whats your favorite phrase.
 

this is probably been done before but i am a lazy lazy man. what phrase are you known for saying. mine is "dude" sadly or "kick ass" or even a combo "dude that is kick ass" others are "whatever works" , "i feel ya" or adding "ish" to the end of everything like "i am totally sober'ish"

What's your damage?
For sheeee-ur.
Anything that is a derivative of "poontang".

-Rudey

**My new fave- gheynation.
**Really though.
And OMG matt any one syllable word I add 'ish'....Are you going out tonight? -Yesish. I thought I made that up, lol.


I have more but can't give all the Jules speak away.

I also refer to my buddies as brahs. There is a distinction between who gets classified as bro and brah.

-Rudey

I say "Bite my ass" quite a bit. my friends make fun of me for it. :D

I've been told I say "What the hell" a lot. I also say a lot of "Oh my God," I guess.

"There ain't nothing that a shot gun and a shovel can't cure"

Courtesy of one of my coworkers who cracks me up daily:

"That just goes SO far up my ass!"

That's what she says when someone does something to piss her off. And she says it in a brash New England accent. Just like the kids from Boston on Saturday Night Live. :D

I had to post this one separately, 'cause it's a nice one:

"When your feet get tired, put on your wings."

From an African American spiritual "Keep in the Middle of the Road."

Mine is "whatever" or wheni get frustrated and fed up i can be heard saying "throw me a fricken bone"

Oh please tell me you get this from the movie Heathers!!

"____ (fillin blank with appropriate name) thinks he/she's the head turd on shit mountain."

"No Matter Where You Go There you are"

Bite Me.

F**K YOU!

Sh*t Runs Down hill and you are at the bottom of the food chain!

Kiss My What!

You Are A F**king Moron!

You must have hemroids cause you a pain in my ass!

God am passing out from non food! Off to nuke soime left overe!

Truism!:D

My fave phrases of the moment are. . .
 

"Bite me"
"I'm Rick James bitch" (those who watch Chappelle's Show will know"
"I'm so, so serious"
"You're a scandalous hooker"

Mine are.....

Don't flame for this one! "Life sucks then you die on a cross"

"You're such a crackhead"
"Riiiiight"

Threads like this kill me because I know there are things I say allllll the time that completely leave me when I go to post them. I'll thing real hard...


"I'll go with that"
"Not so much"
"Folks" (I add that onto all kinds of shyt)
"Ya know, I don't know"

Will add more as I think of them.

my latest is "jackass" no matter who it is or what's been done, to me everyone is now a jackass.

Hahahaha, I say that all the time too

What'd the five fingers say to the face? Slap!!! I'm Rick James Bitch
Mau Mau
Stuntin
Chowdah

come on now

Why don't you go in your own jackyard and back off?

HAHAHAHA!! I remember my friend's brother saying that back when we were in junior high. Took me a long time to figure out what he really meant (yeah, I was a little slow and a lot naive)

When my friend and I are goofing off at work, I'll randomly say, "Say hello to my little friend"...and then we both crack up (inside joke).

I say "dude" way too much. And "whatever", "You're gonna get it", and "what the hell".

Bite Me!

Shit and two is eight and eight is sixteen!

Kiss My What!

You May Now Remove Your Head from Your/My Ass! Depending on the situation!

Pardon Me, but if you do not quit hacking and coughing in my face, I will shoot your ass!

OLD Days as A COP. Freeze Mother F***KER, I will Blow you damn head off!:D

"Shit, my store just got hit!!!!!!!! Got to go!:mad: "

another one is off of the tenatious D CD. "fuc% my as$ whats next."

This one cracks me up. My best friend made up this phrase to describe guys who are more serious about me than I am about them--"He's looking for a piece of ass with a piece of relationship." I don't know, I just find that so funny.

When I get mad at someone I'll tell them, F you and the horse you rode in on!

My personal favorites:

"Work that out!" --when someone does/says something weird/stupid

"and then you woke up." --fun to use when someone asks you to do something you don't want to do :D

"That sucks a nut!"

"That takes it in the butt!"

Fun thread! :D

F.

That is the saying. It's not "F*#k that" it's "F that."

"F you."

F This."

I think you F's get the picture...

GHEY.

"Must be user error."

"Now THAT'S attractive!"

"F#*k me running!" (yeah, that's really an attractive phrase)

Mine are:

Well dip me in shit. (usually said when i find something out or figure something out)

You dont know me!!

FABULOUS!!!!!

sometimes i get tired of not talking so i tell a random story, and most of the times it doesnt fit in the current conversation, or just flat out doesnt make sense. but i have developed a way of totally redeeming myself. after i have said my lame random comment, and there is that awkward silence, i say "then i found ten dollars" and everyone is trained to get all excited and say, "yeah ya did" and all is well.

You are freaking me out. Stop. Immediately.



Once my friend told this 15 minute story b/c she really did find five dollars....so ever since then it's "Yeah, and then you found five dollars (eye roll).

i do that too!! except i switch it up between " and then i found five dollars" and "and then we went for slurpees!"

Am I the only guy who says suck my left nut and make the right one jealous?

-Rudey

We can all certainly hope so :rolleyes:

YES Rudey, needless to say, yoyo are one of a kind and everyone here knows it DA HA!:rolleyes:

OOPS SLIP OF TYPOING!:)

"I guess he didn't get the memo." I have only said it a few times, but it cracks people up.