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Do Not.Com 2 for the Summer!
The following was posted by AKA2D '91
WHY DON'T WE CLOSE THIS THREAD AND START A DO NOT. COM, PART 2? To honor her request, consider this a slant on Do Not.Com/pt 2. I received it via email, and one of our Madame Moderators told me it was also on the Delta board. In any event, it should spark another round of do not's for the summer. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif I highly encourage all of us to take this seriously...especially the rule about jelly shoes! Please raise your big toes and repeat after me: As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to adhere to these rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes. I promise to always wear sandals that fit. Do not allow toes to hang over and touch the ground. Do not allow my heels spill over the backs. Do not allow the sides and tops of my feet to pudge out between the straps. Either I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. Do not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif I will shave the hairs off my big toe. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif Do not let your self wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif If a strap breaks, Do not duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif Do not live in corn denial. Rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholls if my feet need him. I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif Do not forget to take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages. If I have been privvy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated. Do not lie!!! I will be brutually honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good. And so it goes... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif [This message has been edited by 1 Woman of Virtue (edited May 29, 2001).] |
THANKS FOR THE STARTUP!
This same thingy was posted in the DST forum a few weeks back! (FYI) BUT, WHAT A WAY TO BEGIN! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif |
LOL, that is too funny! Thanks for the tips, a lot of people need them!
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Do not wear short shorts or "Daisy Dukes" if you have cellulite up and down the back of your legs.
Do not wear more hair on your legs than a man wears on his chest and think it's cute. Do not wear tank tops if you have mini afros under your armpits (SHAVE!). |
Do not put on SO MUCH baby powder that it leaves white residue all over your body.
Do not wear that shirt if you get white deodorant stains on it. Do not wear half shirts if your stomach is not flat- spare us your spare tire. |
DO NOT think that just because I am off for 10 weeks that you can assign me weeks, days, where I will be "available" to "keep" YOUR child(ren).
FYI, I did that LAST week, my babysitting time is OVER until NEXT SUMMER! LOL UNLESS, you are my sister (biological), of course! I still have to think LONG AND hard about it! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif JUST KIDDING! DO NOT step out the house with your feet/heels "white as snow". Lotion comes in ALL colors, brands, and scents, USE IT! |
OH MY GOD, How can people be sooo stupid!!!
I am at work, with my casual work uniform shirt on with big M.P.D. letters on it and my work badge on, I am approached by two ladies in the elevator, they have the nerve to ask me do you work here. Then the security guards that work in the building asked me do I work here. UUUggggHHHHHHH!@!! That is my DO NOT.COM 2 for today. People don't DO IT!!! [This message has been edited by CJUS (edited June 08, 2001).] |
do not wear a regular bra with a spaghetti strapped tank top or no bra at when you know you need one- invest in a good strapless bra!
do not try to pass off a too little shirt as a baby-tee- if the sleeves are cutting off your circulation and your arms look like popeye then the shirt is too small do not over do the glitter or the rhinestone thing on your face (forehead, eyebrows, eyelids, etc.)- some of you look like a christmas ornament less really is more don't overdo the lotion, baby oil on your legs- shiny legs aren't cute either. it looks like you fell in some crisco these are a few of my summertime pet peeves! |
-do not go w/o taking the hair off you legs if you can braid it.
-do not go all summer w/o touching up your micro-braids(hair grows too fast in the summer). -do not wear any fitting clothes that show your panty line. -do not have two different polishes on if you are wearing sandals. |
DO NOT wear a halter or midriff top if you have more rolls than the Pillsbury dough boy
DO NOT wear more make up than Homey da' Clown esp in 80 degrees or higher summer heat ------------------ MCCOYRED Mu Psi '86 BaltCo Alumnae Dynamic...Salient...Temperate...Since 1913 |
DO NOT wear six different bright colors in one outfit (pink shirt, yellow skirt, blue sandals, green scarf) just because "it's summertime."
