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Movie Lines and Movie Scenes
What are your favorite movie lines or scenes?
Here are my own: 1) Coming to America (a)scene with the seranader singing, "Your Queen to Be" (b)the Miss Black Awareness Pageant (c) the Jheri Curl scene (d) "You ain't met no Martin Luther the Kang" (the barber shop scene) 2) The Color Purple (a)God's trying to tell you something: when Margaret Avery's character is convicted and busts into the church singing "God's trying to tell you something." (b)The dinner table scene where the grandfather, Miss Celie and Miss Sophia shine. 3) The Matrix (a) When Morpheus offers the two pills to Keanu Reeves' character. It reminds me of the choice that many must make in life to follow God whom can reveal all truth and how we, through His Son Jesus Christ, can have new life. Or, we can choose to go with the status flow. More to come... OoooKay, what are your favorites? +++ [This message has been edited by nikki25 (edited June 21, 2001).] |
FUNNIEST: In 'Blue Streak' when Dave Chapelle told that guy he would rip his lips off and "kiss [his] a$$ with them sh*ts." That will ALWAYS crack me up. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
SADDEST: In 'Beaches' when... well dayum, the whole movie. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif MOST ROMANTIC: Darius to Nina in 'Love Jones': "I love you... and that's urgent as hell." GAWD!! I melt at that! |
hahaha... Sweetest, I melt when I hear that line too!!! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/herz.gif
But my favorite of all time, I think, is in Rush Hour, when Chris T. is at the Chinese street vendor getting something to eat: Chris complains about how greasy the food is ("a box full of grease") and the chinese cook says "I NO Punk Bytch!!" -- and Chris T. says "I ain't no punk bytch neither!" http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/grlaugh.gif HILARIOUS... I am cracking up now at the thought.... |
On Godfather I,
When Sunny (Santino) bites his fingers after finding out that Carl beat on Connie (Sunny's sister). On Star Wars - Empire Strikes Back, When Han Solo and Lando CalRispian are going up the elevator joking around and thinking about old times when they use to chase women and THEN THE DOORS OPEN and VADAR is standing there with bitterness, anger, and Pure Evil on his mind. Solo is sick with it... On Deer Hunter, When Michael (Robert DeNiro) told the Vietnamese (spelling) soldiers that he wanted to play russian roulet with 3 bullets instead of one. Last but not least on Pulp Fiction, When Samuel Jackson told the guy at the restaurant to give him his wallet back. The guy said "which one?" Jackson said, "The one with BAD Muthu#$@*& on it!" |
Waiting to Exhale: When Whitney Houston says "someone had to live that hsit in order to write about it!" She ain't never lied, LOL.
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How about....
I'm going way back on this one... Mahogany: Billy Dee to Diana Ross- "Success is nothing without someone you love to share it with." Steel Magnolias: Dolly Partin- "Sammy is so confused, he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt." The Best Man: All of the wedding vows of Lance and Mia..(I cry everytime). New Jack City: Ice Tee to Nino Brown- " I wanna shoot you so bad my d@*% is hard." one more... Harlem Nights: When the stuttering Boxer tries to call a taxi-.. tttttt,tttttt,ttttttt then Richard Pryor says, taxi...I know it is better seen than written, but it is so funny! and...when Richard Pryor's love interest says-"sugar I wanna make love all night long. Richard Pryor replies-"Let's make love real hard for 30 minutes, then fall into a deep, coma-like sleep! I love movies!! Can you tell?? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif |
THE COLOR PURPLE-
(Celie to Mister) "Did I every ask you for anything??..not even your sorry a$$ hand in marriage!!" (Nettie to Mister) "Nothing but DEATH can keep me from here" WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT- (Ike to Tina) "Yea you sorry...about the sorriest mother fuc... that I ever seen" "You better sing this mother fuc... like your life depended on it" "You trying to help IKE?" |
My favorite movie scene is the scene from
LOVE AND BASKETBALL when Sanaa says "Where's the D?" and she turns around and Fine a$$ Omar is standing there Butt-Booty naked. (Love that scene). The funniest movie scene ever has to come from Bernie Mack on THE KINGS OF COMEDY. He was Too funny. The most romantic scene to me is from MENACE II SOCIETY when Ronni pushes Caine up on that dresser, and he's all like "Naw, Ronni, this ain't cool." and she shuts him up with a kiss. |
