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Most Embarrasing and/or Funniest Moments
One of my most embarrasing and funniest moment happened when this guy I had a crush on and I were coming from the Library one night.
We were walking towards my car and we decided to pretend like we were in the band (it was really late and nobody was outside). Well, he was the drum major and I was the majorette. I decided to do a high kick (why did I wish to wear a weave ponytail that night?) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif I did my highkick and as I came down so did my ponytail. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif I felt it on my neck so I rushed to the car and he kept asking me what was wrong with my neck. (I was trying to keep it from coming all the way out) I told him I must have pulled a muscle. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/grlaugh.gif [This message has been edited by Nice1 (edited July 23, 2001).] |
Too many to count. Let's just say I'm always getting caught up! LOL!
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I was a cheerleader in high school for our varsity basketball team. Before the varsity game, the jv team always played first. The varsity players and cheerleaders would just sit around and talk since not many people, except for parents, turned out for the jv game.
Well, during one of these JV games, a teacher called me down from the top of the bleachers to get something from him. I was skipping down the bleachers (we, cheerleaders, are a happy people) and I suddenly lost my footing. My legs flew up from under me and I went tumbling down about five or six rows of bleachers. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif The whole gym got a great look at my bloomers under my skirt. And to make matters worse, I landed on the back of a girl who was quietly reading a book as she waited for her mother to pick her up from school. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif The icing on the cake came half an hour later. I was laying on the bleachers (just to be on the safe side) talking to my friend, and this little white boy came up to me. He asked "do you want me to fall down the bleachers too, so you don't feel left out?" |
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Okay, This one happened the other day:
I was in my room at home and it was SUPER boring, So being the creative person I am, I decided to watch the fitness competition on ESPN. They were doing some cute moves like jumping up to do a toetouch and landing in a split, SOOOOOOO, I tried it and I kept trying but I couldn't quite get it perfect so I turned back towards the tv set to see it again (I recorded it) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif As I turned around my Dad was standing there http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif and asked me WTF are you doing jumping up like that and making all that noise? I was sssoooo embarassed!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
when i was trying out for my cheerleading squad my freshman year of High school... i had done a really good job for the judges and it was time to "spirit" out of the room... well there were thoes double push doors and i was doin my thing but the door on the right was LOCKED and of course thats the door i ran into and fell on the ground... for the next 4 years they called my "DOORIA" and i was made an example of for every try out for the new girls not to be nervous because i had still made the squad...when i tried out for my college team i made a complete stop before exiting the gym...
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Y'all remember wrap-around skirts? Well, in elementary school, I had a jean one. Couldn't tell me nothin', lol. Anyway, picture it, Warrensville Heights, Cleveland, Ohio, Eastwood Elementary School playground, tetherball pole, circa 1983. I was whoopin' some BUTT!! And I was playin' a little boy who was a CRYBABY!! [CT4, Bobby from your church, lol] Everytime he lost, he cried! So after he lost, and everybody was laughin, I figured he was crying again. I go to unwrap the ball, and I don't feel my skirt on my legs. I look down, skirt is on the GROUND!! :o I wouldn't even go on the playground that Friday. Freaky Friday was the last thing I was gon' participate in after all the little boys had seen my pannies. I was so embarrassed after that, I only wore the skirt on gym days, since I had my shorts on underneath.
