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Kitso and ADPiZXAlum make fun of other Big XII Schools Thread
Why do the texas wronghorns wear orange?
So they can go hunting on friday, play football on saturday, and pick up trash on the roadside for their community service on Sunday :D Kitso KS 361 more i got, the question is, do y'all want em? |
How does a Kansas Jayhawk count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4,..... Kitso KS 361 |
A little old, but still funny
How many Big XII students does it take to change a light bulb?Well... At Kansas State it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as well as any Big Ten or SEC school. At Texas A&M it takes three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Texas Tech and get instructions. At Colorado it takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three to figure out how to get high off the old one. At Nebraska it takes five. One to change it, two to talk about how Tom Osborne would have done it, and two to throw the old bulb at Oklahoma students. At Baylor it takes six. One to change it, two to mix the drinks, and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion. At OSU it takes seven, and each one gets credit for four semester hours for it. At Kansas it takes eight. One to screw it in, and seven to discuss how much brighter it shines during basketball season. At Oklahoma it takes ten. Two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy a Sooners lamp, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how John Blake is too stupid to do it. At Texas it takes fifteen. One to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to shout, "HOOK 'EM HORNS!!!" At Missouri it takes 100. One to change it, 49 to talk about how they do it better than KU, and 50 who realize it's all a lie. At Iowa State it takes 80,000. One to screw it in, and 79,999 to discuss how this will finally be the year they have a good football team. At Texas Tech it takes none. There is no electricity in Lubbock. |
What do you get when you cross a Kansas Jayhawk and a groundhog?
6 more weeks of bad football. :D :D :D |
Colorado has hired a new Defensive Coordinator....
Johnny Cochrain. Kitso KS 361 |
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go Cyclones!!! |
A guy walks into a bar and asked the bartender, "Wanna hear a great Aggie joke?" The bartender replied, "Sure, but before you start, you should know that I'm an Aggie. And see those four large gentlemen at the end of the bar? They're Aggies too. So do you still want to tell that joke?" The guy said, "No, I dont feel like explaining it five times."
Bring it Kantso. |
A first grade teacher in Austin, Tx, explains to her class that she is a Longhorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Longhorn fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl...
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, " Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Longhorn fan " she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked "Well, if you are not a Longhorn fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am an Aggie," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, WHY are you an Aggie?" "Because my Mom is an Aggie, my Dad is an Aggie, so I am an Aggie also." "Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be an Aggie. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your Mom was a snotty arrogant jackass and your Dad was a snotty arrogant jackass, what would you be then?" "Then" Janie smiled,"We'd be Longhorns. Kitso KS 361 BO-YAH!!!!'s |
A Longhorn and an Aggie ran into each other at the doctors office. The Longhorn said, "I came here to get a blood test and they cut my finger!" The Aggie burst into tears. "Whats wrong?" the Longhorn asked. The Aggie replied, "I'm here for a urine test."
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Oldie but a goodie...
Why is it so windy in Oklahoma? 'Cause Kansas BLOWS and Texas SUCKS!!! :) ;) :D |
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Just for AlphaSigOU:
Ya know why Texas doesn't fall off into the Gulf of Mexico?? Cause Oklahoma sucks..... (You ARE my friend, Chuck, but I had to say it;) ) |
maybe it's funny cuz i'm drinking......
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That's funny!! I don't care who you are, that's funny!
No sweetheart, it's not just because you're drinking!! |
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Kitso KS 361 |
hehe, this is fun
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A longhorn farmer takes his horse into the vet, saying that this steed was the best and most interesting on earth. Now this vet was a good man, undergrad at OU, DVM at A&M. He did a complete and detailed examination of the horse, and couldn't find anything special about it. The farmer tells the vet to lift the horse's tail, which he did, and then the vet laughed. The farmer asked what was so funny and isn't that amazing. To which the vet replied,
"No, any horse's ass can whistle "The Eyes of Texas."" |
An Aggie was driving to Houston to visit his parents. He arrived five hours late. When his parents asked what happend, he replied, "Well, I kept seeing signs that said 'Clean Restrooms Ahead'. I must have stopped fifty times."
