Who want to have sex with me?
 

Female applications are now accepted.

I see, were male applications accepted before then?

so sad... maybe you should go to the corner... and pay

You don't seem to be getting a lot of offers here.

Maybe another, less desperate approach?

Sure, I'll apply. But uhm, I'm not going to turn in my application until 80 years from now. Is that okay?

Re: Who want to have sex with me?
 

Is your sister still around?

Kitso
KS 361

are you f'ing kidding me?

Are righty and lefty not doing it for you?

Arya, you're kidding?

Re: Who want to have sex with me?
 

And interviews with you are now being REJECTED!

WTF??!

Dude, I think your best plan of action is going to be to hang out at the movie theater Friday night and catch all the chicks as they're leaving the premiere of Troy. You'll definitely get some girls who are...in the mood so to speak after seeing those hotties on screen for 2 hours.

Re: Re: Who want to have sex with me?
 

That sounds... not applealing at all.

interesting...........

damn, GC'ers....this is a joke. like some dick hungry chick is going to actually PM him with her credentials.

Arya was just being funny people, sheez you take it so seriously.

But I bet you someone out there added him as a buddy and hit him up with a PM

Re: Re: Re: Who want to have sex with me?
 

This right here had me crackin up all day.

some chick talking about:

"hey, i'm free this weekend."

LOL, asking "How far are you from Kansas?"

moe.ron I know this doesn't help and I hope you don't get any ideas. Just wanted you to have something to read while you wait for someone to respond in a favorable manner.



A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the redneck started to get those feelings again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear, “Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”

i wonder if a lot of chicks on here are THAT thirsty for it....

moe.ron might have had a few applications for REAL.

now they dont always hold out. hustler magazine has side affects such as: carpal tunnel syndrome.

you accept application but i dont see the application, I am really REALLY CURIOUS at the questions you have on the application.


Then again, curiousity killed the cat.......

the application is blank. dont really need to know much about somebody to sleep with them.

especially info such as: name, previous experience, and position applying for...

just fill in the blanks with:

Fuk Mi
mani mani chinese min
ANI