Man Runs Over ExWife and Mother-in-Law
 

MILTON, Florida (AP) -- A 69-year-old man rammed a pickup truck into his ex-wife's home and then ran her and her 85-year-old mother down as they tried to flee, killing them both, authorities said.

Carl Junices Bryan, who was arrested Sunday, was being held without bail on two counts of murder.

Sheriff's officials said Bryan drove his truck into Becky Ann Langford's home early Sunday, leaving a gaping hole in the corner of the house near her bedroom.

Langford, 59, and her mother, Queen Victoria Franklin, tried to get away but Bryan chased them down in the truck -- running one down, then the next, in the front yard, authorities said.

"He planned it out," said Santa Rosa Sheriff's Office spokesman Jerry Henderson. He said the center of Bryan's steering wheel was wrapped in rope, apparently to prevent the air bag from deploying.

Tire marks crisscrossed the front yard, a lamppost was flattened and two cars that had been parked in the driveway were smashed.

"I thought somebody just ran off the road and hit the (house)," said a neighbor, Keith Hines. "Then I came outside and saw the bodies. It doesn't make any sense."

Hines said he tried to help the victims, but Bryan threatened to shoot him and chased him away in his truck. Deputies said he also tried to run down arriving paramedics. Authorities said Bryan was arrested after his truck came to a stop nearby.

According to court records, Langford and Bryan divorced last March.
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BASTID!!!:mad:

I can't understand what these people to deserve this!! I've been hearing all kind of crazy stories like this all week. CT4...did you hear about the man who is accused of killing his children and grandchildren (they ranged in age from 2yrs. to about 24yrs.) and had them in his house. I saw that this morning. And it was said that he fathered 2 of his grandkids with 2 of his daughters!!!! Talk about sick!!!!!

Say What II
 

In both cases the men saw fit to take lives but maintain their own!

Wrong Number Leads to Woman's Arrest
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OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma woman dialed a wrong number and ended up under arrest after she tried to set up a drug deal with her former parole officer, police said on Tuesday.



Patricia Michel was arrested last Thursday on suspicion of the unlawful distribution of a dangerous controlled substance at her home in Durant, Oklahoma, near the Texas border.


Michel called her former parole officer, Doug Canant, on his cell phone by mistake, thinking he could help set up a deal where she could acquire methamphetamines, police said.


"I am a bit of a joker, so I was playing along," Canant said in a telephone interview. "She thought she was talking to her local drug dealer."


She told the parole officer she did not have money to buy drugs because she was waiting for her U.S. tax refund and wanted to exchange one type of drug for another, Canant said.


Acting on Canant's tip, the local drug task force sent agents to Michel's house and set up a deal. She handed over two pills that were controlled substances and instead of getting drugs, she got arrested, police said.


Michel has been released on bond but faces between two years to life in prison if convicted. If she receives parole, she may have Canant as her parole officer again.


"It is a small town and there are only three of us (parole officers). It will be the luck of the draw," Canant said.




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small town crime, lol

Serves her dumb azz right. :o

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Let that be a lesson that crime does not pay.. lol..

Okay am I the only one that LOOKS at the number I dial when I'm calling somebody? And if heaven forbid I call the wrong person I don't go spilling my business. Stuck on stupid I tell ya stuck on stupid.

That's exactly what she is. Serves her right.

Toddler Finds Very Valuable Battery In Remote

POSTED: 2:05 p.m. EST March 18, 2004

BREWSTER, N.Y. -- Billy D'Onofrio's inquisitive nature has made his family a whole lot richer.

The 21-month-old boy from Brewster opened the battery compartment on his family's TV remote control. One of the batteries that fell out was purple -- and the word "winner" was on it.

The battery is worth $100,000 as part of a promotional campaign by Duracell. The company randomly inserted 12 of the batteries in packages.

Billy's parents put the batteries in the remote without looking at them. They say Billy likes to push buttons and make random phone calls. There was tape over the TV remote to keep him from changing channels.

The D'Onofrios will pick up their big check Thursday.
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I know those parents gave Billy a big old kiss. I bet they were also glad they did not buy the Dollar Tree Panasonic batteries.:D :o

Dang how I miss purple batteries in the Duracell SEE THROUGH containers? I wonder if Billy needs a babysitter?

Life in prison? For two pills? Am I the only one who thinks that this is absurd?

I think it's the good old mandatory sentancing rearing it's ugly head again because I believe she had a previous drug conviction. It really will depend on the judge.

or a TOY like Richard Pryor was back in the 80s, lol.

...if there were plyers on the TV and it was sitting on top of a floor model that no longer worked, then we know the D'Onofrios do indeed have some color up in the family tree. :D

Man shot to death as prank escalates

By Deanna Boyd

Star-Telegram Staff Writer

FORT WORTH - A man's game of keep-away with a 16-year-old girl's hairpiece turned deadly Wednesday night when the girl's mother shot the man, who had reportedly been pestering the girl, investigators said.

Detectives say Joedell Newton, 22, snatched the hair extension off the head of a 16-year-old friend, refusing to give it back unless the girl begged for it, said homicide Detective Cheryl Johnson.

