Insults you haven't used in a while
 

I used one in the integration thread which is what made me think of this.

-Wabol
-Numnuts

-"butthole," but I'm trying to incorporate it back in to my vocabulary.

VIVA LA 5TH GRADE!

that "wiggity wiggity whack!"

but i think it should make a comeback...

My personal fave
 

I once told a guy he was so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot that had instructions written on the heel.

I've been sorely tempted to use that one again at work.

-add

It's totally making a comeback. I use it all the time.

Or maybe I am the only one who uses it :D

I heard 'scuzzbucket' on an LA Law episode back in the day. Maybe i should bring that back. :)

Your mother is a two dollars hooker and your father only has one balls.

butt munch... i think i heard it on a old beavis and butthead episode and used it from that day on... haven't called anyone that in a long time though.

I'm a big fan of the "butt face" and "your mom!" insults.

I've been hearing fudgepacker and asswipe lately.

I don't think I've called anyone retarded since I was 10.

I'm a big fan of callin somone a "douche bag" since most people are in fact, douche bags...

"It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

It's the FAT that makes you look fat"

I call Kath, Jules, Kiki, Heather, Nic, and Tracy "HOEBAG" all the time. :p

"Yo Momma" jokes are quite popular these days in 3rd grade.

You mind is like a steel trap with the door left open.

I haven't accused anyone of hiding behind pretend sororities for a long time. ;)

so am I, and I just can't stop!

Leave it to Shelia to come up with this thread! :)

It has been a long time since I've called someone a "jagoff". No point, really, since people where I live now don't know what it means.

I was just thinking this . . . Jack-off . . jagoff.

"Yo mama" was the ultimate way to rank out someone when I was a kid.

I haven't described someone as 'fugazy' in a while.

LMAO :D

My friends and I say "jackhole". The other word that has resurfaced lately is "moded" (sp?) As in, if a person was proven wrong, they're moded.

This is my favorite recent saying. one of my sisters uses the phrase "douce bag" as if it were "Hi, how are you?" or what-not.

Someone actually called me a "butt-munch" the other night. I had to laugh at them...(I think the last time I was called a "butt-munch" was back in 6th grade.. by my older brother..) :rolleyes: :p

Recently I've heard a lot of people using butt face.

What's with all the butt comments lately?! :confused:

"ho bag"

Used to use this one in highschool quite often.

My favs are:

Dorkbutt

Asshat

Cum Dumpster

and c*nt.

But since I'm in the service industry, I don't really get to use these very much anymore.