Animal to make out with?
 

I was speaking with moe.ron and mu-agd about this.

If you were forced to make out with an animal (can't be human), which animal would it be?

moe.ron said an orangatang and mu-agd said a bunny rabbit. I think these are definitely messed up in their heads for these choices. Personally I'd go with a giraffe. That's a perfectly normal answer.

-Rudey

that's b/c you held me at gun point and made me say something and that was the first thing that popped into my head.

DUH.

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Odd that you mention it, becasue I saw a cool program on PBS last night about Giraffes. They rock. I think they might be my new favorite animal. Dont know that I wanna go kissin' on one tho.

You guys are officially insane.

ew, gross.

Does it count if some guys kiss like animals???

This is like you're being forced to. It's not like you want to. Come on pick one.

In college we used to play this game all the time. Verna the lunch lady was one of the choices.

Others need to have the courage that moe.ron and mu_agd had. Come on folks!

-Rudey

Well.....my Delta Sig nickname IS Animal....


I'm pretty tame ladies, until the monster in me comes out....

I'll say a llama...or a camel, but that might be because a certain someone calls me a camel a lot of the time and I like to pretend like it's a nice nickname. :(

HAHAHAHAHA OK I only find this funny because once my sisters and I were playing a GirlTalk/Truth or Dare hybrid and I called up Delta Sig and was like "I want an enormous horse cock!" but I was laughing so hard they couldn't understand me, so I was like "A HORSE! They live on the farm! Like cows and sheep."

And actually I might change my answer to a sheep because a penguin wouldn't really be nice to make out with.

If you make out with a giraffe you can pet its neck...think about it. This is a normal discussion people. Nobody worry.

-Rudey

You asked me too silly.

I said a kitten. Cuz they are furry and cute. I kiss my kitten all the time.

Yeah that was just a freak response and I didn't want to tell anyone. A giraffe is a normal response.

-Rudey

:(

Id make out with an angry baboon.

Dolphins.
Aren't they the only mammal on earth besides humans that have sex for pleasure? That makes dolphins cool in my book.

I said make out...not sex. Come on people you're taking this too far.

-Rudey

I'd kiss a monkey in the terms of "monkey" defined by Too Short.

Otherwise I'd say a monkey.

A koala. They're pretty cute and they seem like they've got decent dental hygiene for an animal and all.

Dolphins get laid more than I do. That makes me jealous. And sad :(

Yeah. Dolphins are lucky. All they do is swim around, eat, and have sex. It's good to be a dolphin.


But I guess if I had to pick an animal, I'd pick a little yellow lab puppy. *Oh my gosh I cannot believe I just said I'd make out with a dog. This thread is odd.*

What are those hairless cats from Egypt?

I've already got enough hair, i'd need something smoooooth.

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They have REAL sharp nails/claws though, but other than that they are sooooo wonderful. Soft and cuddly and warm and sooo cute! :)

Does Britney Spears when she's really mad and roaring count?
 

Yeah but with a giraffe wouldn't you have to stand on something to kiss it?

Sphinx cats are just scary looking. :(

<cue shades of Pulp Fiction>: If I had to kiss an animal, if I really had to? As tempting as sloths and leopards are...
I'd kiss a Panda.

But they eat eucalyptus so I'm sure they're minty fresh. I'll just make sure there's no groping.

Making out is a gateway.

Orangutan is the way to go. They got lucious big lips.

Re: Does Britney Spears when she's really mad and roaring count?
 

No I only make out standing up in bars - clearly a giraffe would not be in a bar. Height doesn't matter when you're horizontal baby!

Guys come on...think about the neck here. You could pet it! Seriously. Also if you're gonna make out with an animal why not go all out? I went exotic. Did you know that in certain African countries (I think Tanzania for sure) they are protected by King's decrees because they are so beautiful?

-Rudey

In this thread dogs seem popular. As do cats. And... monkeys?
 

Protected from what?

Or do you mean like endangered species protection?

I do have to admit, the Giraffes do have nice lips. But not as nice as the Orangutan.

A donkey. And get that image of a woman and a donkey in Tijuana out of your head!:p

My favorite stuffed animal from my childhood was a donkey, Paco. My son still sleeps with Paco-- he's a cool old stuffed donkey. And the donkeys at the local farm are the cutest ever!

I shall pray we're talking stuffed toy not taxidermy, here. :p

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Quoting Jammie Fox...Fine Ass Giraffe Bitch

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ahahahahah i love that special! my boys and i watch it all the time at school

p.s. AAAAFFFFRRRIIIICCCAAAA lol

oh and as far as animals... i think i'd have to go with a koala as well... they are really cute

Now remember kids...this leads to...
http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/jus...onkey_kiss.jpg

this.
http://www.nighthawk.co.nz/funny/kiss5.jpg

Wear protection! :p

No I really love donkeys-- Paco and I had a special realtionship and when he passed on I was so heartbroken my mom sent him to the taxidermist so he could live on forever. We have him on wheels because he is so heavy, we just pull him along behind us. We put him out in the yard every evening so he can confuse the neighbors.
HAHAHA!!!

-we are talking a stuffed toy!! i am not that messed up!!:p

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Whoo hoo, that was funny....scary but funny.

a jellyfish, or maybe a lioness. if they're down, i'm down for a triple kiss, just so long as the jellyfish doesn't sting me, or the lioness eat my face.