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FINISH THE STORY.........
Once upon a time there was a beautiful young lady in a far away land. Although the young lady was beauty,...............
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...most people could not recognize it because they were only concerned with...
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...her outward appearance as opposed to her inner beauty. She was a lonely woman because......
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...her friends were very jealous and instead of getting to know her they...
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....slighted her by never inviting her to any of their social gatherings. However,.....
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she woke up every morning with a smile and ...
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gave thanks to God for...
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......being the bomb anyways............
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...she sat in her castle and dreamed of the day she would finally get even with these envious, shallow losers that made her life a living hell, day after day. She decided to......
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plot her revenge...
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and always have a great bag to match with all of her shoes. She decided to throw her own party and...
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...invite everyone EXCEPT those haters. She also made sure that the best friends of those haters....
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...received forged letters from the unenlightened (read haters) friends which said...
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.....you are cordially invited to the party of the year, but come correct and looking good, although you will never look as good at me..........
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...because that's impossible, but should you attempt to try, you might want to...
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...get a makeover and get the hair done too. Make sure you bring a date that looks like.....
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...that Boris guy who plays Damion on Soul Food. Oops, I'm sorry, he'll be with me so...
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...bring morris chestnut, my bad, he'll be with me too...
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...as a matter of fact, just come alone. But come tight because I will be sportin'...
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... a man on each arm. And if you ...
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even so much as glance at one of them , I'll ...
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You are lucky enough there may be........
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....even think you can take one of them fom me I will.....
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*Continuing MS Mocha*
look at you back while my date..... |
kisses the huge platinum, emerald and diamond rock he just slipped on my finger...
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as he asks me to be his forever lady and wife...
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As he gets on bended knee before me and says....
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....will you...
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Be my loving wife....
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...as i pull a tissue from my Louis Vuitton handbag that i bought just for the occasion, i wipe a tear from my eye...
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And he and I gaze lovingly into each others face and...
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hug and share a wonderful kiss....
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Then I realize that if I marry him, I wouldn't be able to get with the Morris Chestnut looking brother anymore, so I ...
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Tell him sorry but I can't and then......
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we move to Utah so I can marry both of them, but then...
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these fools up and changed the marriage law, so...
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I said excuse me while I go call my lawyer Johnny....
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We exhange greetings over the phone and asks me if I wear twenty pearls so I say....
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of course I do I am the first and finest why do you aks...... |
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