The most shady thing you've done in your life
 

Alright, let's hear some stories. :p

How uncanny....I was just thinking of starting a thread like this.


As for my shady story? I plead the fifth. :D

wow,

if everyone answers like that, this is gonna be a short thread.

The most shady thing i've done in my life?

a soccer mom. ;)

Kitso
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Liar.

The most shady thing I've done was probably went out with a guy I knew my best friend had been in love with for 3 years.

But hey karma bites you in the ass and if you don't know what I'm talking about read my thread in the relationships forum. ;)

Dated two best friends at the same time. Oddly enough when they found out about it they were really okay with it, and said if I didn't want to decide between them I didn't have to. They are both super-liberal though!:D

when i was 16, my best friend and i wrote secret admirer notes to one of the teachers. there is more to the story, but i am not going there:o

One time, I snuck in the back door of the movie theater so I wouldn't have to pay for a ticket. :p Sorry, guys, that's the best I can come up with!

Although...I did date several guys at one time once, but no harm done so I don't consider it shady. :D

ditto. The guy I was dating first was NOT impressed when he found out I was dating his friend also. I'm still dating the second friend.. I don't believe they are friends any more..

That's all I can think of at the moment...

I let myself get thrown into the pit with two sadistic whores.

I had to make the online pix private and password protected because the "shadyness" eventually hit and traumatized me a few days later. Some of my LJ faithfuls might have been privileged enough to see them when they were public. Thankfully none of them has gone blind yet (to my knowledge).

Okay, when I was 8 I pushed my grandmother into a stack of boxes at a store. Obviously I got into biiiiig trouble after that.

Well last semester I dated two guys at the same time, and lied to both of them about it. :o

But the worst I think would be when I was in high school and this guy came to my house to pick me up for a date. We went to school together and I liked him well enough I guess. I got out to the car though and for some freak reason I changed my mind, told him I needed to grab something I forgot in my house, went inside and never came back out! :eek: :o He kept calling my house but luckily I was the only one home. I still to this day can't believe I did that...

You're crazy. ;)

I was "seriously" dating four guys at the same time my junior year of college; an SAE, a ZBT, a guy from Carnegie-Mellon (right next door to Pitt) and the guy I considered my "boyfriend" who went to school 400 miles away.

None of them ever found out about the others; which is absolutely amazing considering how tight and nosey the Greek system at Pitt is.

I remember I had a 5X7 picture frame on my desk with pictures of me and each of them. Depending on who was in my dorm room at the time, that's the picture I had in front.

I stalk Rudey on line.

My mom gave me $$ for groceries this month and I spent it all on going out and new clothes. ;)

Either you buy some serious gourmet food, eat a lot, or wear some cheap clothing. I hope it's the first one.

-Rudey
--Although if you ate a lot and wore cheap clothing that would be pretty funny ahhaha

I sold my books back and blew it this weekend. $123 GONE. My mom is gonna be pissed. I guess I'm gonna have to tell her that they didn't take any of em back.

Fine then. I managed to get the janitor of an academic building to let me and this guy in late at night (1:30 am or so) because I had "left something there." Right...;)

You're funny, Rudey!

As for me - I "dated" three guys in the span of 24 hours... Decide for yourselves what you think that means. :)

LOL...so you're one of those girls that doesn't have sex unless you're dating the guy?:cool:

Geez, Cash, make me snarf my coffee all over the keyboard why dontcha???? :D

Re: The most shady thing you've done in your life
 

I dropped all my classes during my second semester in my freshman year. I didnt know you get refunds for the classes if you drop them within a certain time frame. That said, one day I got a check in the mail for 2,000$. I went out and blew it on partying and chicks. It was gone in one month. I felt like more of a piece of shit than Bill Clinton.:(

Hahahahaha!!!!!:D :D

I think that KR is probably the coolest DZ I've ever encountered. I bet she is one cool ass mom.


I always make em wait 3 months. Well USUALLY.

Yea, she's not a bad MILF.



Mad props to Tracy! :cool:

two stories- take your pick....

1. My ex and i broke up and it was really nasty. 3 mos. later his roomate and I were hooking up behind his back. eveyone else knew but him. oh, and they were my next door neighbors and my bedroom backed up to their house! he found out- he doesn't like talking about it.

2. I got really drunk at a formal and hooked up with my date in the stairwell of the place. Following the encounter, my heel of my shoes got stuck on the stair and i went flying down these cement stairs on my face and broke my nose. i graduated in 2000, my nickname is still "stairwell".

Thanks for the kind words, DGQ and Cash! Now, if only my daughters shared your positive opinion of me. :)

Nothing too, too bad-

Led a guy on and he helped me move-dumped him the next day.
(He was an awful person, really, but he had a truck.)

Some guys would come in for happy hour (like 5 minutes left) at Steak and Ale where I was a cocktail waitress. They would demand perfection and SPEED in service, drink a TON and never tip. The bartender and I decided to tell them the price of drinks had been raised. We split the difference. I don't think they ever came back on my shift again.

i took a sharpie marker to a playground structure once in like 7th grade. a friend went with me and she wrote some pretty nasty things about some other people in my class. i added comments here and there.

2 weeks later our class went to that same park and everyone went nuts! my friend and i had to lie to everyone and play dumb.

the playground equipment was replaced years ago... but that's my shady act.

How old are they? I'm sure they are just going through the "I hate my mom faze."

When you get to college you sure learn to apperciate your awesome mommy a lot more.

I was in HS. I was "dating" a Senior. He broke my heart (among other things) and I wanted revenge for how I felt. I found out he was an "undocumented" alien. I called INS and had him deported. I still feel bad about doing that to this day. I was only 15 then, what did I know.

Damn girl! Don't mess with sage!!!!

Damn that was EVIL . . . hell hath no fury . . . my my . .

Please tell me that was a joke. Please please tell me that because I joked about doing that to an ex's dad but it was ALWAYS A JOKE!!!

-Rudey

See - you decided wrong what that meant... I never said I had sex with them. In fact, I didn't. Well - at least not all of them! There was just some heavy petting with two of them, and sex with the third.

But, I'm not one of those girls that doesn't have sex unless I'm dating the guy. I'm worse! I'm one of those girls that doesn't have sex unless I love the guy! What is wrong with me?! :)

I worked at a restaurant and never wanted to have to work late because I wanted to go out. So when people would call to see how late we were open, I would tell them we were already closed at like 9 at night, even though we were still open for a few more hours. Or, I would tell them it was like a 45-minute wait when they came in so they would leave (even if it was like only a 20-minute wait).

I was kidding sweetie. ;) Nothing's wrong with you, you just end up with insecure guys.;)

I haven't been really great at taking jokes in stride lately... sorry about that, stud! ;)

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