Movie Scenes
Love Jones: When Darrius is on the stage reciting "A Blues for Nina". I love the ending of that scene when the ladies in the audience snap their fingers in the air. That was soooo cool. I also liked the scene when John Coltrane's A Sentimental Mood is playing as clips are shown of Darrius and Nina's outings. A School Daze: When "The Fellas" step. A Thin Line Between Love and Hate: When Della Reese is in the kitchen singing, "He's Wonderful." She was so happy. Another scene: When Martin's character is excorted out of Brandi's office by the security guards and he's talking trash: "Show how much they care about you. They didn't even give you a gun. You're a flash light cop. I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU!" http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif The Original Kings of Comedy: All of Cedric the Entertainer's jokes: 1. The Wish Creed 2. Post-tiger Renaissance 3. Delicious 4. Big Car Parking (with the hand fully extended while backing the vehicle in) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif The Player's Club: Bernie Mac's scene when he's talking to his "bouncer": 'Go out there and make sure that nothing don't TRANSPIRE.' Transpire is the funny part of that one. Another one is when he's talking with Jamie Foxx "All you do is spin Re-Cords...if I lift my hand from this desk, Blue, there's goin' to be TROUBLE, TROUBLE, TROUBLE." http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif Lady Sings the Blues Billy Dee says with the gardenia in his hand extending it to Holiday, "What, do you want my hand to fall off?" Billy Dee (the Denzel of his day), looked so handsome and cool at that time. ...More to come... +++ [This message has been edited by nikki25 (edited June 21, 2001).] |
Nikki25, your entries remind me of one of my all time favorites. I'm sure you'll remember this line:
..."Y'all might remember this next young man as Joe the Policeman from the 'What's Going Down' episode of 'That's My Mama.' Put your hands together, big round of applause, for Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson." lol http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
dirtymike, that is my favorite movie of all time. I love all of the lines from that movie. Particularly the soul glow song...
"Let you soul glow, feeling oh so silky smooth, just let it shine thru, just let your sooooouuuuuuuuuullllllllll glow." Hilarious, but it needs to be accompanied by a visual. Also, my favorite line from a relatively recent movie is... "No more drugs for that man." Face/Off |
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http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif That's one of my favorite lines from that scene. Arsenio Hall was a mess in that scene! I'm sitting here LOL and crying just thinking of that scene (thank God that my office door is closed). Whew, DirtyMike, thanks for that one! [This message has been edited by nikki25 (edited June 21, 2001).] |
Little32, I still can't take Eric LaSalle serious--I don't care how many times I see him on ER. He will always be the official Soulglow man!!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
Nikki25, you know we can't forget Hall's other scene: "Now I want you and that young man to tie that knot. And I want to you hold on to God's unchangin hand!! Cause he helped Daniel get out the lion's den. He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho. He helped Gilligannnnnn, get off the island! LMAO http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
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I don't think I did that last reply correctly...sorry http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif! |
1.DAMN DAMN DAMN...good times*james died*
2.*YOU TOLD HARPO TO BEAT ME 3.LIKE I SAID.. FINE WIT*SLAP* 4.HARPOOOO WHAT ABOUT ME 5.YOUUU SHOOO IS UGLYYYYY(COLOR PURPLE) 6.DID U REALLY THINK I WAS GOING TO TALK TO U..AHH U DID.. THATS SO SWEET(I FORGOT?) 7. DA DA DON DONN *HEY* ..DON DON DON DONN *HEY GIRL*..GET ON THE FLOOR AND SHAKE THE.. AHH WE BOUT TO MAKE SOME CHANGE UP IN HEAHH.LMAOO*KINGS OF COMEDY/CEDRIC THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF FOR NOW..BUT ..I'LL BE BACK. |
Monique I think you are thinking of She's All That when the girl is breaking up with her boyfriend(and we she later gets dumped by her new man) and she says "Did you really think we were going to stay together forever? Aww...you did. That's sweet" Is that the movie?
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From "Low Down Dirty Shame"..when Shame woke up in the bed with Peaches' male roomate..Shame went off...
