DO NOT.COM.....
 

Due to the uncontrollable FOULNESS, that occurs in our everyday lives, I have been prompted to start a new website.

Please contribute all of your DO NOTS.... I will compile the list and work on a site that will host all of our comments.

I will start....

DO NOT serve KOOL-AID at wedding receptions
DO NOT bring your 3 BAD A$$ kids with you to your interview
DO NOT pull your resume out of your purse while being interviewed (especially if it has make up and pen markings on it)
DO NOT SAY TWOO, WHEN YOU MEAN DUO!! (NUPE4LIFE, I AM STILL LMAO ABOUT THAT ONE!!!!!!)
DO NOT COME TO ME AND ASK ME TO FAX ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A FAX MACHINE IN YOUR OFFICE!!!

[This message has been edited by OOHLALA (edited January 05, 2001).]

DO NOT wear it just because they make it in your size.
DO NOT wear all brown make-up (brown foundation, brown lip liner, brown lipstick, brown eye shadow, brown blush.) It makes you look embalmed.
DO NOT call overweight women "healthy," it's not.
DO NOT use "conversate," it's not a word.
DO NOT put your resume in your purse!! lol
DO NOT assign a task to me at 4:55pm!!
DO NOT go through the drive-thru if your window doesn't roll down!!!
DO NOT dance at the club if you forgot to put on deodorant.
DO NOT ask a question you don't really want to know the answer to. (Do these pants make me look fat?)
DO NOT shoot me at work for something the IRS did to you.
DO NOT ask me how I'm doing and then just keep walking past.

DO NOT hold back people who are progressing
DO NOT wear white in the winter
DO NOT wear open toed shoes after labor day (it's cold outside)
DO NOT call me at work and ask me what I'm doing
DO NOT avoid telling your friends they have bad breath...it's not doing her any favors
DO NOT compliment bad weaves
DO NOT name your kids crazy names
DO NOT substitute y for i
DO NOT tatoo your man's name on your body
DO NOT tatoo your kid's name on your body
DO NOT attack the other girl your man is messin with...attack him!
DO NOT GO ON RICKY LAKE OR JERRY SPRINGER PERIOD!
DO NOT have doubts about the paternity of your child

Sorry ladies I got a little carried away.

Umm do we work at the same place?

I can't stand when people do that!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif
I've got a few...
DO NOT ask to borrow money when you KNOW you can't pay it back.
DO NOT wear 3 inch heeled boots when there's 6 ft of snow and ice out! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif Just b/c they're boots, does not mean you can wear'em in that much snow/ice, etc.
DO NOT try to look cute when it's 20 below outside! Please put your gloves, hat and scarf on...it's not worth it to get frostbite http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif
DO NOT pick your nose when you're in the car...chances are, someone is looking at you! LOL! (the least you can do is use a tissue...ewwww!)
And definitely DO NOT say TWO-O when you mean DUO!! I can't get over that!! LOL
I'll come back w/ more...

DO NOT let your new growth exceed the length of your braids.
DO NOT wear a pony tail that only allows a wisp of hair to show.
DO NOT wear that same pony tail with a huge, thick scrunchee around it.
DO NOT allow the same scrunchee to no longer appear white but a dingy beige.
DO NOT wear scrunchees.
DO NOT wear a tack on pony tail if your hair hasn't seen a relaxer in more than 6 weeks.
DO NOT wear a tack on pony tail with blond streaks and your hair is dark brown/black.
DO NOT wear a butterfly clip period (especially a huge gold toned one that you have no hair to support)
DO NOT brush down your 'baby hair' with brown gel that develop nasty little specks. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif
DO NOT have three shades of blond, auburn, and kool-aid red in the finger waves that your hair stylist led you to believe was 'da bomb'! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Phew, okay, I'll let up! Just one trip on the Metro can do that to you!

I'll be back with more! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"Unless you know the road you've come down, you cannot know where you are going"
~Temme proverb, Sierre Leone~

[This message has been edited by jazbri (edited January 05, 2001).]

I had on sandals yesterday, but it was 80 degrees in Cali!! Can I be excused? I'd hate to violate the donot.com rules http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ideal08:

DO NOT use "conversate," it's not a word.

Thank you. That is one of my pet peeves.

Oooh, I got some!!

DO NOT call my extension to ask me questions you already know the answer to http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

DO NOT try to create a conversation with me by asking "Where my man at?" (He's at work why do you want to know him?)