Fast-forward to summer of 1992. I bought a flowered wrap-around skirt from Express (when I could fit their clothes, lmao, what a memory). Well, Cleveland tends to be windy, because it's on the lake. As I'm walking to the rapid (train), the wind is whippin' up some stuff. I look down, my skirt was ABOUT to come off. I caught it JUST in time. This dude actually looked at me and smiled and said, "I was hoping you wouldn't catch that." All I could do was laugh with him, because it was so windy it would have blown my skirt AWAY from me. Thank God, lol. To make matters worse, I saw this dude at the rapid every morning after that, and he would always just wink and smirk. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. I gave that skirt to my sister, lol. |
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I was at the thanksgiving game of a friend of mine and we needed to ask him a question. He was on the sideline so my friend volunteered himself to go over the small (a foot and a half) fence and ask him the question. He is a fairly big dude, about 6'3" 280-290lbs, and he planned on jumping the fence. The stands were PACKED. There was not one empty seat and everyone was watching to see what this big black dude was running up to the fence for. Needless to say he caught his foot while jumping over, fell down, ripped his jacket and unleashed a cloud of goose down. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen. They had to stop the game for a second because the officials were dying laughing. He finally got up and more down came out. It was too funny the people in the stands were dying laughing at him while he climbed back over the fence and went back to his seat. They were even clowning him in the parking lot after the game. I was embarassed for him.
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huh?
Maybe I'm just not reading right, but what is goose down? farting?:p
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I guess ya'll aint rock Triple Fat Gooses round your way. :D |
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Goose feathers, chile, goose feathers. You couldn't see the forest for the trees! :p :) |
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Lawd, Lawd, ya'll got me CTHU at my desk. I don't even know what I'm laughing at more: the man falling over the fence, Ideal08 saying "pannies", or DELTAQTE thinking goose feathers is farting! Whoo, ya'll are crazy.
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The other day here in Detroit it so windy and raining. I decided to go out for lunch. As soon I got out the building and let me umbrella up the wind flipped it inside out. I'm running to my car and trying to unflip my umbrella. I run into the car, hit my knee and it buckled, and I fell and went up under the car!!! I thought nobody saw me until someone grabbed my shoulders and pulling me back out. I was dripping wet and too embarressed. The guy asked if I was alright and would I be kind enough to change his oil too
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My most embarrassing moment (that I will share in a PUBLIC forum) ...High School 1995, Jacksonville, FL. It was quite a windy day but I was FLY in my FILA tennis skirt. Well, I'm standing on this stoop in front of my boyfriend (being grown of course) and as the lunch bell rings and everybody comes down the hall, my skirt flys up over his head. You can imagine what everybody thought :rolleyes: .
To make it worse, my godfather worked at my school and he just happened to be passing by :eek: When I tell you he cut the fool. He jacked my boyfriend up on the wall... Now see, most people would have given that skirt away, NOT ME! I was FLY in my skirt:p |
Gotta Share, Gotta Share... So I was about 17 and thought I was bad going on a date with a 26-year-old guy that I met about a week before. Even though I had a really bad cold, when he called to ask me to the movies, I jumped and got ready to go, purse full of halls, and my 3-inch stack heels. We were seeing "Player's Club" on opening night, at the 9:00 movie so the house was PACKED, we got there a little late so we had to sit closer to the front. Half way through the movie, things were going okay, the halls took care of my cough, so I wasn't hacking through the movie. But, pretty soon, I got that little tickle in the back of my throat that just wouldn't go away, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom and get some water or something. So I go through all these people, get to the end of the aisle, slip, and fall...HARD. Why did the whole theatre stop..pause...and burst out laughing? The funniest part was how I tried to play it off, people said I "jumped up" and speed-walked off the theatre. I called my best friend from a pay phone, and she pep-talked me for about 30 minutes before I could force myself to go back in,(but if I hadn't left my purse inside the movies, I would have called a cab and left.) Right when my best friend was saying that it was dark and nobody probably saw me, this guy came up to me and told me that he saw me fall and asked was I ok....Anyway, I ended up finally going back in the movie, and my date just burst out laughing :rolleyes: and asked me was I okay. We ended up dating for about 6 months, and he never let me live that down.
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I swear I have heard of goose feathers, but I guess the "down" part knocked me for a loop! I was thinking about when you fart and folks may say "oh you laid a goose egg" LOLLOL!:p
Well I will share also. I was talking to this real cute guy on the B-Ball team and he said something really funny to me. Well I started laughing, and a booger about as big as my shoe flew out of my nose and landed right on his jersey. He looked down at his shirt and looked at me and said "could you please wipe that off, I don't want to touch your booger". I could...have....died. Him and I are still friends to this day, and he still calls me booger. QTE;) |
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I simply copied this from "Where did you meet your..." thread.
