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Your favorite porn spam subject lines (don't enter if offended)
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ENLARGE YOUR MEMBER.... wtf?? lol
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Be Hung Like a Horse
Re: Suzie With Animals in the Barn Make her scream tonight |
Barely Legal Wet Hot Teens With Wet Hot... (ok you get the rest...)
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Re: Your Virginia's never Been this Wet!
Um yeah, and my bulk email has never received anything so blatantly stupid. Get with the times- all the other porn spammers are at least using the correct words. |
I frequently get "Wendi, enlarge your manhood!"
In today's bulk mail folder I received an email from Hugh Jackman--subject... " SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: The Naked Cast Of Van Helsing" And the always popular: Mom Porn |
Just from today:
Little Pen-i-sMake U Shy To Screw?..
As hard as you can and she still w.. Hung like a horse? Doubt it .. see.. Can you beleive their husbands don.. Hard for Hours Yeah reading email is fun. They either want me to buy vicodin, viagra, or breast and penis enlargement products. :rolleyes: |
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A personal favorite...
"Do you have a small (less than 10 inches) package?!" I worry that some guys will take this to heart, but I've never cared enough to open the email and see what comes next. |
My favorite was the "Horny Housewives" thing...my mom and I had a good laugh over that subject line. (There was more, but I don't remember it...such a shame.)
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Today I had:
"Re: elder lovein---get some" ewwww...that just gave me a really gross visual! aj |
Vivian Gary Re: afterglow bela Jun 4 5KB
jp@sonarmail.com Pheromone Booster! Instantly Attract Wome... Jun 4 3KB Plz Cum Inside And look at my private webpage Jun 4 1KB Antwan Monkowski 5 XXX DVDs For $1 - FREE SHIPPING Jun 4 2KB Here were a few of these in my junk box today. About 1/4 are porn related. |
These women squirt when they come!
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Georgetown defect?
"How are you? You could be better.... "
"Enlarge your johnson" "L0L, U Just Have A Little Little Pen-i-s plain decision sight" SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: I'm in my dormroom playing with myself. U Can Watch "he was really big " "Watch Lusty Lovelies BEG to be Banged Hard" "Why are you getting this" :rolleyes: search me... "SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: she was INSANE" "Produce a lot of semen Easily! qG" "10 guys shooooting on onee ga15 face" "They want you right now . georgetown defect" |
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Not exactly porn but...
"Industrial complex, 229 ballerinas!" Wtf? On second thought maybe it is porn, I dunno. |
Just got this classic:
1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits and Gravy Edition |
Something about wanting a long dong? I don't know.............GROSS!!!!
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Our general office email is terrible:
New revollutionaary peenjs enlaargment tool! councilwoman Surprise your girlfriend this night and make her feel better! bangladesh plummet And that was just yesterday's porn... |
Get your WMD in the Bush.
I was laughing so hard when I saw this one. |
anyone need their Bushes waxed?
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This one is not a porn spam line, but it made me laugh all the same when I saw it in my inbox:
Stop dating bitches and find a winner! |
I love porn spam written by people whose first language obviously isn't English. One of my best friends once received this gem:
HE USES THE NICE HORSE'S ANUS!!! :eek: |
"I like to put my big black ballsack into little white assholes"
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she loves getting boned in the barn :D
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"Got a tiny pee pee? Turn your little one into a robust monster!!!"
:D I mean, "pee pee"? Can we get any more juvenile? |
LOL@ this entire thread
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Throatbangers Europen Women Who Swallow Your Cum (seriously not even trying) lmao at "24 second shot clock" hahahahahahaha seriously go to movie gallery, before next year when will be out of business |
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