If You Own A Bar, What Would You Call It?
 

Mount Lushmore (Got it from another site and thought it was brilliant)

Dark Star

Yo Momma! or Homo say what?

-Rudey
--We'd look towards attracting the more mature and refined individuals.

Maybe I'd name it after my favorite bar name when I was in college...

The Library.

"Hey Mom, I'm going to The Library."

There are quite a few college bars in Wisconsin by that name. Here we just try to be sneaky and pretend Murph's is our friend Murphy's house.

There's also a college bar called Grandma's, I think that's my favorite. ;)

The Yellow Goose Pub. One of my sisters and I were joking around saying that we wanted to open up a bar, and that's what we were going to call it. My pledge name was Daisy and hers was Goose so Yellow Goose Pub because it incorporates both of our pledge names.

There's a bar in Scarborough, ON that's called "Cougars". It's run by 2 40-something year old women.


If I had a bar...what would I call it. I don't know. I can't think of anything right now. My job stifles my creativity.

there's a bar in boston called "the littlest bar in boston" and i'd probably rip that off and name it "the littlest bar in [insert city here]"

The Stumbling Buffalo.

We had naming rules for bars in our chapter. If your house or apartment had a bar, you had to follow the naming formula:

adjective + mammal

We had the,

Dirty Weasel
Moody Marmot
Sly Beaver
Mucky Duck
Stumbling Buffalo

Yeah, i know a duck's not a mammal, but they had one of those duck phones that would quack instead of ring, so it was kind of a given.

Kitso
KS 361 times i'd announce at the end of chapter, Tuesday Night Quarters at the Buffalo!

This may be stolen from a Jimmy Buffet song, but I'd call it the "Dew Drop Inn."

And since Kitso reminded me, one of my favorite in-house bars when I was a Phi Psi was the "Dirty Dog Lounge."

I naturally would call mine the Geeky Penguin, then. :p

"He's Not Here" is a great name for a bar -- neat place that's been around since the '70s in Chapel Hill, NC.

Also, my bar would serve "Donkey punch", "jelly doughnuts", and more.

-Rudey
--Maybe it'll just be a highly sexual alcohol and doughnut environment.

You'd need to get a Penguin phone.

Or maybe one of those Penguins from the Bud Ice commericals that would sing, "doobie, doobie doo"

I had stuffed buffalos all over the bar and a picture of a buffalo on the wall.

Kitso
KS 361

Where are these animal phones you all speak of?

-Rudey
--And can it be set to loud moaning?

where is that??

I remember a bar that I've driven past several times in a small town in Oklahoma (Cushing) (pop 7000).

It's simply called "Beer".

It has a big light up beer mug.

I guess that's truth in advertising though:D

There's a guy I know named Todd, he wants to open a bar and call it "Re-Todd's". Very very wrong and in poor taste, but we laughed our @sses off about it.

I'd call it " The Little Bar and Grille'. just like the one here in Cleveland

Either "Roxanne's" or "Fat Dog's House of Beer". Both are one in the same and my very best friend for the past fifteen years.

Rox partied hard at Chico State. Many a frat party did we stumble home together. Not that I ever gave her beer, but man-oh-man was she a beer whore. She'd find any cup that was left unattended.

She's been in AA and weight watchers since we both graduated.

Ok, that's TMI about the damn dog.;)

Beer Gogles

There is a bar in my college town called "Group Therapy." I always thought that was clever.

i've never heard of it either...where is this bar, and how soon can i get there?

I would name my bar "El Sketchy Mono."

Seriously...

There is a club w/ this name in Houston. :D

There's also a little hole in the wall called "She's Not Here".

Mine would probably be something silly like "Pink Elephants."

Adrienne
:)

ETA - my personal favorite is a bar just off of Purdue's campus called The Chocolate Shoppe. It was a Prohibition-era speakeasy that passed itself off as an ice cream parlor back in the day. You can still see the trap doors and hidden panels where they stashed the hooch.

There was a bar in the town I went to college in called The Chug. I like that. I can't think of anything else off the top of my head...

there is a bar in sacto called "the monkey bar." I always thought that was cute.

I would call my bar Spinsters 3 or Nowhere or Dirty Little Secret.

the bar crawl

My fav bar here is called Barflys. I think thats the funniest name-and everyone who goes there is a barfly!!! But if I had a bar(which I actually hope to have one day) I want to call it Pussykats-and the female bartenders would wear kitty ears-yes, cheesy I know. Some friends and i thought that up forever ago and it kinda stuck.

I guess mine would have be called "The Tortoiseshell Cat" or "The Burgundy Lizard"!

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The Sketchy Monkey?

go with El Mono Chistoso. That just kinda rolls off of the tongue.

Kitso
KS 361 hours of spanish, just to come up with bar names

Seriously, I want a duck fun.

-Rudey
--Or if possible I'd like a phone like one of those singing fish you can have on your wall.

I think it would have to be called The Moontower..

Well names of bars around here.. some of the main ones at least..

Top of the Stairs (its mostly all balcony area outside)
Hokie House
big al's
waterstreet gallery (formerly the library formerly pedro's)
sharkey's
champs
woody's (formerly preston's formerly arnold's)
the nerv


.. i love how the names change bc of abc problems or whatver..

Your Very Own Duck Phone

Kitso
KS 361

It doesn't quack. They don't quack? I don't want a phone that just looks like a duck. You gotta be weird and have a hunting obsession to want one that just looks like a duck without quacking.

-Rudey

This One Quacks

<sigh>

which describes much of what came to be known as the "East Texas Contigent" of my chapter.

Kitso
KS 361 kids they took on a field trip, so i have the time to scour the 'net for duck phones for Rudey

me and my little bro were going to make one called
mixed emotions

one of my friends likes fat tuesdays and was going to start a bar called fat everydays.

We have (well, had) a Group Therapy! I used to love going there, but it is now owned by someone else and it's been renamed to something so stupid that I don't even remember it.

Sin Bin

no bull...

or mother duckers