DO NOT complain about how you wish school weren't getting out because now your bad kids will be home with you all day. DO NOT wear one of those tie-up, backless shirts if you have rolls around your stomach (yes, we CAN see them from behind). DO NOT go braless with a tube top or halter if you know that your breasts are too big for that (there is no magic number, but YOU know when they're too big). DO NOT go anywhere with visible baby powder on your face, neck, or chest. DO NOT go anywhere without shoes on. Men Only: DO NOT go anywhere without a shirt on (an undershirt is not considered a shirt). DO NOT put a coat of polish on your toes over top of an already existing coat (we can tell and this is NOT an acceptable substitute for nail polish remover). DO NOT allow your children to go to the fair or carnival with dirty clothes on. DO NOT use solid deodorant with a sleeveless shirt (the clear works just fine). DO NOT make capri pants out of a pair of existing full length pants by rolling them up seventeen times. |
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Do not get highly upset when you hear the Koreans cussing you out in their native language because you had the nerve to think that all you needed was a pedicure and your feet look like they need plastic surgery!
****having Martin flashbacks from when Gina had to break out a drill and sandblaster for someone's feet**** |
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LOL. "you gotta go to work on MYRA'S feet" |
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DO NOT come to the festivals with your BIG DOGS and wonder why I look at you crazy cuz your dog is sniffing me. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/comeandgetsome.gif
MEN DO NOT WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/fal.gif MEN DO NOT wear BLACK DRESS SOCKS with BLACK DRESS SHOES with shorts, especially denim shorts or Khaki shorts. DO NOT wear black socks with white tennis shoes!! [This message has been edited by CrimsonTide4 (edited June 09, 2001).] |
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You know how we do! You gotta get PACIFIC wit sum folks!! ha ha ha ha |
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To answer your question: H#LL to the NAW. Let me tell you about this hustla I ran into today: Man had on a red Hawaii 50 print style shirt, some blackish gray denim shorts, red THICK 'n' THINS with red gators!! I SWUH (swear) TA GOD!!! I was too through. Oh yeah he was selling chains for $15 a piece. So NOOOOOOO Thick 'n' thins ever especially NOT WITH SHORTS. |
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LOL! LOL! Why was I in the shop one year when this lady came in (jaaaacked up feet)for a pedicure and one of the techs was like "No, no, no - we no do pedicure, go cross street!!" (There was another shop across the street) I almost died, and yes, they do pedicures. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif Quote:
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DO NOT wear a bra two sizes too small with a tank top and have your "ladies" popping out over the top and under your arms. I saw this yesterday and it wasn't cute.
DO NOT wear a dingy a$$ t-shirt with yellow underarms over your bathing suit. That's just tacky. DO NOT go crazy with the nail art (toes included). Less really is more. DO NOT wear all black in 100 degree weather. You're making ME hot!!! DO NOT wear a bathing suit with a pad. That's just nasty! Invest in tampons or stay out of the water. **Yes, this did happen** http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif Some people just don't have common sense. [This message has been edited by Serenity (edited June 10, 2001).] |
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Ladies . . .
DO NOT stay the night a dude's house when Aunt Flo is visiting. You never know when you might have an accident. And the dude probably won't call you again. ***I know this sounds gross, but it happened to a guy I know. Ugh. *** |
Do Not wear a thong(swim suit/bikini) to the beach when you know there will be decent people their i.e. children and old people. Have some repsect.
Do Not see the summer as a time to experiement with new weaves. That ish is hot underneath. Stop it. My favorite!!! DO NOT Bring your small children to a play, restaurant or concert that does not appeal to them. Get a babysitter. They are annoying to watch running around and crying through the movie http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif No offense to parents out there. But the Cheesecake Factory doesn't have a kids menu. don't bring em. ******mumbling..."Disturbin me during my romantic date. Lil rug rats. Mommy mommy mommy. would you be quiet !!! Damn!....******* |
AKA 2d, is this the thread that you were looking for?
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DERE IT IS!
yeah, girl, that was it.
LMAO. Thanks! I searched under SANDALS, feet, everything, BUT DO NOT. COM! :o At least I practice what I preach. ;) :p |
to make sure we UNDERstand... BRAs and PANTIES
to reiterate...
