what is the one quickest way to tick you off?
 

undermining my ability to accomplish something.

Being holier than thou. That's the quickest way to tick me off and make me yell STFU.

Q
 

Tell Me NO or You Cant!:mad:

I will and do!:D

Self importance has always underwhelmed me anyway!:)

Not giving me personal space. I think I talked about this in another thread but it is on my list of sure ways to piss me off. There's nothing that ticks me off more than when I'm standing in line somewhere (supermarket check out counter, fast food place, etc.) and the person behind me stands thisclose to me. I'll move up a bit and the person behind me will move in closer. I don't know why but it just gets me all anxious. My boss does it all the time to me. He'll come into my office and hover over my chair to look at my computer screen. He stands so close to me that his tie is smacking me in my face and his armpit is right over my head. Argh.

I won't do it again honey bunny!

-Rudey

Is that you who keeps standing on the back of feet at grocery stores? If I'd known it was you, I wouldn't have minded so much. :D

hahah, I do this to people all the time. I invade personal space on purpose just to piss people off.

Stupid Americans!

jerk...... ;)

I hate this sooooooooooooooo much! :mad:

Now, when people do this to me I move in such a way where I "accidently" hit them with my bag or "accidently" step on their feet.

Lying/insulting my intelligence.

Also making a racial/sexual/religious slur. I don't care who it is against, if I hear it, I will go off on you!

Homeless People coming up to you and saying can you spare some change.

Not saying "thank you" when I hold a door open for someone. I'm not a doorman, nor do I dress like one. It should be very obvious that I'm doing something nice, and that you should have the common decency to say, "thank you."

Kicking me. Because then I sit there making this noise "wapush wapush wapush" and dropkick your butt.

-Rudey

Talk to me on the phone with lots of noise in the background on your end.
I have no idea why but it makes me IRATE.

Unsolicited advances from drunk customers while on the job just to get free drinks.

I've 86'ed guys from my bar who are twice/three times my size because they "touched" me. That's a no-no.

/hijack

After living in New York for several years, I found that New Yorkers are notorious for this. It's in these situations that you very loudly say "YOU'RE WELCOME!" I love it when they say "excuse me" or "what?," to which I reply "No, excuse me for having good manners. Next time I'll shut the door in your face."

end hijack/

Quickest way to make me angry: I hate losing when I play sports, espcially IMs. I also hate getting rejected, like not getting a job I applied for, it makes me feel like a loser and that makes me very angry!

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When someone disrupts me while I am working on something and I don't wish to be bothered.

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When I say I am from Kentucky.....don't act like "oh, you poor soul" KENTUCKY IS NOT THIRD WORLD COUNTRY :mad: .... I have shoes, AC in my house (notice I said house not a shack in the woods) and indoor plumbing. WOW! Nothing pisses me off more than when people make fun of my state.

Treating me like I can't understand a word you say :mad: .

UGH.
 

Drive a piece of $hit car 45 miles an hour in the fast lane and not move over when I drive right up your a$$ and flash my lights to hint you to move the phuck over becasue your so arrogant that you cant be bothered to move over a lane. What if I was on my way to the hospital to see my nephew born? Or soem other emergency where time is critical? You dont look in the mirrors? Hope someday somebody is nice enough to move over on the freeway when its raining and your 30 minutes late picking up your kids from school becasue your husband forgot and your kids are really freaked out. Yeah. Then its important to your selfish a$$.

Of course those are usually the same people who complain that "those 18-wheelers are so scary. They drive too fast!" It must be a Texas thing where the trucks all drive about 7 miles an hour - because I cant think of a single time I have ever been even passed by an 18 wheeler. They are always too damn slow. MOVE!!

Another - stupid 18 wheelers driving on surface streets. I HATE 18 wheelers. Fire all the teamsters and ship it ALL by rail. Seriously. Service/Delivery trucks shoudl only be allowed on the roads from 8pm to 7am. Also if I have to go through one more intersection where the damn trucks have rutted up the roads I'm gonna hit some chit.

Finally, THe local water board who always tears up the road to lay/work on new pipes and repairs the road to only 50% of its original condition.

If youre that scared of traffic - stay off the damn roads. Your in my way.

*invading personal space if I don't know you (like many people have said)
*treat me like a 6-year old
*be a drama queen

:mad:lie to me...get caught lying to me...and when I cofront you, don't keep lying or turn it around on me!