Roomate to Peaches.."Peaches you better come in here and git this "ROCK WILDA"..lol |
Nutty Professor:
(a) Sherman just asked Carla out on a date. He returns home singing "Friday night at 8, I got me a date, she might be my mate, and that would be so great. Great, great, great, great..." (b)Final scene of the movie. Pop and Mom Klump are standing eating snacks. Momma starts talking. Pop Klump says: "You really think I be listening to you. I ain't listening to you!" (c)The whole scene wherein the comedian (I believe it was Dave Chappelle) and Buddy Love go at it. ...more to come.... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
Great topic! Ya'll are remembering all my faves!
My fave movie is also Coming to America, remember the old men were in the talent show and the basket comes around, and your boy throws a chicken wing in instead of money!! "Donation, donation!!" "I thought it was the trash!" And they start going back and forth http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif Then the other scene when Eddie is walking down the street and singing so LOUD, "To be loved, to be loved, OH what a feeling!!" A Low Down Dirty Shame-why was I trippin when the gay guy said, "Can you stop at the store and get me some relaxer? And make sure you get mild 'cause last time you got me super, girl!" |
Waiting to Exhale:
When she burnt the mf's $hit...and what wasn't burned was sold for a dollah at a garage sale...ahhhhh...i was on the floor dyin'... Rush Hour: "That's ciga what?! Naw man, that's cigaweed...you betta' have glaucoma!" Karate Kid: "Wax on, Wax Off" I forgot the name of it cause its REAL old but..."Who's the master...sho' nuff!" Talkin' Dirty After Dark: When that girl is pmsin' and she turns into a monster (i think it was dawn lewis) and when chris rock is in the rib shack and he asks if he can get just one rib for a nickel instead of a slab...aaaaah...i was dyin'... [This message has been edited by SableCherub (edited June 22, 2001).] |
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Seeing as how the Sphinxpoet loves millions and millions of movies it is difficult to isolate one....but..... the Sphinxpoet has isolated a few:
"one shall stand one shall fall" Optimus Prime - Transformers the Movie "Coronation - This is Bad Comedy" Galvatron - Transformers the Movie A Blues for Nina - Love Jones Poem by Darius "I sense much fear in you" - Yoda - Star Wars Episode #1 the Phantom Menace "I am dancing a bright beam of light I am remembering Love" - Nina in Love Jones Poem These are just to start - Remember the Sphinxpoet's Favorite movie of all time is Love Jones IF YA SMELL WHAT THE SPHINXPOET IS COOKING! |
Grease 2: Don't you think that's weird? Not weird, weird, but like, exciting weird?
The Untouchables: What are you prepared to do? The Untouchables: Did he sound anything like that??? When Harry Met Sally: When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start right now. Runaway Bride: I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some time, one or both of us will want out. But I know that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. The Matrix: Morpheus: You think that's air you're breathing right now? The Matrix: Neo: If you die in the matrix, do you die here, too? Morpheus: The body cannot live without the mind. My all time fave right now . . . The Best Man: I'm horny, I've been drinking tequila shots all night, my hormones are raging, and I don't wanna talk about no gotd*mn peas. F*ck you, good night. How 'bout that? |
Showing my romantic side:
Wuther Heights (Sir Lawrence Olivie) Wuthering Heights the original version (true romantics know what I am talking about), where Cathy is near death and Heathcliff comes to her bed side and says "He could love you with every fiber of his being for a thousand lifetimes, but he will never love you more than I love you in a day!" Now that is something to say to a woman. Harlem Knights: Rev. Della Reese "I'm an honest hoe, and all my hoes is honest." "Her p%^&* is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would be sunshine" and you see Red Fox smiling, trying to imagine how good it is. (Note to myself, find a woman like that, and slip a ring on her finger) Boomerang: When Halle says that David Allen Greir couldn't hit it, if he had a baseball bat. (that was low) When Robin Givens and Eddie are getting it on, and she starts working it, and he acts like a little ieoch. When David Allen Greir's parents come out of the bathroom after getting their freak on. Brothers "He left me for a white woman!" "Mama she was mexican!" "Just a white woman with a taco!" When DL Hugley was with the prositute, and he was thinking about having her do what his wife wouldn't, and he decided not to, that was really nice, unrealistic, but nice none the less. In a ah Mature People's (people over 21) film: One actor says to the woman, "Please don't try to act, this is just a porn flick. No academies will be handed out for your performance here." MN [This message has been edited by ManndingoNUPE (edited June 22, 2001).] |
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Oh, i love that one too...the blues for nina..."say baby, can i be your slave...i've got to admit girl...you're the $hit girl...and i'm diggin' you like a grave...do they call you daughter to the spinning pulsar...or maybe queen of ten thousand moons...is your name yimiyah? oh, hell no...it's got to be ohshulu...is that a smile me put on your face chile...wild as the fields of jasmin and glover...walk the walk money...talk that talk honey...high on legs that will spank jehovah..." i can't remember the rest but it's on the sound track...that-is-my-$hit!... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif manndingonupe: you are wrong for that! "i'm an honest hoe!..." ahhhh.... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif [This message has been edited by SableCherub (edited June 22, 2001).] |
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my bad...my memory ain't been too good lately...you know what i meant http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif "i'm gonna get chew suckuh...dirty bleep bleep...don't you say that!" yeah...that was a good one too...
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The Robert Townsend Comedy Special (very old):
The scene takes in a clinic, where people are waiting for their test results. Robert Townsend is in the doctor's office getting his results. R. Townsend emerges from the doctor's office screaming "SYPHILIS! YES!!!! I HAVE SYPHILIS!!!!" He is laughing, pumping his fist in the air, and giving high-fives as he leaves. (For those who do not get it: This aired in the 80's when people were starting to get serious about the HIV/AIDS epidemic. Although, Syphilis is one of the many serious STDs, there is a cure.) I'm Gonna Git You Sucka: When Antonio Fargas gets out of jail wearing his dated pimp attire (like the gold fish in his platform shoes) thinking that he is so fly. She's Gotta Have It: Mars Blackmon (Spike Lee) -- "Nola, would you grease my scalp?" Mars sleeping w/ Nola w/ his socks on. School Daze: (Laurence Fishburne)-- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!" Do the Right Thing: The three men on the corner (With the always so funny Robin Harris) Radio Raheem (Bill Nunn) -- "Put some more Mozzerella (pronounced Mooootzerella) on that motherf*@#%&" Tina (Rosie Perez) -- "Mookie there will be no rawness jumping off." House Party: As the credits are rolling, you hear Robin Harris wearing Kid's behind out and he says something like "I'm going to beat you until I get tired, and I just woke up." Jungle Fever: Gator (Samuel Jackson) doing his Soul Train moves for his Mama (Ruby Dee). Gator and Halle B. arguing. Gator (while going through withdrawal) -- "Mama I am tired, I need some money!" Ruby Dee -- "If you're tired, go lay down...." When Flipper (Wesley Snipes) brings his secretary/mistress Tina (Annabella Sciorra) to dinner and the Good Rev. Dr. says his peace and leaves the table (as Ruby Dee paces the kitchen talking to the Lord). When Tina goes home after her father finds out about her involvement w/ a black man. As he beats her, he basically tells her that he'd rather date a criminal than a black man. Gator's last dance for his father (perhaps if he had not come back in to dance, he wouldn't have caught that hot one). What's Love Got to Do With It: When Ike meets Tina outside of the club where she is performing, he convinces her to sit in the car with him. He goes on to tell her "I'm off dem der narcotic." (Hysterical) Harlem Nights: The fight scene -- Eddie Murphy accuses Della Reese of coming up short w/ her portion of the money and she invites him outside to settle the matter. Eddie gets outside and starts laughing, Della punches him in the face a few times and that wipes his smile completely off. Della takes a punch in the stomach and slowly straightens up, saying (through clenched teeth) "Oooooooooh yeah, that's what I'm talking about." Della then proceeds to tune Eddie up, she says "You're going to learn to respect me." Just when Eddie thinks she is down for the count (after clocking her w/ the garbage can), she gets up and says "See, now I'm going to have to cut you." When he can't convince her to put the knife down, he threatens to shoot her her pinky-toe off. Della is like "Go ahead, shoot me..." as she dangles her foot. Eddie turns around to look at his boys. They look at him and shrug as if to say "What are you going to do? Are you going to shoot her pinky-toe off or what?" That entire scene cracks me up. Just the sight of Della Reese fighting Eddie is hysterical. And I could not believe he actually shot her in the foot to save face. Then, later in the movie Redd Foxx tells him to "Go on in there and talk to her, you never did apologize for shooting her in her foot." Redd Foxx said it like they had a verbal disagreement. The man shot the woman in the foot! And of course the Della Resse/Redd Foxx combination is priceless. Della complaining that Redd left only a swallow (I think of tuna fish) in the refrigerator and she had her mouth set. As she continues to complain about him only leaving a swallow. Redd mutters "Then swallow it and shut the f*#@ up." LOL -- Nothing like some good, old-fashioned, clean, humor!!! |
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Slick talking to Ro: "Man, You ain't never lie." |
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Men of Honor - when Robert Deniro has all the trainees lined up watching the divers suit up. He stands in front of the red-haired stutterer (forgot his name) and says, "What are you, some kind of broke d!#k popeye?" Then Deniro says something like, "Why don't you bring the little wo-wo-wo-women, so we can all practice the br-br-br-breaststroke". That always cracks me up.
