Was he really THAT bored??
 

Talk about caught in the act!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...c&e=9&ncid=757

He wasn't bored, just in a fowl mood.

:eek:

DeltAlum is cracking me up today. I could not imagine being bored enough to try anything like that. :eek:

He was too busy choking the chicken. :p

Some guys just can't be satisfied with one chick, especially if they are hen-pecked!

Pun alert! Pun alert!

I wish that I could think of some puns to contribute.

Aw c'mon Peaches-n-Cream-don't be chicken!

That's a paltry thing to say. :p

Muhahahahahaw!

Good one! :D

OK I'll try.

I've heard of go f*ck a duck, but this is ridiculous!

Sorry it was the best I could do. :p

And now, a trip back to 6th grade....

F*ck, f*ck, f*ck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerb*ng an orangutan
Orgy at the zoo!!!


I had no idea we'd fall so fast! :)

Oh my dayums. . . never heard that one before.

I heard this somewhere else and I thought they were pullin my leg.

I know he really didn't think he'd have a wing and a prayer of makin it happen.

I sure hope they didn't sell that chicken to the meat market. Yuck.

Chicken McNuggets....extra sauce!

Certainly not finger licking good. yuck

That's Rob's uncle. Shutup everyone.

-Rudey

thank you so much!!!

for some reason, which i'm completely scared about, this popped into my head the other day but i could only remember the first two lines and it was really bothering me!


i think i have issues...

Ya know..I guess this happens more often then what you would think...apparently when a guy is doing a chicken he will get a better orgasm if he chops the head off (of the chicken) while orgasming. The chicken's umm..orafice contracts big time so the guy will umm..enjoy it a bit more.

Oh lord....why the hell did I retain this information??

OMG, I was singing that the other day. My friend thought I was nuts. Glad to know I'm not the only one who remembers it.

I think you mean that's a poultry thing to say.

Erm no...

It was a PUN.

I'm aware (w/out needing to look it up) what paltry and poultry both mean. It was a play on words.

So was mine.

swissmiss, thank you for contributing that bit of previously unheard doggerel to my life.

Anyway, back to the topic....I think he was just feeling cocky.

I wonder what possessed him to do something like that! Sad and sick!

:rolleyes: