I though it only happen in pornos
 

I almost cause an accident this afternoon. I was driving and out of nowhere, I see this girl giving a BJ in the car while the guy was driving. I almost plowed into the guy in front of me when I realized what was going on. It seems the driver on the other side also almost cause an accident when he saw it. All I got to say is, whoa.

i saw the same thing about 2 years ago on my way down to san antonio for spring break. there was 6 of us in the van. i was in the front passenger side when all of a sudden a truck passes by. we followed behind him for about 3 or so minutes. then all of a sudden a girl's head pops up and she sits almost basically on his lap. the girl could have been sleeping or not, but we think she was giving him the highway hummer.

You mean there are guys that haven't gotten a blow job while driving ? lol. . .

higway hummer??

*adding that to my vocabulary*

i've always known that as road head... knew someone who was giving her boyfriend one and was pulled over during the middle of it...

I love road head, especially when you're drunk. I just hate it when your girl gets too carried away with things and straddles you while you're driving. You have to keep poking your head around her to make sure you dont crash.


And for those of you who've never done it, just make sure your girl is on the pill or something.....because when your driving and she straddles you....there's no pulling out.;)

On occasion, I get rh.. I would have to say driving like that would be pretty damned difficult.

It's a challenge I think I might be up to accepting though:cool:

Any girl willing to give it to you . . should stay in your life :D She's worthy. Yuo don't have to marry her . . but always offer to drive her around.

First girl that ever straddled me while driving was my next door neighbor. She's 2 yrs older than me and was the hottest chick in my high school, out of maybe 3,000 students in grades 9-12. Anyhow, one night, I was hanging out with her older brother and she came around and started drinking with us. By the end of the night her brother knew I was going to fuck her and so he wouldn't let us stay at his place for the night. Telling us to leave turned out to be the best thing he could have done. We drove back towards our parents houses and stopped by one of the houses down from our two houses. She was so wasted that she went inside our other neighbors drinking Gazeebo and stole 3 bottles of champange. We must have fucked in my car like 8 times that night. I was driving down A1A around 4:00am when she jumped over from the passenger side, pulled my penis out and straddled me. I remember it clear as day. I was like "Destiny!!! What the fuck are you doing???" She was like, "What?? You don't like this?" So....I went with it. It was awesome. I remember having the constant fear of crashing and killing both of us, getting pulled over while she was straddeling me and not knowing whether she was on the pill because there was no way for me to pull out. It was one hell of a night.

That was the first night I didnt come home at all while I still lived with my parents in high school. I got in so much trouble the next day. I remember walking in around 10:00am, still drunk with her on my arm and the look on my mother's face. It was so bad, I introduced her to my mom as the girl next door. LOL. Her hair was all messed up from the sex. We both smelt like alcohol, sex and ciggerettes. My dad thought it was funny, but my mom bitched me out for days.

lol i guess i'm too paranoid because i insist on pulling over to have sex in a car

lol. That takes the fun out of it.;)

I can still have plenty of fun with it ;)

Hahaha!!! Well, my motto is...."Practice makes perfect, unless you're a dumbass." :D

Re: I though it only happen in pornos
 

Heh..all I'm gonna say is I'm pretty sure Mr.Rio and I have caused quite a few wrecks.... :o :p

Re: Re: I though it only happen in pornos
 

Let's file that under "Things I didn't want and don't need to know."

I just spit Dr. Pepper all over the computer......please let me use that phrase!!!!!!!


And by the way, watch those steering wheels when doing that....they hurt if ya smack your head on it. ;)

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Snaps to Munchkin!

tsk, tsk, tsk,...

It is amusing how many believe they are the initiates of every single seemingly radical concept.

"Everything old is new again."

he he he!

Reminds me of the day when I learned that both my parents had smoked pot, and I hadn't!

That must have been a shocker.;)

:D LOL

I am surprised you would be shocked to see someone giving roadhead - I've always considered it common practice in my relationships! In fact, I agree that it's pretty tame - but I only know a couple of people who have escalated to road sex... It's on my to-do list... :)

I think you'd already captivated the GC guys with the comments on the Funky Spunk thread, Peaches. :p

Just a tip
 

If you and your lady decide to engage in RH, here's my advice. Be on the look out for vehicles larger and higher up than your own. That's all for today.

nope...happens in real life.

:D

better to do it on little back highways with light traffic on a sunday afternoon.

MMMMmmmmm.....:D




p.s. I'm getting to that pm later tonight....I havent forgot.;)

Man I wish I hadn't opened this thread. I really really wish that.

-Rudey

I dunno...I think I'd be more worried about getting an STD than getting her pregnant.

If this sort of stuff happens often to you, I'd keep condoms in the glove compartment. ;)

LOL...:D I used to always keep a shit load in the center consol for any of my spur of the moment cravings when with a girl. It eventually got pretty bad to the point where chicks would get in my car and find condoms in between the seats or on the floor board. They were unused, still in the wrapper, but the fact that my car was full of them always brought up the question...." Do you sleep with a lot of girls?" :D


As for the STDs, I quit really giving a fuck about them. I'm still cautious, but I'm not one of those people you see in the university's infirmary who's always checking for updated pics of STDs on the web. As for now, me and my girl, we're both clean. I was a little worried at first, we never used a condom. After 30 days and a test later.....I wasnt sweating it. ;)

I thought I had seen everything until the day I was traveling through Charlotte on my way to Georgia for a vacation with my parents a few years ago... in the lane next to us there was a cop in his patrol car, decked out in full uniform, getting road head from (what we assumed was) his gf. My dad (one of the most religious people I know) almost crashed the minivan.

I get a little paranoid on really busy roads, especially since guys love to drive big ol' trucks around here. You never know who's peeking in. As for road sex, every guy I dated drove a stick-shift and figuring out the logistics on that one wasn't easy. Oops...http://members.aol.com/browrob549/emo/common069.gif

Hahahahaha!!!:D

Getting to it later tonight, huh? Sure you are... It's okay, I bet you found something better to do in the middle of the night... :) Just don't blow it off completely - I can't handle rejection from anyone right now... even if it is just on the Internet!

Oh don't be silly - I'm not trying to captivate anyone... It just comes naturally!

Thanks for calling me Peaches though!!!