Here's a man for the ladies, all right.
 

This is...disturbing.

Must be read to be believed. I wonder if this is a joke.

http://www.fypl.info/

Woah! What a weirdo!! I mean is this guy kidding? I like the description what he finds physically attractive...I mean really? What man doesn't like those things--unles they are homosexual.

Where did you find this?

For the love of your eyes and of all things holy, please please please do NOT click on the showy 'erotica' pictures of himself!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! OMH, those are the funniest "erotica" pictures i have ever seen!!!!!! I hope to God this guy is kidding!

"erotica"
 

LMDAO LMDAO LMDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, shit.

Hey, he's never had a cavity, ladies. Don't knock each other down trying to get to this luscious morsel.

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!

ROFLMAO

HA HA HA! I am doubled over.

Gosh, I hope this man does not breed.

Anyone else catch the line on the about me page ..... "The above picture probably flatters me at bit." ---eeeeewwwhhhh, if that flatters him I would hate to see what he looks like normally!! yuck!

this has to be a joke--he wants 17 kids, no i did not mistype--17!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Oh Lordy Jesus - this has to be a joke.
But I needed a good laugh....

I found the site on Metafilter.com.

And those pictures are erotic only if you find Iggy Pop sexy.

The part about "Our children's reproduction" was the creepiest part, IMO.

this site is HILARIOUS!!

Ok, those erotica things were seriously funny. It's like he found the most convoluted positions possible and thought they were sexy.

LOL, this site can't be serious. I mean, who really puts pictures of them mowing the lawn wearing one of those filter mask things?

ETA: LOL I just found this:

No way buddy. I had no idea that you're probably a virgin! LOL.

I believe this has to be a joke. He is definitely strange. I wonder if women actually replied to his site. It is sad and disturbing, especially those erotic photos. Eeeeewww!

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Oh my.:eek:

ok, i had to check the "erotica" pics.....but as soon as i saw it, it took me ONE SECOND to x out. one day i will learn my lesson.....

NASTEEEEEEEEE :eek:

the whole thing is disturbing.

ladies, lock your doors.

No need - for some reason he feels the need to stay away from society...

ah, true.....just read about how he sees things "how they are" and he wants to "distance" himself from dangerous society.

eh...?

i'm not trying to mock this guy's obvious social problems, but geeeeez......

i'm not seeing "win a date with bill miller" hit it big out here in society, either.

Okay, well now I HAVE to...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ewwww.

Does he remind anyone else of Lowell from the show "Wings"?

Dayuuuuuuuum :eek: :eek:

He is scury!!!

Um. Y'all, this ain't right! :eek:

OMG, he can't be serious. My curiosity got the best of me and I looked at his "erotica" pictures. I am scarred for life.

I bet that he is from Utah.

HELP...MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!

That site is like train wreck...you don't want to look but you can't help it.

Just think about this next time you're in a motel or hotel...

his erotica pictures were obviously taken on a hotel/motel bedspread, in his drawers and nekkid!!!

DO NOT SIT ON THEM EVER, by law they only have to be washed once a year.

NASTAY

I'm eternally disturbed...thank you Mr. Miller

I literally am hurting from laughing so hard at this site.

Thanks for sharing :eek: :p :D

This has got to be some of the funniest shiznit I've ever seen on the internet. And holy cow, those pictures!!! :eek: Literally sent shivers down my spine. Kind of sucks the sex drive right out of you as your eyes absorb the horrors before you. This guy needs to be courting blind women. Blind insane desperate women.

I don't know about the rest of you, but as I gasped in horror at the pictures and his crazy-mofo ideas, I started to feel that some of my ex-boyfriends weren't so bad after all! I've dated some weird guys with unique personalities, but man they all seem so tame and normal now. ;)

Wow - please don't tell me not to look at something ever again - it's like saying "don't think about white elephants" or something! Those pictures were not pleasant! Poor guy... I hope he finds someone as "quirky" as him! :)

lol...well, i dunno about all that....remember his mission statement? to have 1-17 kids.....last thing this world needs is bill miller producing a small army of lil bill millers....:eek:

*shivers, quivers, with a bit of a twitch*

"The above should convey a sense of the look that I would like in a mate. One good thing about some of my preferences in this regard is that these can be furthered through exercise."

This is the best line ever.

And I couldn't find the erotic pictures. :(

Consider yourself lucky.

They're only going to be available on Saturdays now. I know you're just counting the minutes. :D

Good thing I'm not working so I can look at them all day!

This is not something to be sad about. That's like "Oh no, no one stabbed me in the eye with a fork today!" hahaha. Seriously, cancel your internet service before Saturday. You'll save hundreds of dollars on therapy bills later.

ACK!! :eek:

did anyone else notice the response form....dunno why i keep going back to it....like, i read it in spurts....amusing and horrifying all at the same time......it's like the "live dinosaur" zoo at a carnival you waste $10 on or something......ANYway! on that form, he asks that if he "gave you a card in person" to remind him of where he saw you at. which means this guy is DEF on the lose and goes outside on some mission to seek out his baby's mamaS to hand them his card. eeeeeEEEEEEWWWW!

still can't help but LMFAO about it, though.....shooooo! <tear>

Don't worry GP, I couldn't either. But if you type erotica.html after the http://www.fypl.info/ bit (after the last /) then you can see them. Of course it made me want to vomit down my shirt but what's life without risks :p
There's also why.html to look at which is meant to explain his reasons for inflicting his trauma inducing website on the world. :D

This man is far too scrawny for me.

We'll pretend that's his only problem. :p

WTF, this guy has crazy written all over him!

Am I a glutton for punishment or what? I looked at the website again just now. I was spared looking at those yucky erotic photos again. How anyone can subject the entire human race to these grotesque photos (let alone, the entire site) is beyond me!!

This man need to be isolated from the rest of society ASAP!


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It kind of looks like he already is!!! How else does that site make logical sense?