I was a Delt pledge at the time and also working at the university TV station. I was dating a couple other girls, including an Alpha Gam pledge. One night we were recording a promotion for a university theatre musical and I saw a picture of this absolutely beautiful woman in the cast -- all of the cast members were wearing leotards, which probably helped. The next day in a Speech class, there she was, sitting in the front row in a very short yellow dress while I was doing a presentation in the front of the class. Short dress -- great legs -- flashing blue eyes. I waited for her after class (it ended at 5:00 PM) and invited her to dinner. At dinner, I found out she was singing with a local rock group. A couple days later, the Delts and Alpha Gams had a "Tea" (that meant beer blast) at an off campus bar. (Third party vendors were a good idea even then) Naturally, I had already made plans to go with my Alpha Gam pledge date. Well, we walked in and there were all of our brothers and sisters -- and they had hired a band. You guessed it. Talk about a young pledge who wanted to crawl under a table. Well, the relationship with the AGD Pledge was short lived, but the singer and I just celebrated out thirty-first anniversary last summer. |
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Most Embarassing moment
Deltaqte.. I don't blame you I would have died to. LOL!!! Everybody in my office think I am laughing to myself.
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MOst Embarrassing Moment
Do you remember those Lee Press On Nails. I was to cheap to go and have the tips put on so I pressed some on, painted them this electric blue color, had my tight jeans on. I thought I was the Fire. So me, trying to be the cool chick I am, and my crew walked up to this group of guys. The one I was interested in I walked up to him and reached my hand out to him. You know like women do when they want a man to kiss their hand. Anyhoo, I put my hand out there in that position, and asked him do you like my nails------ the middle nail popped off and dropped on the ground. His head followed the nail to the ground. I was so embarrassed!!!!!! He just looked at me, and bent down and picked it up. And said here is your nail. I could have died. From that day, I don't wear nails, I grow my own.
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Y'all may think I'm lying, but a lot of embarassing stuff has happened to me in my life, my chapter sorors can votch for that:D
OK this was when I was 12. We had a dinner for my parents anniversary at the house right? So I ask my mama can I wear my new leather skirt and her pearl necklace, she said yes but be careful. I only wanted to wear it cause this FINE boy named Ronald was coming with his parents. So I'm looking all good and stuff(for a 12 year old I guess, lol) and while I am putting out the Macaroni salad, my mama's pearls caught on something and broke on the table! So I let out a yelp but thought fast and picked up all the pearls, thinking I could put those bad boys back on the necklace and it would be all good. My parents are making a toast, everyone is eating the food. Why did we hear a yell and a "Oh(expletive):eek:! I think I broke a tooth!" It was fine ass Ronald and he had bit into a pearl that had fell in the macaroni salad. His front tooth looked like a broken window.:( I got whupped that night(my last beating in fact) and had to pay out of my allowance to get Ronald's tooth fixed. :rolleyes: QTE;) |
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When I was in middle school, I went to a basketball game with my Aunt. As I returned from the concession stand with a coke and nachos, I fell from the top step down to the bottom. I spilled my coke everywhere and nacho cheese and peppers were in my hair, on my face, and all on my clothes. Naturally, everyone thought it was hilarious. I was tooooo shame. Well needles to say, ever since then, I have had a fear falling in front of people. WWWWeeeeelllllll fast forward a few years later. I was still in my neo fever train everytime you get a chance stage. Me and some other sorors were at a Que party and we had been training all night. Well the party was ending and the lights had just come on. We were on the stage and I was being cute doing my lil train and thangs. Well as we were training off the stage, my foot slipped from under me and I fell down the stage stairs to the floor :o . I tried to play it off (which was really impossible) until 12,000 sorors came over to help! I'm tellin you, I was so embarressed and the first thing that I thought of was when I fell at the basketball game. 'Til this day, when I see some of the ques from that party they call me slip-n-slide:) |
