Subserviant Chicken
 

I still haven't decided what to make of this

http://subserviantchicken.com

ummm....I don't understand!

That chicken mask is pretty creepy looking....

That's great!

I typed in "sit," and it sat.

I typed in "f**k," and... well, see for yourself.

I told it to leave...and it did...but then it turned around and came right back in like a second later and the loop started all over again. I don't know WHAT it was doing when I first opened the window...it was behind the couch on the floor...doing something! :o

I don't know...it's like a bad accident...I don't want to look but I can't NOT look!

ETA: Okay, now I'm amused. Tell it to dance! I laughed so hard my co-workers think I'm insane.

It came up to the camera and gave me a thumbs down?!?!?!

You must have typed something naughty.;)

I think it's broken....:( Too many people are playing with the chicken. :p

Lol tell him to act like a dog. Hillarious!

So bizarre!

Okay, I had that problem yesterday but I thought it was user error. :D But then just now (this thing really has me amused! Simple things....simple minds...I don't know), I told it to jump on the couch, but instead it ran behind the couch and stuck it's tail in the air!

it's kind of scary

lol i told it to pretend it was in a sorority. It made the drinking sign then passed out.

The funniest ones were telling it to lay an egg and booty shake. Classic.

Ask it to "Do the Worm." Crazy!!! :) I LOVE THIS SITE!

tell it to "watch tv"

Tell it to "act like Fight Club" and "Flashdance" - hilarious!

I told it to "act naughty" and it came up to the screen and shook it's finger "no."

i told it to break dance and it started doing the robot.

i'm at work though so i will try this later. the robot started cracking me up to much.

I told it to do that, and it went to lay down on the couch, t hen in the corner part of the couch on the ground on it';s knees and looking back, and then stood up and gave a "sexy" pose. funny. but other times i told it that, it shook it's finger at me

Does anyone know if there is a list anywhere of all the commands we can give this chicken?

tell it to "turn off the lights" or "read a book"

There's more info here: http://www.boingboing.net/2004/04/08..._chickens.html

But that might be out of date already. Apprently they have people working on it all the time, changing the commands and things like that.

What's that thing that's on the couch now? It wasn't there before. Is it a blanket?

The black pillow? That's been there. I'm trying to figure out what that thing is lying on the ground next to the chair. I think it might be a whip. I've tried to get him to pick it up but he won't.

Type in "Burger King" and type in "McDonalds"

Oh, I knew the black pillow was there before but it's in a different spot now.

Tell it to "pick up whip." It went to the couch, picked up several pillows and threw them all over the place.

I typed in McDonald's and it just stood there.

This website was featured on CNN this morning. Must not have had any interesting news. :D

Tell it to make love to the camera.

Tell it to snap its garter.

Hahahah, tell it to "Cha cha slide"

it does the same thing when you tell it to tango!

Tell it to die... yeah that's fun... :p

This is one fun chicken. He can do the electric slide and tap dance. He can lay an egg, sleep on the floor, and fly around the room. This is so much fun.

I told it to do jumping jacks and push-ups and a split. The split is hilarious.

I told it "show me a sexy pose"...its HIARIOUS!!!!!

Tell it to do the chicken dance.

Tell it to move the table to the other side of the chair and it "bulks up its arms" like it doesn't have the muscles to do it.