New Game Cuz I'm Bored
 

Ok here goes... I start off by writing a line and someone else has to rhyme it to tell a story...

ex.
I was walking down the street
(next person) wondering who i'd meet


Ok Let's begin...
I'm gonna fail this class

so i guess i'll get some ass

and maybe smoke some grass hoping that i'll pass

or maybe go fishing, trying to catch a bass

Or if the day is Sunday, I'll likely go to mass.

Since it's Monday I'll see my grades at last

but I broke my leg on the way, and now I'm in a cast

if i want to get to class on time, i'll have to drive fast

And hope I won't get a ticket like I have in the past.

but dang, I was going pretty fast....

next stanza--

then i saw the cop

his hair looked like it was a mop

Then he hollered "STOP!"

I asked Whasssupp?

He said step out of the car and put your hands [i]up[/i[].

i said "wait, i gotta grab my pup!"

and pour some coffee in my cup

then let my fist meet that cop's face in a big wallop!

Then I watched his body hit the ground like "flop"

new verse-


then i screamed, 'what have i done?!'

And the cop said, "Shut the hell up son!"

as the cop looked for his gun

Like the fast and the furious....
You can just stand there and watch me RUN!

Call me crazy but it was actually kinda fun.

cuz i'm tired of this dmaned nation

I'll celebrate avoiding the police station

As I enjoy sweet freedom's exhilaration!

But yet, I still had my new gun.

the sucker (the gun) actually weighed a ton

But it reminded me of eating a bun

It made me want to relax in the sun

'cuz girls just wanna have fun

Even when they're on the run.

*New Stanza*

Playin ball can be a drag

especially when you're on the rag

or if you're suffering from a case of jet lag

and you had to throw up in that little bag

cause it can be a hag

And you don't want someone to nag