DO NOT get neon braids with black roots

DO NOT page me 911 to ask me what I'm doing

DO NOT ask me to do something at 4:29 (I get off at 4:30)

DO NOT go through the drive-thru if there is more than 3 people in your car and you all want seperate orders!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! Can I play? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

DO NOT Wear hip huggers if you have enough
hips for 3 or more people. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

DO NOT wear sandles three sizes so small that your toes touch the pavement http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

DO NOT wear sandles that are so small that your heels are hanging off the back! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

DO NOT Wear sandles PERIOD if you haven't hand a pedicure in months and your heels look like you've been kickin flour, and your toes look like they have triple knuckles! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

DO NOT try to holla at a female if your lips look like you've been chewing razor blades!

DO NOT get your acrylic nails so long they curl and have fungus on them

DO NOT try to wear the silver lipstick,shadow, and streaks

DO NOT pick at your underwear in public, people can still see you!

DO NOT Buy a size 6 when you know your butt should be in a 12! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif



[This message has been edited by exquizit (edited January 05, 2001).]

Hmph, assigning duties 5 minutes before it is time for me to leave is a "DON'T EVEN TRY IT."

More......
DO NOT ask me to braid your hair and it is not even 1/4 inch long...
DO NOT eat directly from the food that is set out for everyone. That is what the spoon is there for!!!!!
DO NOT ask a blind man if he just saw that. (I saw this recently....DUH!)
DO NOT call me and ask me if I want to switch my lng-distance carrier.
DO NOT say "Can I borrow a cup of..." Who in the HELL RETURNS JUST A CUP OF..... (that is a real pet peeve of mine)
DO NOT pick up something and then ask to borrow/use it.

Ok, I gotta join in:

1. This one is for my students: DO NOT come in the classroom and greet me with "what are we doin' today?".
2. DO NOT say "pacific" instead of specific. I might strangle you.
3. If you are a salesperson at an average sized boutique/store, DO NOT act like I did not just walk in. You better ask me if I need help!
4. DO NOT cut in front of me in traffic and then go as slow or slower than I am going.

WARNING!!!! IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY, STOP READING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


5. If you are my man and you're doing "that little favor" for me, DO NOT blow on my stuff! That is not appealing!!

1. DO NOT go to the bathroom and leave the toilet unflushed.

2. DO NOT go to the bathroom and not wash your hands.

3. DO NOT teach your children to not flush toilets and not wash their hands afterwards.

4. DO NOT pronounce Missouri as Missouruh.

5. DO NOT get those superghetto designs airbrushed on your nails. Save the artwork for your walls.

6. DO NOT buy hair in the following colors: burgundy, green, blue, purple, and for some blonde.

7. DO NOT buy yourself a Prada while your children are crawling around diaperless.


For men:

8. DO NOT put some fancy rims on your car, when you're not doing jack sh** for your kids.

9. DO NOT brag to me about how many women you've had. Most of you don't really want to know how many men I have had.

10. DO NOT ask me to do some freaky-deaky sexual favor and then tell me your ex girlfriend used to do it! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif I don't have anything against freaky-deaky, but y'all know what I mean. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif



[This message has been edited by MIDWESTDIVA (edited January 06, 2001).]

Can I play too http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

1) DO NOT offer to buy dinner for everybody when you know that you have a dollar and change in your pocket.

2) DO NOT wear a sweater and jacket with shorts in the winter(either your hot or cold, ya can't be both).

3) DO NOT wear your hair up when you have a weave and the tracks are showing in the back.

4) DO NOT tell people that your trying to grow dreadlocks when you're just too lazy to get your braids re-done.

5) DO NOT walk in the mall with pink, animal slippers.

6) DO NOT go to the store wearing rollers.

7) DO NOT go any where wearing a do-rag(sp) or flowered scarf tied around your head.

I can think of a lot more, but I will stop for now.


Jazzy

A brother just had to jump into this one

DO NOT - Come to my chapters' informational meeting with your kids in tow. We love kids, but you will not get in.

DO NOT - Get up in an interview for my fraternity, and when I ask you have you ever thought about pledging another frat? Don't say yes. You won't make it, and we still might beat you up for being so stupid.

DO NOT- Wear a tight shirt to the club, thinking that you are deisel, when you have fat rolls showing. Bras be killing me with this one.