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OMG, damn how did I miss this one!:confused:
Laffing so damn hard, will be hard to get My Salmon out of the can!:p :D Texass if a funny place especially when yOu know the Horns and Agggies or at or at least some of them!:) Listen Greek Greek, you had better let me Know if You are coming threw!;) |
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Maybe next time they'll wait a little longer before making tshirts to sell????
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"snicker":p
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Re: Maybe next time they'll wait a little longer before making tshirts to sell????
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You make shirts for all the outcomes, and then just wait until the announcement to ship them. That way you can maximize profits by having the shirts in the stores the very next day, The wasted shirts are then used for scrap, and testing new silk screens. |
oooooooh ADPiZXAlum????? you there???????
Are you going to the Futility Bowl, AKA Baylor and ISU game this weekend? Go represent Texas and kick the crap outta those no-football knowing CyClowns ;) I'm hoping y'all win so y'all will have an inflated sense of ego when the lowly Aggies roll into Kyle Field North in 2 weeks BWAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA hehe, after CU this weekend, the Ags have a chance to go 3-0 in homecoming this year, and we dont' even do that ;) KS 361 |
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Can you believe this?! Kitso, I didn't go to that game, I probably would've cried. I will be there Saturday when your sorry excuse for an alma mater comes to waco and beats the crap out of us. That'll be fun. I'm going up there with this guy I just started dating and he is a big football fan so he's looking forward to seeing the butt kicking of the century. Sigh...........I'm so glad you have me to make fun of. :D |
Holy hell, you cannot understand how thankful I was we won that game!
What I think is funny is that Iowa State and K-State have the same record right now. |
Screw the Biggies.:rolleyes:
Look at Div. II my Gorillas are on the Top Rung! Other GC Members are amongst them. Shippensburg for one. Way down the line! Well, Go K-State, Home State, got to root for them of course!:D |
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Earp, Take your Pitt State trash outta here. You thugs have been running up the scores on everyone y'all have been playing. Be lucky you don't have to face the Mighty 'Yotes of USD!! KS 361 |
Why do they have artificial turf at (fill in the name of school)?
So the cheerleaders won't graze. |
WHAT!!???
How TF did A&M whos been doing SO GOOD lately loose to BAYLOR? ITS NOT EVEN A REAL SCHOOL for gods sake!! (no pun intended).. Its like that obnoxious religious high school we all had in our home town. Sorry, yeah, people might be upset about that statement, but come on, ya'll have idiots carrying around crucifixes during holy week. People in the rest of the normal world arent gonna take ya seriously till ya stop that stupid shit. KITSO- WTF hapened???? From ESPN.com "With the win, Baylor improved to 6-63 in Big 12 play. The loss takes much of the steam out of the Aggies' matchup with No. 2 Oklahoma in College Station next Saturday. It would have been a showdown of unbeaten teams in the Big 12 South. Not anymore. Baylor put an end to all the Aggies' big plans." Dude, they've only won 6 games in the entire history of being in the big 12, and one of them is against A&M. I cant decide on what to focus my attention, how A&M lost, or WTF Baylor is doing in the Big 12 to begin with, lol. |
Hey just because you don't agree with it's religion, carrying around crucifixes and "stupid shit" like that (which by the way is STUPID to say because Catholics use crucifixes and Baylor is baptist) doesn't mean you have to bash my freaking school. I just got back from that game and we won fair and square, TAMU sucked it up worse that I have ever seen, and Baylor played the best game they ever have and probably ever will, the best they have against the Aggies in 14 years. What do you mean it's not a real school? That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And just because we suck at football does not mean that we don't belong in the Big XII. Man that's just not cool.
ADPiZXalum<-----sitting here being damn proud of my BEARS! |
Hey, sorry I cant tell the difference between a crucifix and a cross. I got more important things to do than pay attention to that stuff.