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I had never heard "strolling" until I started talking to greeks in the South and North. In cali, we just say "Hey sorors let's train"
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my high school nickname was Rah-Rah, and at our Capping Ceremony (Senior Awards) all my friends were yelling out "Yeah Rah-Rah!" from the audience. Well, my MOM decides that SHE TOO is going to call me Rah-Rah, from the front row. So, you know how moms always mess up some slang with the wrong voice inflection? Well, she's like "yeah rah-RAH!" Okay, my friends didn't really play up the fact that my mom was loud and embarrassing. They were like :rolleyes: "Okay, Miss dardenr's mom." What was EMBARRASING was the fact that the principal was sitting next to me, heard my mom from the audience, and in his deep, principal's voice, says: "Rah-Rah. Heh heh heh." I just buried my face in my hands. |
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I had went to a "fun party" and I bought some "toys" in order to keep the fire in my marriage. My husband wasn't going for it, so the "toys" are collecting dust in my top drawer of my chest of drawers. Well atleast I thought they were. So on Easter I get the children ready to go to a BBQ. I had to stop off at the grocery store to pick up some more items. I leave the children in the car with my aunt. So I'm in the express line, about the sixth person in line, my oldest son, who is nine, comes running in the store saying, "Momma, Pooh-Pooh, got your black thing with the long cord on it, and on the end you push up this button, and it vibrates." I was still dumb founded because I didn't know what he was talking about until he said it again., "Momma Pooh-Pooh got your thing with the silver thing on the end that vibrates. I was so shame and shocked, I am glad that nobody heard it. I toild him to go to the car, and that I was going to get him.
So, I am the third person in line, and he comes running in screaming at the top of his voice, SEE MOMMA THIS IS WHAT POOH POOH HAD." At that moment, I looked down, and their he had the "Silver Bullet" just dangling every where. I could have dove into the potato ship rack when I saw him coming with that. Everybody that saw this, was laughing at me. I was so embarassed. I made him go to the car. So after I paid for my items, I was on my way to the car. Lo and behold, sitting in the windshield was the silver bullet. My aunt put it up there. Mind you I was parked directly in front of the door. I was too through. I get in the car, I asked my aunt why did she have that in the window. She thought that she was doing a good deed by taking it from my son. I asked them how did the thing get out of the house. They said that my baby said that I gave it to him. Mind you that the "toys" have never been used. They were not dirty. |
When I was in college...
I lived next door to the campus police station. Attached to it, was an eatery and convenience store. I used to stop in between classes to get a drink and snack. They had these really good homemade muffins that they kept right by the exit. I guess they wanted to intice you to come back in and get one.
Well, one day I was running late for class and the line was pretty long in the convenience store. So, I decided I was just going to take a muffin and go about my way. Well, it was so easy to take the one, that I got greedy and decided to grab another to have wth lunch. So, I'm walking out of the store with my stolen muffins wrapped in napkins in my jacket pocket. Somehow, I slip and fall down the stairs exiting the building. And my muffins roll out of my pocket and right in front of a police officer that was walking out of the station. He walked over to me and asked me if I was ok. I said yes, and tried to regain my confidence. He looked at the muffins hidden in the napkins and asked if they were mine. I couldn't admit, so I said no. And he said, 'looks like someone was trying to get something for nothing here, huh?' I just smiled and walked away as he picked up the muffins and put them in the trash. I never tried that one again. |
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When I was little, my father had this thing for old RAGGEDY cars. He tried to fix them up, but he had like 3 or 4 in a row, because none of them lasted more than 8-12 months because they were in such bad shape.