Scary Movie - when the killer answers the phone and the caller asks what he's doing and he say, "chillin', killin". Beloved- the very end of the book/movie when Paul D tells Sethe, "You your best thing, Sethe. You are." I love that. ------------------ Sigma Lambda Upsilon: Sincerity, Loyalty, Unity http://www.sigmalambdaupsilon.org |
HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE The whole movie
FRIDAY Felicia-"Craig (hand clap, hand clap), Craig...can I borrows ya'll vcr? Craig-"Hell naw!" Felicia-"But it's The Mack!" NEXT FRIDAY Pinky-"Please don't kill me, please don't kill me! Man I got kids, a girlfriend and a mutha****** wife on the side..." BRADY BUNCH MOVIE When Greg was trying to write his first song, and he kept getting interrupted "Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew..." ------------------ "Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own." Peace and God Bless *Classy_Diva5* |
Clueless-
-when that guy got his grades and he was trying to jump out the window -anytime they said "as if!" -when Dionne (Stacey Dash) starts going off on Murray about the hair extension she found in his car. "I do not wear polyester hair!" Booty Call- -the whole scene when they're in the chinese restaurant. The waiter was TOO funny! -when they're playing cards and they are all trying to play footsie w/ each other -when Jamie Foxx starts doing those impersonations of Jesse Jackson and Bill Cosby Matrix- -Morpheus and Neo fight scene -Neo, "I know kung-fu" The Best Man- -the guys playing poker scene -just about anything Q said was hilarious! But my favorite was: "It's about to be a hoasis up in here!" (although that was a terrible word, I couldn't help but to LMAO at that!) Love Jones- -scene when Nina's taking pics of Darius...I thought that was cute & sexy -when Darius is smoking the cigarette and he passes it to Nina...although I'm not a smoker, that was sorta cute Lion King- -when Mufasah (sp?) died..so so sad http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif Pocahontas- -when Pocahontas jumped off that cliff into the water. I thought that was so neat! Scary, but neat. |
@DSTLOVE.. OMG.. I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT MOVIE...IT IS MY ALLL TIME FAVORITE*SINGING* I FOUND MY PLACE I FINALLY FOUND MY PLACE..STEP UP THE ELEVATOR PRESS DOWN THE 7 THATS ALL U GOT TO DO TO TAKE YASELF TO HEAVEN!!
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1 Casablanca
2 Godfather 3 4 It's a Wonderful Life 5 Airplane 6 Silence of the Lambs 7 8 The Shining (I am watching that right now.) 9 Scarface 10 11 Batman 12 A Few Good Men Am I right? What do I win? |
Funniest: I know this is pretty recent, but in the opening part of Shrek, when they're flipping through the pages of some cheesy fairytale, and Shrek rips out the pages for toilet paper...That was funny
Saddest: When Mufasa died on the Lion King, I cried for days, and named my new dog after him. Silliest: Dude Wheres my Car, at the drive thru chinese restaurant..And THEEEN, no and THEN!...lol |
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