DO NOT - Get Japaneese letters tatooed on your arm, if you can't speak or read Japaneese. The person doing the tatoo may tell you that it is your name in Japaneese, but it realy says GHETTO in Japaneese.

DO NOT - Ladies I love yawl, but don't come to the club with $12 in your pocket, and it cost $10 to get in. This sista got mad at me, becuase she was standing near me at the bar, and asked me to buy her a drink, and I was like no. I didn't know her from Adam, hadn't talked to her or nothing. I am not cheap, but I atleast want to talk to you first.

DO NOT - Fellas don't blame it on the alcohol, you know you would have hit it without being drunk.

DO NOT - Ladies if you wear some tight azz hip huggers and I look, don't get mad at a brother for starring. Dang, I am just trying to imagine you in a wedding dress next to me.

DO NOT - Tell your friends how good you girl/guy is in bed. They will try to see if you are right.

DO NOT - Ask your girl or guy how you compare to their other lovers. Chances are you don't really want to know.

DO NOT - Ask me on our second date, "Where is this relationship going?" I just met you, and I am trying to give you 2 more dates before I decide if I want to trade you in for a better model.

DO NOT - When you find out that I am a Kappa, try to place whatever image you have of your school's Kappa chapter on me. We are a diverse group of men with like objectives and goals, but differing personalities.

DO Not - Ladies/Fellas do not asume that your sexual skills are the greatest in the world and no one else on earth can do what you do, or as one girl told me "I got the Bomb!" Just like the US has the bomb, so does Russia, France, England, etc.

DO NOT - Get mad if you come to the club in Jeans and Tims, and you don't get in. You should have known from jump that they will tell you before hand if you can get in with Athletic gear.

DO NOT - Rock Tims and a pair of shorts. I am sorry it just looks silly, and I know your feet stink if it is 90 degrees outside.

DO NOT - Wear a blond or platinum wig, if you are like my complexion (Deep dark chocolate).

DO NOT - Try to be "Big Willie" if you have small dollars. Be yourself, stop trying to impress folks with what you don't have.

DO NOT - (Some) Ladies, stop thinking that if you throw it on that NBA or NFL player real good, he might really want to make you his wife. He has a long line of women who have thought the same thing.

Peace and Luv

MN

[This message has been edited by ManndingoNUPE (edited January 06, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by ManndingoNUPE (edited January 06, 2001).]

Big Props to MN...
you are soooooo krazy!

ROTFLMAKAAO!

YOU ALL ARE MAKING ME FEEL MUCH BETTER! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

**DO NOT wear combs in your hair(not hair combs, but the combs you use to comb your hair)
**DO NOT ask me "Do I have good credit?(I am a bill collector, not the credit reporting agency)
**DO NOT wear weaves so long that YOU start to belive it is really your hair
**DO NOT tell everyone you have White, Indian, etc in your family because you are fair skinned or have a good grade of hair.
**DO NOT call me at 2a.m. and ask me "What are you doing? That is a given!
**DO NOT wear Pink and Red together, that doesn't match, sorry.
**DO NOT take R's off words. Ex. The word is door not doo(said dough)

Oh well I think I have made my mark!!

DO NOT- speak to me in ebonics.
exp. "Hey gul, what 'cho name is?"
DO NOT- get mad when I turn you down.
DO NOT- ask for my notes from class when you have been absent for 3 weeks.
DO NOT- ask for my notes in class when you are sitting right next to me. Why did you not hear the professor? I did.
DO NOT- (Men) wear those tight "muscle shirts". They are tacky. If your muscles are big, believe me, they will be noticeable in a regular shirt that you can breathe in.
DO NOT-(Ladies) wear black stockings with white shoes. Aww damn, just dont wear white dress shoes at all.
DO NOT- let your huge dog jump up on me, and when I am afraid, tell me "he does not bite". Of course he does, he has teeth doesn't he?
DO NOT-(Men) bathe in cologne. A little dab will do. A sista has allergies.
DO NOT- (Men) come to the door with your shirt off, if you have not been to the gym in months. Believe me, it shows.
DO NOT- buy rims that cost more than your car.
DO NOT- wear white deodorant with a sleeveless shirt. The clear stuff really works.
DO NOT-wear a regular bra with spaghetti straps. Strapless bras really work.
DO NOT-(Ladies) loan men money. If their mom won't loan it to them, that should tell you something.
DO NOT-tattoo your neck.
DO NOT-(Ladies)wear a bikini if you have not shaved/waxed the pertinent areas.
DO NOT-ask me to ask my famous friends for autographed 'nalia. They don't keep dozens of extra starter jackets in the closet.
DO NOT-refuse a mint. If it is offered, you probably need it.
DO NOT-play loud, offensive music in your car. That is very country and none of us care to hear what you are listening to.
DO NOT-talk about marriage on the first date, there will be no second date.
DO NOT-ignore this list.