DO NOT create cleavage by putting on a bra with cups that cut into your breasts... get a properly padded bra to boost you from boob-less to Ms. Milk. FTS (four t*tty syndrome) is not cute. Some of you may need to be fitted. For our well-endowed sisters... FTS isn't cute on you either. You have enough, just make sure your cups are sized properly... likewise... DO NOT wear ill-fitting undies EVER! If you don't wanna thong it, make sure your bikinis and briefs are not BUNCHED UP in your panythose!!! Smooth em out, make sure they fit. Refer to your vendor's size chart.... know your measurements!!! DO NOT wear high-cut thongs, briefs, and bikinis with your low rise pants!!! No, I am not your man... no, I don't want to see your fuschia colored undies!! DO NOT wear low rise pants without applying lotion to your WAISTLINE, including, but not limited, to the lower back... for above... DO NOT use Vaseline/Baby Oil... DO NOT use Blue Magic (or any other hair oil that smells like old skool GREASE) on any body part EXCEPT YOUR SCALP... we don't wanna smell that chit magnified 10-fold. As a matter of fact... if you are going to use it on your scalp, please do so sparingly. DO NOT leave the house without your carry-along lotion... you know why. DO NOT leave the house without your chapstick.... mmmmhmmmm... To my crusty lipped brothas and sistas -- c'mon. You know as well as I do that your scaly bottom lip has NEVER been and will NEVER be cute. Slick it up... for above... Sistas DO NOT pile on the shine ignoring our lines!!! Remember, to monitor on your lip gloss. Stay within the confines of the NATURAL CURVE OF YOUR LIPS. Hmmm -- lipgloss above and below lip-line? In the corners of the mouth??? We don't want to look like we just finished a whole bucket of KFC, now do we? DO NOT spend the afternoon outside, at the BBQ, and ride yo' STANKING AZZ to... well... anywhere (especially not a club) without performing the soap and water ritual... it's not funny, you stink, for real. this for my peeps that smoke - if you smoke anything at all... DO NOT come in the "work house" after the morning "Blunt" or the afternoon Black and Mild without first airing out a little. Yeah, again, we all smell you. Mmmmhmmm... here's a mint. for above... DO NOT leave the house without your carry-along "chronic killer", scope, and mint/gum... :p |
I am so mad y'all in here talking about my daddy. he wears his "thick and thins" with ERRYTHANG! http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen004.gif
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DO NOT....... Get your hair dyed platinium blonde if you are a few shades dark of burple(black & purple mixed together ;) ) NO matter how much you want it don't do it. Beauticians you should be ashame of letting your clients walk out like that with your name in their mouth like So and So from Impressions hooked me up cause we really thinking NO..She didn't you look like a GRAPE APE now!!!! That also go for the hotred, and hot pinks, and any other LIL KIM color
DO NOT.... wear the outfit until you have the COMPLETE outfit. You know what I am talking about. DO NOT put it on unless you have the shirt, bottoms, and SHOES and accessories. I get tired of seeing some cute outfits and jacked up sandals/shoes. DO NOT.... squeeze into a 5/6 when you KNOW you need a 9/10. I don't want to revive you when you pass out. And NOT to be MEAN but ladies some stuff ....just because they make it in our size DOES NOT mean we NEED to buy it let alone WEAR IT. (Disclaimer this is for the all women of shapes and sizes :p ) DO NOT.... bathe in Bath & Body works then hose down in Chanel #5 spare my nose and the swarm of bees that are going to be hunting you down like flies to well you know the rest. |
Ladies do we really need to see designs on every toe on your foot?
And also I 'm not a tatoo girl so don't get on me... but I hate it when "ladies" have these big azz tatoo's on their back or on some major extremity of their body and its new... so you know they have to have their whole back greazed with that blue magic hair grease :D Totally nasty. Men I don't care if you have a cold or not please DO NOT spit in the presence of a lady. Please DO NOT have your braids in so long thay start to look like dreads... Please!!!! This is something your mama should have told you about wearing a swimsuit please shave that pubic hair man I have seen some tragedies :eek: I pad in the pool.... :eek: I digress... Please DO NOT have your fingers lookin like they have been chewed and have scars on every finger from biting your nails. You need stress management! That's all for now. |
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Do Not allow your kids to swim in the pissy neighborhood pool. Every ghetto has one and you know which one it is in your neighborhood. It starts out sparklin blue in the morning and is a funny shade of tan by the time it closes. Just thinking about it make my nether regions itchy. |
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