Your Battle Cry
 

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Striding amidst the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh GreekChat.com! And he gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to punch you until war is peace, then make toast!!"

Can be a little vulgar, but is otherwise absolutely hilarious. I've gone crazy coming up with different variations of my name and my friends to see what is generated.

I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice.

"Im gonna flog you with such disregard for common sense, Buddha will explode"

heheheh my usual standby well of course to my 4 yr old when he acts up and gets out of line....


"your mouth is writing checks your butt can't cash!" "so knock it off!"

OOOO I love it!!

Hark! Who is that, skulking on the tarmac! It is Andrea, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you into a new dimension of pain!!!"

Running on the tarmac, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Amy! And she gives a booming roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

um, mine's kinda inappropriate:

"I'm going to f*** you so hard, your pets won't recognize you!"

Oy.

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is Emily, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"

Prowling over the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh AlphaGamDiva! And she gives a cruel bellow:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder faster than the super-flu!!"

also this one:
Running along the freeway, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Monica! And she gives a mighty scream:

"I'm seriously going to beat you so utterly, you will see ultraviolet!!!"


BWAHAHAHAA!!!
;)

Sprinting out of the tundra, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh RioKohitsuji! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to pound you until you bleed out your eyes, and throw you out the window!!"
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Hark! Who is that, prowling along the wasteland! It is TKE209Sweethrt, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She cries ominously:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you shit molton lava, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"
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Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Kslide123! And she gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to brutalize you so heinously, Buddha will explode!!"

"I'm going to punch you until you acquire caulrophobia, and hijack your momma's airplane!!!"

Mmmkay.

that is by far the best one on here.

Here's mine...

Kitso
KS 361 times i'm gonna use the goo line next time i play basketball with my 7th graders........and get myself fired

"I'm going to f*ck you so forcibly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"

Hark! Who is that, rampaging over the cliffs! It is Hootie, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you smell like barbeque!!"

http://www.totallygifted.com.au/images/uno.jpg

Kitso
KS 361

Stalking out of the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sister Havana! And she gives an ominous roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"


Striding out of the desert, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Rachel! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to pummel you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the icy wasteland! It is Kari, hands clutching a thorned whip! She cries vengefully:

"I'm going to hump you faster than the speed of sound, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"

or

Stalking through the plains, attacking with a burning branch, cometh ISUKappa! And she gives a cruel roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

I rather like the first. I believe it shall become my new personal mantra. :D

Hmm interesting:

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Veemers, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She grunts ominously:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"


Prowling through the fields, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Vanessa! And she gives a booming bellow:

"For the love of beatings, I feel like chicken tonight!!"


Stalking amidst the tarmac, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Carburatorgirl! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to bruise you so forcibly, Buddha will explode!!"


Rampaging over the cliffs, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Bylightoffire! And she gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

and that was just my gc/lj name, my real name, my old AIM SN, and my current AIM SN. awesome.

Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the candy store! It is Jennifer, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries mightily:

"I'm going to smash you until you turn inside-out, and grin like a f***ing maniac!!"


LMAO:D

Stalking over the fields, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh cntryzta5! And she gives a vengeful cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

Ok.... my first name is:

"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"

:)

My last name is :

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord until my loins find satisfaction!!"


That one is kinda interesting!

I am liking my battle cry: :)

Lo! Who is that, running through the wasteland! It is ZTAngel, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you beyond your expiration date, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

Lo! Who is that, sprinting amidst the hotel lobby! It is Oulioness01, hands clutching a thorned whip! She grunts vengefully:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Prowling through the freeway, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Megan! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I sow darkness and discord like a sentient bulldozer!"

and my most common nickname:
Lo! Who is that, sprinting across the fields! It is Meg, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a cruel roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you turn magenta, then bake cookies!!!"

"I'm going to clobber you so utterly, you will polymorph into a bag of marshmallows!!"

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder until my glands are satisfied!"


hah intresting.

"I'm going to smash you like it's a new extreme sport!!!"

First name: "I'm going to hump you into a fine spicy powder, and throw you out the window!!"

Last name: "I'm going to clobber you beyond mortal comprehension, then bake cookies!"

GC screen name: ""I'm going to f*** you so hard, it will be a new form of crime!"

Oh my...

Lo! Who is that, prowling along the cliffs! It is ADqtPiMel, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She howls gutterally:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

"I'm going to pound you with such disregard for common sense, your pets won't recognize you!"

My old Sergeant Major used to say let the other guy yell and threaten, you just drop him in his tracks. Works for me!

...but it's fun to yell....