Well, the first day of 5th grade, I took the bus home from school. Suddenly the bus drove into this big cloud of smoke, everyone started coughing and stuff. Next the bus stopped, I wonder what the heck is holding up the traffic. So I looked outside, and then I saw it! A shabby blue 1960-something Buick with rust spots, blowing a lot of smoke, and making a lot noises. I was like, OMG that's my dad's car. The bus driver opened up the door because someone was at the doorstep...my dad. The bus driver then shouted "Is there a Tanya ********* on this bus? Your dad is here to give you a ride home!" I walked all the way from the back to the front. What's worse it was raining, so there was a little trench with water between the bus and my father, so he picked me up off the bus as if I were a baby. Yep, EVERYONE saw it all, the messed up car and him picking me up! It took a while for people to let me live it down. :o |
Hello everyone, I couldn't believe I saw one of my threads I started a longggg time ago resurrected :eek: . That was when I was just a sisterfriend!! :D , but anyway,
I was walking with my new paraphernalia on at my job. Man, was I working it. Trying to let all the hatas know who I am. I saw my friend girl across the area (mind you, i never go see what she wants i always make her come to me but this day was different....I had on my 'nalia) I was taking the longest way possible to get to her and I had on these cute wedge hill sandals. As i was walking pretty, my shoe tilted over and I fell in front of EVERYBODY. :eek: I was in such shock I just pretended like I was picking something up and brushed off and kept going. when i got over to her she and everyone that was standing around bust out laughing. |
I'm tagging on to this thread because the question I have is similar.
I would like to know, from sorors and sisterfrieds, what was the most embarrassing thing that happend to you on your quest for the illustrious land of pink and green? I can't remeber my most embarrasing moment but I do recall a moment that I was really embarrassed for someone else. It was a staturday morning and the ladies of Alpha Kappa Alpha were hosting their annual "campus clean up". Everybody on campus is encouraged to attend, but you know that the people who show up will mostly be those young ladies that are interested in possibly becoming a member. As well as a few freshmen men trying to get close to some cute girls. Well anyway, everybody is gathered around the plot (AKA's on the plot, everybody else on the sidewalk) when a gril walks out of the dorms wearing pink and green from head to toe just ready to pick her up some trash. But it doesn't end there as if that wasn't the end all, she walks right past all those people standing on the sidewalk, right up onto the grass and sits down on the plot bench. There was a very audible gasp amongst the croud and then you heard lots of whispering and then a soror yells out "what is she doing? And she's wearing my colors?". One of the other sorors pulls her to the side (i.e. snatches her off the plot:o ) and explains to her what the problem was and the girl went back to her room and changed. She really had no clue. I felt so bad for her. But not for long, becuase she became a soror before me.;) |
Embarrassing Child Moments
I always enjoy the cute child stories I read here and thought I'd share a recent experience...
I was shopping in Wal-mart recently with my two daughters (ages 8, 4). The 4-year-old says, in full-voice (because kids know nothing about voice modulation especially when they're about to light you up) "Hey, Daddy, we're the only Black People in here." Of course at this moment the other 5,6 people in the aisle (all white) look at us, and everybody gets that "I really want to bust out laughing but it's too awkward a moment so I'm going to stare more intently at this can opener" look. Me? After realizing the Walmart floor would not just open up and swallow me whole (as I wanted) just pushed on, proud of my daughter's Jesse Jackson moment, but hoping she'd wait a while for the next one. other similar stories?... |
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This isn't an embarrassing story (well, I'm a little embarrassed to tell it now), but a several cute ones (I promise I"ll be brief). When we started potty-training my daughter, she was probably about 2 years old. Daddy decided that we should purchase pull-ups (which I thought was a waste of money, but I digress) to help in the training process. One Sunday afternoon, I was folding clothes and just happened to have a pair of daddy's undies. In a cute little baby girl voice, she asks, "Mommy, are those daddy's pull-ups?" 2nd cute story: After being childless for about 7 years, we had to get used to closing doors and such when our curious child was in the area. One day my little one came to me and said "Mommy, daddy has a tail. I saw daddy's tail." I'm thinking that she saw his rear end, so I asked her where did she see daddy's tail. She pointed at the front of her body, and then it dawned on me what she saw. Needless to say from that point on, daddy made sure that the bathroom door was shut tight when he went in! |
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