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New Game: The World's Shortest Books
Shamelessly stolen from another message board I'm on. I thought this would be fun to do here too.
What would be some of the world's shortest books, if they were written? I'll start with a couple: Making It On Talent Alone by Britney Spears Guide To A Long-Lasting Marriage by Jennifer Lopez |
How to Plan a Wedding on a Budget by Liza Minnelli and Melissa Rivers
Staying Faithful to your Wife by Kobe Bryant |
How to be Shady by the women of GC
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How to treat your interns by Bill Clinton
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Acting Feminine & Overcoming Speech Impediments...you too can do it! by Fantasia Barrino
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learning my abc's - Dan Quayle
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Etiquette and Style by Anna Nicole Smith
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Wedding Etiquette and Style by Sheet Cake
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The Importance of Birth Control by Shawn Kemp
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CTFU at some of these!
My Search For the Real Killer by OJ Simpson |
How to hire friends and take over the world by Dick Cheney with lipsyncing video featuring GWBush.
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All-Natural Body Building by Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi
Why I Love The Cardinals and White Sox by Sister Havana :D |
Good Hair by Donald Trump
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The Art of Winning Tennis Tournaments by Anna Kournikova
Making It On Your Own by Philip Michael Thomas, Andrew Ridgeley, and John Oates |
How to Impress People With Your Intrafraternal Knowledge , Eric P Conard
Spelling and Grammar, Tom Earp (edited by cutiepatootie) Conveying Your Ideas in a Concise Manner , decadence |
How to be successful in Both of your careers: Jessica Simpson
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Tips and Tricks for Successfully Managing Your Finances by sororitygirl2 - yeah, right... not gonna happen - EVER!
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My Life as an Anorexic(sp?) by Kitso
Streamlined Swimming or The Ease of Body Hair Removal, also by Kitso Kitso KS 361 |
How To Groom Your Eyebrows by Andy Rooney and Pete Sampras
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Finding Mister Right By DGQueen17
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Entertaining Young Children - Michael Jackson
Sister Havana - Did you get this idea from the AI boards on TWOP? THOSE were funny... |
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You guys, if there's an eyebrow book, you know that Carrot Top needs to be a contributing editor.
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How to Be a Great Vocalist by Britney Spears
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Why the Tuna Crossed the Road... - Jessica Simpson
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How To Win A Stanley Cup In No Time At All By the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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Chicken Soup for the Crackhead by Courtney Love
Tuna Soup for Dummies by Jessica Simpson How to Rock by Air Supply, feat. Styx A Heartbreaking Tale of Staggering Genius Anna Nicole Smith |
My Thoughts by Anna Nicole Smith
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How To Survive On One Pair of Shoes by Imelda Marcos
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Bladder Control by R. Kelly
Understanding Einstein by Jessica Simpson The Red River Shootout by Mack Brown |
Can't We All Just Get Along? - A guide to racial harmony by Hoosier, foreword by Colonist
Fight the Good Fight by Rudey |
Actually I got this idea from this IU sports message board I am on. :)
Ending Your Show Quietly, With No Hype Whatsoever by everyone involved with the Friends finale |
How to win the World Series. The Boston Red Sox and Chicago Cubs. :(
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In the olden, non-PC days, these books were listed as one of the shortest in the world:
A History of Scottish Charities Jewish Business Ethics Parisian Manners and Etiquette |
Why I Hate Duke by Dick Vitale
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How to Rap by Puff Daddy
How to sell a platinum record solo by Nick Carter How to Keep a Boyfriend by blueGBI :( |
How to run a Prison -- by Donald Rumsfeld
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How To Attract A Normal Guy Without Major Issues by Sister Havana
Clutch Pitching by Kyle Farnsworth |
Natural Aging-Cher
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