Downfall of the hand job
 

Lol the title says it all in this article from the LSU paper...

http://www.lsureveille.com/vnews/dis...?in_archive=1%

Hmm . . i didn't realize that second base was a hand-job to girls. I know to boys we were taught that second base is breast touching.

I kind of like the idea that if you touch her breasts she touches your johnson.:p

Girls just don't know sports, and its just better that way.:p

I was also taught that HJs are third base.

I learned this from the only proper place that children should learn about something as important as sex education; the playground, and from my peers who learned it from their older siblings and neighbors.

let me get this straight - a girl who thinks HAND JOBS are second base? We call that a skanky ho in these here parts. :)

Here is A Standardized Guide to the Bases. Just so we're all on the same page. :D

(Handjob=NOT second base!)

33girl and SisterHavana you both just need to hush yourselves . . if she wants secoond base to be a hand-job, or first base for that matter, we should be supportive. :D

For the record...
 

I'm a girl who is VERY much into sports...more so than a bunch of girls i know. and i can't stand the stereotype that girls don't know jack about sports bc we do! or at least i do!:p

RedFox I see what you're saying but I think handjobs aren't really a sport. :)

It is if its done right, and when done right, she deserves a medal.

I think handjobs could be considered a sport... you get a nice workout for your arm, hand, and wrist, and then you try to catch all the mess without it going all over the place... it takes some skill... maybe not a sport, maybe just talent...

My thoughts on the matter: Hand jobs -- what's in it for me?

free protein.

All those poor innocent sperm!!!

yup. someone is going straight to hell for killing 'em.

Not to mention the kittens.

Yea I'm not a big fan of giving them either. They just seem like something only high schoolers would do...:confused: :)

My two cents
 

Now... I don't know where y'all went to high school, but back where I'm from, we generally agreed that a blow job came after it's handy-dandy cousin. Seems logical, then, that you couldn't lump the hands and the oral all together at third base - so first was making out (including, yes boys, the boobies!), second was he hand job, third was the blow job, and the home run... Well, that's just universal.

:eek:

:) I'm guessing that missbabyblue meant to click 'post reply' rather than 'new thread' to put this in the 'Downfall of the hand job' thread. No big problem - I almost did the same with another thread this morning too.

Perhaps a friendly mod will be able to append her post to the main thread?

I still second kddani's emoticon! :D

Every sperm is sacred! :D

Every sperm is great! :D

EEP! That's the last time I post anything about a hand job at odd hours of the morning... I think I'd have to say :eek: to that too! Haha sorry guys... And thanks to that 'friendly mod' that fixed it...

No prob. :)