyle.

She gives serial monogamists a bad name!

I'm in the poll, though - I'll guess that they'll be having Thanksgiving dinner at separate places!

And the religious right is worried how gay marriage will violate the sanctity of matrimony? C'mon, "Jenny from the corner" is doing it all by her little heterosexual self. :p

I'm with everyone else who said that this whole Marc Anthony thing is probably a way for her, after being with so many non-Latino men, a little bit more credibility within her "community." I bet her next album will have more Spanish lyrics and salsa beats, too.

Have you seen J.Lo's new necklace?

It's made out of her old wedding rings.

:p

YES!!!!! My mother mentioned the same thing when I told her they were engaged. Their wedding was so beautiful, and you just KNEW they were in CRUCIAL love.

I will never understand how people can just throw marriage around like a friggin tennis ball. How can you go from being madly in love with one man, about to get married, the A FEW MONTHS LATER get married to another man. IMO, her values are all messed up, but hey, its her life. I remember when she was on Oprah, and O asked her about all her men, and J.Lo said that she likes to be happy, and she does what makes her happy at that time. Well, she must be one unhappy chick. Marc's wife filed for divorce like a couple day before J. HO was sporting his ring. But they had hooked up briefly in the past, so maybe she's making a full circle and this is who she was supposed to be with in the first place

she really has some major issues.

how long has she been with him? what the hell is wrong with her?

It gets plenty of free publicity.

And I ask myself, why does anyone care?

I'm in.

I don't understand why she feels the need to marry or be engaged all the time. What's wrong with just dating?? Or is she trying to be Liz Taylor?

Yeah it does seem like she just wakes up and says "who will it be today?"

She'll never hold a candle to Elizabeth Taylor. Ever.

However, I give the newlyweds 8 months and 2 days.

There is at least one more. Ojani Noa.

http://www.jlols.org/lax_misc.htm

Somebody needs to teach this woman that it's okay to just be "dating" -- not every relationship that lasts past a week needs to end in engagement or marriage.

Someone get this girl a therapist.

I'm in. I'm giving it to late February 2005. One Valentine's Day. That's all.

I'm in!!!!!!

Let's see her first marriage lasted about 15 months, her second one 9 months. I give this one (if it's true) 6 months tops.

Some advice to J. Lo SEE A DAMN SHRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, there is something wrong with a woman who can't go without a man. First her first husband, they divorce. She's with P. Diddy for four years, they break up. Not 2 months later she is with Chris, they marry, they divorce after 9 months. Not another 2 months later she's part of the whole "Bennifer" attack. Then not even a month after she and Ben call it quits she is with Marc (who wasn't even divorced at the time).

This woman needs a THERAPIST!!!!!!!!

. . . as do the men who continue to get involved with her. I mean it's not like it is a BIG SECRET how J. Lo operates.


In a few years I can seriously see there being an "I survived being Mr. J Lo" club. . . :o

I think she suffers from Dependent Personality Disorder. And perhaps Narcississtic Personality Disorder.

I never have been able to stand her. Her "music". Her movies. Any guy that gets involved with her has to be stupid and or crazy. I don't pity them though.

She's probably really good in bed, and dotes on her men... until she gets tired of them.

I'd marry her, as long as I didn't have to sign a prenup. She would dump me within 12 months, and then "Hello Alimony!" It would be like hitting the lottery!

You're giving her THAT LONG???!!!

I'm going with five months.

She's definitely up there with Liz in terms of the marriages/scandals/publicity. Not the talent of course. I don't get Marc's appeal. He's like the poor man's Ricky Martin. But he did get her a bigger engagement ring than Ben's, so that probably helped.

I'd pick Ben any day though!!!!!

This just further solidifies my theory that the whole thing w/ Ben was just some publicity scam to try to promote Gigli 'cause they knew it was a terrible script. I watched the interview w/ them w/ whoever it was (Barbara Walters, I don't know)...you could tell the whole thing was just fake. They didn't even look like they could stand being in the same room w/ each other.