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I'm not conceited, just convinced.

Do not say same difference. I HATE this. Something can not be the same and different at the same time.

Do not go and spend money on clothes, renter cars, and hotel for the Kappa Beach Party when your home phone is disconnected.

Do not say Oh I am going to be a member of xyz sorority of fraternity.

Do not tell someone that they was wrong for doing something and then you do and try to justify.

Do not wear black and brown together.

LADIES:

DO NOT:
A)refer to me as a Q-Dog
B)ask me to bark for you
C)ask me to set out your favorite hop
D)ask me why I am not wearing gold boots
E)ask me if I graduated
F)ask me if we slept with the pearls
G)ask me if a certain stereotype is true, unless you want first-hand knowledge.
H)ignore all of the above if you are asking while naked

DO NOT: remove any clothes during foreplay and then say no
DO NOT: try to hold a serious conversation about our relationship while the game is on
DO NOT: dress like a hoochie and then get offended when treated as such
DO NOT: date brothers from the same chapter
DO NOT: try and kiss a brother after doing that thing. You might get your feelings hurt
DO NOT: ask me to take you to a Meg Ryan movie
DO NOT: make me guess how you feel. Chances are I will be wrong.
DO NOT: compare me with the men from your past failed relationships
DO NOT: start a convo with "we need to talk"
DO NOT: call me homophobic because I don't want to wait for you at the salon
DO NOT: ask a closed ended question and then not really want the answer. "Does this dress make me look fat?" No, you look fine. "I think I better get the other one" "Do I look better in red or blue?" I say red but you wear the blue anyway. UGH. Why ask our opinion if you have your own plan.

I have to jump in on this one.


When dealing with me, Do NOT, under any circumstances:

1. Call me and tell me that you saw my ex-boyfriend with so-and-so. Like I care...we aren't together anymore!

2. Call me after 1 am Sunday-Thursday, and ask me what I am doing.

3. Get a tattoo with chinese/japanese letters....you don't know what they are putting on your body!

4. (Men) Walk around the beach with no shirt on...and you have a bird chest or a beer belly.

5. Ask to ride with me to the club, then get mad at me because I refuse to get you there before 10 so you can get in free (why are you going to the club with no money ANYWAY?!?! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

6. Call me and ask me what I'm doing, and when I tell you I'm sleeping, try to hold a conversation with me anyway


7. Send me email where I have to scroll through email addresses for five minutes just to read a stupid 3 line forward.

8. (men) Try to get my attention by saying, "Hey Mami" or "Hey Red" (I can't believe they still say that) or anything of that nature

9. Tell me that you aren't cold because "You are from New York" and it's 40 degrees outside...plus the wind is blowing at 25 mph and all you have on is a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers

10. Wear a thick winter jacket with a little sundress and sandals on.

11. (Men) Grab my hand while I'm walking by just to get my attention (when I don't know you from Adam)

That's all I can think of for now...


PrettyPetite

How about...Do not use IRREGARDLESS, it is not a word!! LOL!

[quote]Originally posted by Traylee:

Quote:

Originally posted by Ideal08: DO NOT use "conversate," it's not a word. Thank you. That is one of my pet peeves.

Here's more...

Do not...

...pull out of a driveway in front of me and slam on the brakes
...pull out in front of the last car in traffic when you could have waited 3 seconds and pulled into a clear lane
...tailgate (and I don't mean football! Go Ravens!)
...drive 55mph in the speed lane
...forward e-mails w/ 2Mb attachments
...forget to change your voicemail at work if you are not going to be in the office, and please leave a backup contact for immediate assistance
...call the backup contact if you do not need an answer that day


...more to come!
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MCCOYRED

Dynamic
Salient
Temperate

Mu Psi '86
BaltCo Alumnae

[This message has been edited by mccoyred (edited January 08, 2001).]

I'm back with more..

DO NOT wear that backless halter to the club when its 20 degrees outside. You're cutely ridiculous.

DO NOT choose the thong to go with those paper thin pants so that everyone knows you made a bad a$# decision.