:mad:Getting in my face isn't going to solve anything. Act like an adult and speak to me in a tone that is more appealing. I get totally turned off and defensive if someone gets all up in my face.

:mad:Headaches - don't fight with me when I have a headache because I'm already feeling like poo and I'm more likely to snap back and get ticked off MORE when I feel this way. I just want to be left alone (especially if I have a migrane)!

:mad:When coworkers jump into my sales, tell me that so-and-so was their customer (when they weren't) or don't pull their weight. If you cost the store our goal and our commission, I'm going to be ticked off at you, so deal with it!

I get very ticked off when I see an animal that is not neutered and hear the words "well doc we're gonna breed her cause she is the best rockweiler (insert other breeds name here such as datsun) in the world". I actually had one lady who had a mutt that she was going to breed and sell the puppies-WTF? If your animal is not neutered and you come into my clinic be prepared for a long lecture. I also get ticked off when an animal is not on heartworm prevention, i just had 2 dogs this week that had heartworms, 1 was dying the other will be dead in a couple of months-HELLO a monthly pill prevents the disease stupid a$$ people.

People that don’t hyperlink the links that are in their signatures.

People who insult the handicapped/disabled. I work with a girl that has downs syndrome and I went off on a customer one day. The girl is basically scared of anyone she doesn't know and is very emotional. A customer started yelling at her for not cleaning a table well enough and when she didn't respond and pretty much ran away, the woman went after her, grabbed her arm, and yelled in her face, "what are you retarded or something?" She ran away but I grabbed the womans arm right back and told her that the girl was handicapped and that she had no right to speak to her or anyone like that. She complained to my boss that I was rude and needed to be fired, and he told her never to come back to the restaurant again. I hate people who are just ignorant and don't think about things before they act.

Also, don't ever insult my family to me.

Giving me unsolicited advice. Mind your own business.

Did you get her name? I would have beaten her with a wooden spoon until she looked retarded.

-Rudey
--Don't mess with a guy and his wooden spoon

If someone is unkind or abusive to animals -- that pisses me off like nothing else in the world.

Give me a name, any name. When I'm done hitting them with a wooden spoon, they will love animals.

-Rudey

Leaving dirty dishes in the sink. It only takes a second to place them in the dishwasher. Furthermore, if the dishwasher is full and needs to be run, do it! Don't leave it for me. Also unloading the dishwasher once in a while would be nice also. I'm not your maid! :mad:

I agree with you!! I hate customers who act like they deserve the world because they are paying for something. You are NOT allowed to be rude becasue you have cash.

-M

Trying to tell me how to do my job when you have been here 2 months, and I have been here 2 years. I have been in the business 10 years, you have been for 7. I am in my position for a reason. Because I know how to do my job. You don't understand the management side, so shut the f up and do what your told!!!!!

I also hate when people talk bad about kids. Come ON. They are children and still learning for crying out loud. Your baby is teething-give her something cold to chew on and she will quiet down some. No, I don't have kids, but I have worked in schools/day cares for 3 years. I did actually learn something, you moron. Grrr. Don't have kids if you don't want to learn to take care of them.

Have to add one (in light of the hellish day I had) -

:mad:People who gang up on you, make false statements about you, tell you you can't take constructive criticism (which wasn't constructive at all) and then act like they're 2 years old about it.
If you want me to learn something, don't tell me I suck...and don't go around acting like you're better. Be an adult, learn how to communicate and what the word CONSTRUCTIVE means, and then approach me. Until then, I will not talk to you or look in your general direction because you make me want to PUKE.

JERK-A$$ :mad:

Irresponsible pet owners.
No, I do not want Rover jumping up on me with muddy paws on my clothes, snagging my nylons with his nails, and then giving me a "facial" with his doggy saliva. No thank you, Sir!

With pets, comes responsibility!

People who think they are right about EVERYTHING, even when the rest of the world knows the are 110% wrong, but won't give shut the hell up until you have given them the last word.

That's a good one...I wish I had thought of that!

But the thing is that I AM right about everything...youa ll just dont know it yet.

Welcome to my world. Its a magical place. :cool:

People who lie to my face and then try and cover their butts when I catch them in the lie. If you tell me the truth to begin with I might be angry, but it will be a whole lot better than what will come when I found out they lied.

Cut me off in traffic or try to make me look stupid.

Insulting my family is just about the only method guaranteed to make me go from 0 to 60 in 1.3 seconds.