Yeah, ya'll won. I'm proud for ya'll! Seriously, neither you, A&M, ESPN, the coaches poll, sports writers, nor I saw it coming, lol. But you, me and everyone else in the big 12 KNOW you dont belong. Ask Cuningham, the ex chancellor of the UT System how the SWC/Big 12 deal went down. Hes open and all honest how the deal went down. UT & AM wanted to join a better conference. Both had to take 'the big ugly girl' with 'em to the new conference. A&M had to take Tech, UT had to take Baylor. Sorry. Dont hate on the truth. Its just how it is. I like Baylor. Its a great school for those who are into that Jesus kinda thing. Its just a bit too zealous for my tastes. Anyway. All the rest of us know you dont belong in the Big 12. Its just a different league kinda thing. Dont feel bad tho, I dont think Tech belongs in the big 12 either. BTW: Carrying crosses during holy week is stupid. Seriously, its baylor. Ya'll are the only ones on the planet who take ya'll that serious. But dont take my opinion on it. See the following: "BAYLOR UNIVERSITY I live by homeless vagrants, whom I turn my nose up to. I look just like everyone else at my school. The NoZe Brothers are the coolest thing since khakis and sandals. I have a leather Abercrombie and Fitch Bible cover. I have an Abercrombie and Fitch everything. I can coordinate outfits and ensembles better than anyone in my upscale apartment complex. I have a radar that lets me know where the closest ATM is. If I can't find one it's okay. I have ten credit cards all of which are billed to my parents. My town is so conservative that anyone who kisses on the mouth before three years of marriage is drug through the center of town, stoned, and hung to death. I like me. I should be an underwear model. I am a Bear. I worked my butt off in high school to get in here and am fully paying for my expensive education with scholarships, or else my Mommy and Daddy went here and they're paying for it all and I only got in because they both made some calls. We're the oldest institution of higher learning in the state, yet we've always sucked at football. Its ok, we're just paying our way to be in the Big 12. The only teams that win anything are the baseball team and women's lacrosse but even that’s a little too dyke-ish for the rest of the Baptist General Convention. We tell our parents we go to church on Sunday mornings, but really we all get up, get dressed and go to IHOP. Our veins are pumped of Dr. Pepper and we're always wearing a school shirt that some frat or club or dance or 11 o'clock MWF class made. And mandatory Chapel? What is this, communism? It's ok though I guess; I only came here to find a spouse; however it's harder than I thought with the visitation hours being 1 pm to 6 pm every day, so I just date one hall at a time. I go to Baylor, where a '95 silver Accord is actually considered the nicest car driven by a faculty member and the ghetto-est car driven by a student. I am a Bear." From http://voorn.tripod.com/schools.html |
I know how the whole Big XII thing went down, and I know we suck at football, but we do awesome in other sports, just no one cares. Whatevever, I still think what you said is dumb...............................call us Jesus freaks or whatever, a good number of students at Baylor aren't even Christians and trust me, it has it's fair share of drug use, drinking, smoking, sex, etc. It's not like we all walked around with crosses strapped to our backs and bibles in our hands and singing kumbaya and just as i am in the quad. Way to use the most overgeneralized stereotype you could find to describe a Baylor student. You're cool
Just don't come in here bashing my school when you really don't know crap about it. |
Those "School Descriptions" you've been posting are really old Lifesaver, I'm talking like 4 or 5 years. They're nothing new, we've all seen them before. By the way, what school did you go to?
Until you actually attend a school that's in the Big XII, you have no room to talk about who does or doesn't belong in it. :rolleyes: Again ADPiZXalum- ya'll did great last night!! Enjoy this high as long as possible! Except take it easy on us come Saturday. LOL.;) |
The stars must have aligned yesterday because a whole shitload of underdogs pulled out wins.
Congrats Baylor on a hard-fought win! You may not be that great in Football, but hey, neither are we. We just narrowly missed defeat by you guys last weekend. - ISUKappa, whos team will be playing Nebraska next week for the lead in the Big XII North. Woo! |
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