The girl eventually went inside her apartment while Newton remained outside, clowning around with the fake ponytail, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

A witness told police the man placed the hairpiece on his head and asked everyone if they liked his new hair. He then put the hair in some water and made a "mud pie" out of the hair, telling others in the area he was going to throw it in the 16-year-old girl's face when she came out of the apartment, the affidavit stated.

Johnson said someone then knocked on the girl's door, and her mother, Dorothy Claivil, 36, opened the door.

The girl told her mother, "Don't worry about the ponytail because whatever they did with it, I don't want it," the affidavit stated.

Claivil then closed the door. Johnson said someone continued to knock on the family's door multiple times.

The mother opened the door again and shot Newton once in the arm, Johnson said.

Police say the bullet traveled into Newton's chest. He was later pronounced dead at John Peter Smith Hospital.

Claivil volunteered to talk with investigators at the downtown police station. She told detectives that a man kept knocking on her door, and she told him to go away, the affidavit stated.

She denied shooting the man, stating that she only heard the gunshot and had no further information, the affidavit stated.

Claivil was subsequently arrested on a murder warrant and was being held in Mansfield Jail on Thursday with bail set at $100,000.

"We're still investigating the case to verify all the facts and details and locate the witnesses," Johnson said.

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:eek: :( :eek: :( :eek: :( A life lost over fake hair. . . .

And the moral to this story is...
 

.....Sometimes bobbing and weaving can be a deadly combination.

Re: And the moral to this story is...
 

Please take a seat in the GC handbasket. Thank you.

Re: Re: And the moral to this story is...
 

And when you get back go stand in the GC Corner.

I saw this in another thread
 

A lesbian university student who auctioned her virginity on the internet to pay for her studies is reported to have had sex with the highest bidder.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...et/3554121.stm

Re: I saw this in another thread
 

Did the check clear? :confused: I bet she would feel played if it didn't... :o

My thoughts
 

On the hair weave snatching:

I must make sure from now on to pull my drawstring extra tight and a a few hair pins the next time I venture out wearing a phony pony.

The ebay virgin:

I hope the guy gave just a deposit first so he wouldn't get played. And how could she really prove she's a virgin. You know some women out there are tricksters.

Re: My thoughts
 

That story about the guy is un-be-weave-able.:rolleyes:
*Hijack*
I need to learn how to attach a phony pony. I thought about getting a clip-on one, but is there a way to cover up the banana clip?:confused: My sister put me in a phony pony last weekend.
*End hijack*

There is the drawstring phony pony that you put on by sliding the two attached combs (one in the front and the other in the back). into your hair. Once you have them secure, you pull a drawstring that makes it tight. Tuck the drawstring in and you're good to go.

Beautiful. I will check that out soon.
Thank you for the tip.
:D

Hey, I've got one of these. They are very easy to wear (no headaches) and look nice. :)

Scammin' grandma
 

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...,4607939.story

This woman is charged with using bad checks to purchase new cars, including a $36K Toyota Sienna and a $20K Toyota Matrix. Here's a pic of her:

http://images.chicagotribune.com/med...3/11946262.jpg

"She" looks all kinds of scary!

You took the words right out my mouth!

Re: Scammin' grandma
 

This picture reminds me of the character that Dan Ackroyd played in "Nothing But Trouble". Here's a pic:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/63...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Gina, you made it in. :D


I am over here at work bout to get fired for LMAO @ you.

But come on. Tell me they don't look alike. They could be fraternal twins. :o :p


YEAH at making it into the handbasket!!! :D

Yeah they favor but you still wrong. :p

But not as wrong as I was for comparing Usher to the man from The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Yeah, that's true! :p

Grandma Used Bad Checks
 

That is her!!!
Now I ask you, with a face like that why would you accept a check from her without suspicion???

Re: Re: Scammin' grandma
 

Gina,

I am about to be right in the unemployment line right behind CT4. OMGoodness ****laughing and wiping tears away*** she REALLY does. Can sue that movie for stealing her likeness and using it ? ( I can't think of the legal term for it).

ETA: Usher and The God's Must Be Crazy Comparison.. CTFU!!!!

Sitting here crackkkkkkkiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg the heeeccccckkkk UPPPPPPP!

I mean dang........all he needed was a few more curls and they could be identical fo'real.. Even the eye is all sloped.....:D :eek:

Rambo Granny
 

There was a pic, but it didn't show up in my e-mail....but read this.
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The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off
when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter
that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down
- - and shot off their testicles.


The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
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I guess this will teach them a lesson:rolleyes:

Sleeping Burglary Suspect Startles Victims
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OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma couple were surprised when they woke up and found a drunk burglary suspect asleep in bed with them, police said on Thursday.



The couple from the south Oklahoma city of Ardmore called police, ran out of their house and watched officers arrest the man who was still sleeping in their bed despite the sirens and commotion, police said.


Read the rest here

LMAO at what they found the suspect with:

"The report said Johnson was found with a cell phone belonging to one of the victims in his pocket and $4 in cash, also apparently stolen."

All he got was $4 :eek: :eek: :eek:

Crackhead. . .:o