DO NOT (men) wear suits that matches a box of crayolas. (PURPLE, SEA-GREEN, MAGENTA, RED) You know what I mean.

DO NOT (men) wear that same suit with matching shoes and hat.

DO NOT (men) wear that dingy white dress shirt that ends before the wrist bone.

DO NOT wear a really nice suit with turned over shoes.

DO NOT (ladies) wear heels that are worn down to the metal.

DO NOT (ladies) wear that midriff top with the serious gut lined with stretch marks.

i had to jump on the band wagon as a reformed ghetto girl:


DO NOT: get your three letters and act as if you are to good to chill with your regular friends.

DO NOT: act as if we all have never been a little bit ghetto in your whole life.

DO NOT: forget where you can from.

DO NOT: to want to be a DELTA because you heard we were the best steppers.

my truely ghetto people

DO NOT: ask me if we finna go to the sto (i emphasize with the slang, but ebonics? No)

DO NOT: use *69 if i accidentally dialed the wrong number by mistake and ask me "did you just call here?"

DO NOT: come up with some crazy behind ghetto name for your newborn.

DO NOT: smack and pop your gum in class when the teacher is talking.

DO NOT:

Men:

DO NOT: leave the seat up in the bathrooom.

DO NOT: forget to give your seat to the elderly lady on the bus or the train

DO NOT: be at the club and grab your crotch when an attractive young lady walks by.

DO NOT: call a young a lady a b*tch when she gives you no play.

DO NOT: wear those tight shirts wear you nipples are showing.

Women

DO NOT: wear those tight behind shoes where you feet will hurt.

DO NOT: post your picture picture on the web from 10 years ago and then look like magila gorilla...

DO NOT: wear the wrong kind makeup for your face.

DO NOT: borrow your friends weave because your is jacked up *i've seen it done*


more to come....

MaMaBuddha

O.K. MaMaBuddha,
I'll ask....how do you 'borrow' someone's weave? Help a sista out! ha ha ha

I'm ROTFLMAO! This is a good thread. I don't think I have anything to add to the list. This has been my comic relief for the day!

AKATUDE: I just figured out what ROFTLMAO, MEANS.....I ride the short yellow bus sometimes.

do not put bumper stickers on NEW cars.

do not sweat up a machine at the gym and not wipe it off before moving to the next one.

do not wear tight/too small bras thinking it gives the same effect as a push up bra - it doesnt.

do not ask me what E.T.P. stands for on my jacket. #1. that's not my letters and #2 if you insist that's what it looks like, I'll TELL you what ETP stands for....

do not come to an informational (mine or any other sorority's) and your only question for the night is "who are your fraternity brothers?"

do not order a greasy cheeseburger, double chili fries with onions, a side of pork chops, and a DIET coke - WTF?

ladies, do not consider YOURself ballin if your man is the one keeping you in the latest clothes, a nice ride, hair tight, and nails done. Cause if he leaves so will the money..

Hmm...

DO NOT...

Wear make-up that is 3 shades lighter than your skin tone.

Hug me when you have a ton of make-up on your face.

Hold a conversation with someone driving next to you in a car for like MILES!!!

Wear another sorority's colors to my informational/rush.

Have braces and not brush your teeth after every meal (greens/spincah is the absolut worst).

Lack the understanding of the proper context in which the three there's (there, their, they're) should be used and have graduated from high school/college.

Come up to my window at the drive-thru and ask me to buy you some food.

Ask me for money and when I say I don't have any change tell me you have change for a dollar.

Wear the fluorescent color nail/toenail polish.

Smile REALLY big when there are teeth missing.

Ask me what you could do to lose weight and when I tell you say "Oooh, girl, I can't be doin' all that."

Try to get at me by acting as if you want me to be your personal trainer an you have no intentions on getting in shape.

Schedule me for a hair appointment and five other people at the same time.

Whew! I have to think of more.

Another.....

DO NOT ask me if you can clean my windows and IF I decline, you do it anyway then get mad when I do not give you any "SPARE CHANGE". BTW, WHAT IS SPARE CHANGE?

DO NOT...

Ask me if I have a boyfriend and when I say yes, say "That's cool, we can just be friends then."

Wear a 3 carat diamond in your nose (Da Brat style).

Wear the HUGE cubic zirconia earrings and try to act as if no one can tell they are not diamonds.

Have a perm and be a male and NOT be a musician (Andre in OUTKAST can do this, YOU CAN'T).

Ask me about anything having to do with being Black at work because I am the only Black person as if I am the honorary informant on Black issues.

Ask me to type a paper and when I ask what length it should be say "You decide."

Put water and grease in your little girl's hair and slick it up ina ponytail and then wonder whe her edges are falling out.

As seen in the DST forum, name your children afer shoes, alcoholic beverages, etc.

Wear colored contacts if you are really dark-skinned.

Have clear braces and fail to brush.

DELTABRAT, I FEEL YOU! ON THE TYPING THE PAPER WITHOUT DIRECTION....
BUT THE KICKER IS (THIS JUST HAPPENED, SO I AM STILL PISSED!) THEY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT TO SAY BUT WHEN YOU ASK, THEY CAN NOT TELL YOU. THEN WHEN YOU GET INSIDE OF THER PEA-SIZED BRAIN, THEY MAKE ALL THE CORRECTIONS, THAT THEY SHOULD OF JUST WROTE OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE. HMMMMM, DO I LOOK LIKE A SECRETARY?

For my gym heads,

Do Not - fellas sit on the machine or weights talking to a woman for an hour, when I am trying to use them. I will embarrass you in front of her.

Do Not - Ladies, don't get mad at me for staring when you wear tights, and the liatard that has the string that goes in the crack of your behind. I am going to look. Deal with it.

Do Not - stay on the cardio machines for hours when I am waiting for them. I will hurt you.

Do Not - Fellas make all kinds of noises when you are lifting. You just sound stupid. You can lift without yelling so that everyone in the gym looks your way.

DO NOT - DO NOT - DO NOT - DO NOT, Do I have to say it again. Don't walk around the mens' looker room butt naked without a towel for like 1 hour. Cover yourself please. No one wants to see what you have, and if they do, you two can handle that when you leave the gym. Especially if you are a wrinkled older White man, my God have they no shame?

MN

MN,
You are crazy. I am laughing so hard that I can barely breathe. You need help...

[This message has been edited by Bobby Earl (edited January 08, 2001).]

DO NOT - DO NOT - DO NOT - DO NOT, Do I have to say it again. Don't walk around the mens' looker room butt naked without a towel for like 1 hour. Cover yourself please. No one wants to see what you have, and if they do, you two can handle that when you leave the gym. Especially if you are a wrinkled older White man, my God have they no shame?

MN [/B][/QUOTE]

The same Do Not applies to women...including but not limited to fat, old, wrinkly, saggy etc

Wait there's more..

DO Not steal lawn furniture.

DO NOT have the most expensive shoes on, a beeper, a cell phone and teeth that are busted. Put your money where your mouth is

DO NOT, when asked why you don't have a job, blame it on immigrants. Do you really want the jobs they have?

DO Not worry about my man

DO NOT ask me what happened in class...I was there. Why weren't you

DO NOT run out and buy the cute outfit your friend had on. it's not cute on everyone.

DO NOT have a barbecue and expect the guests to bring the food




[This message has been edited by kitten03 (edited January 08, 2001).]

DO NOT...

Drive a bus and/or 18-wheeler like it is a Porsche. Just making turns and changing lanes like the length of your "vehicle" is not like the length of 5 or 6 cars. Geesh!

Drive with your blinkers on for hours.

Try and drive when it is raining in Los Angeles (like now) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif

see, someone just did this to me at work and needs to be on the list:

do not ask ME to check inventory levels in the warehouse when YOU have the same #%$! program on your OWN computer!

Do it YOURSELF - YOU WANT TO KNOW, NOT ME!!! Sheesh, I got my own job to do..

You mean like um.......Bonequishia? Or Sheiniquah? LMAO!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

This is some very funny stuff.

Here are two more:

Fellas, DO NOT tell a lady that you are also looking for a relationship, soulmate and something permanent in life when you know you just wanna hit. (You will end up like MARTIN on "Thin line between Love and Hate")

Ladies, DO NOT believe a guy when he tells you that he loves and cares some much for you after he just BEAT YOUR A$$.

Heres more!

DO NOT...

...ask me to do YOUR job (don't you get a paycheck too?)

...keep calling but don't leave a message (I have caller ID)

...wear lipliner (esp. if it is darker than your lips AND your face)

...be decked out in the latest designer gear and have your children looking homeless

...wear an outfit that costs more than your entire Welfare check

...be LOUD AND WRONG

Y'all have me crackin' up in hea'!


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