What would you do, Part II (The weird version)
 

The past couple days, I have been really intrigued by how people think and how we all can have different perspectives. So, of course http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif, I thought I'd bring it to the forum!! I thought it'd be fun! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Ok, here goes . . .

1) Which would you rather have, HIV or Cancer?

2) Which would you rather have, an extra finger or an extra toe?

3) If you thought your spouse had died, but come to find out, they faked their death (for whatever reason), and came back 9 years later, what would you do? Would you re-marry your former spouse? What if you had already re-married?

1) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif
2) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif:
3) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

**AKAtude laughing at Ideal08 and shaking her head**

#1 is tough so I am going to say NO COMMENT!!

#2: I have extra fingers so. . . . I will keep them http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

#3: I really don't know what I would do. Faking their death is dishonest and deceitful and goes against God's will. I would feel deceived, HE LEFT ME!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif I doubt I would re-marry him because I could no longer trust him like I used to. Besides while he was "dead" he might have remarried and had kids with another woman. I would want to slap the COW WALKING MESS out of him for making me grieve unnecessarily, you know??

These are good questions.

LMAO!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif Chile, you are hilarious!!!

AKAtude, I KNEW you and AKA2D were gonna clown me!!! LOL!!

Let me tell yall where these questions came from, so you can believe that I am sane!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

The first and second ones, when I was in Spain, my host family debated both topics over siesta (lunch and nap time).

The third one, well, I watched Golden Girls yesterday! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

My answers:

1) Depends on which type of cancer.
2) An extra finger, so that my shoes wouldn't fit funny.
3) I really don't know. I would be so overjoyed that the person wasn't dead, but I still don't know.

1) Cancer
2)Extra toe (You can always wear socks all year round for your entire life.)
3)9 years later?!? Please! I wouldn't give Houdini the time of day.

Ok, soror. I'm going to take this seriously. You know I'm not going to clown you like that. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif:

1) I agree; depends on the cancer.
2) extra finger
3) Depends on how I would feel if I saw him. But after that, I would give him a good beat down for leaving me like that. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

CONSIDER YO'SELF CLOWNED!
AKATUDE, YOU NEED HELP, TOO!

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WIT MY SORORS?
UM UM UM!

See, I LOVE this thread!! Ok. LOL! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif Ok. I had asked my ex-boyfriend the extra finger or extra toe thing, right? Right. So he says, "An extra finger, what would I do with an extra toe??" Whereas I looked at it as a birth defect, he looked at it as something positive. He said he might be able to hold bigger things if he had an extra finger. I guess. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif But it was still cool to hear his perspective.

I just love the different perspectives. Y'all know I'm special like that! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Keep 'em comin' . . .

1) I already have enough medical problems, but I guess I would say cancer, if it were operable. HIV, if my test results got switched with somebody elses, and I only thought I had it for a day or so.

2) Whichever one could be removed quickest

3) I can't even imagine this happening, as my husband is the LEAST SLICK person I know (plus he talks too much to keep good secrets), but if he was able to pull it off (with the help of some hoochie, because there would have to be a hoochie involved) I would not take him back.

Miss. Mocha

Hee hee hee, I have anoooootheeer ooooone! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

What would you do if . . .

You were married and your spouse had to be placed in a witness protection program. Would you join him/her, and give up life as you know it? Or would you choose to be able to stay in touch with friends and family? What would you do? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Wouldn't that mean that you could NOT go with your spouse if he/she was placed in the witness protection program?

If the spouse could go, wouldn't that defeat the purpose, or would the spouse have to change his or her identity, as well?

I'm just thinking about Miles from the Golden Girls...lol http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

He's on his own. D-I-V-O-R-C-E. I'm not kidding either. I don't think so. Nope. No way, Jose. Adios. Hit the road, Jack. I can't leave my mama!!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Shoot, I'd have to go with him. Think about it... whatever he did or knew that was bad enough to get him placed in the Witness Protection program in the first place means... THEIR COMING AFTER THE FAMILY. They usually change the identities of the entire family (don't ya'll watch Showtime??). http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif

If the spouse goes, he/she MUST give up his identity too, and cannot contact friends or family, or they will risk removal from the program.

Well then remove me 'cause I wouldn't do it. Let them come after me. I wish they would. Witness protection nothing. Don't make me have to get my peeps on them...LOL

LMAO!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Guuuurrrl, you know you need to quit!! LOL! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

AND SOMEONE IS SUPPOSED TO "TIE THE KNOT" NEXT MONTH?

HAVE MERCY!

http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif

Akatude...I am LMBO @ you!!! You sound like a little thugette!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Gon' 'head, Eclipse, girl! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

I forgot to answer the last two, myself.

As far as the witness protection program, I would go with my hubby. Can internet usage be traced?

Whose head would I like to be in? Any MAN'S head when he is about to lie and F-up. I would really like to know what the thought process is there. Really.

LMAO!!! Let me tell yall who I feel like with these crazy a$$ topics. LMAO!! Remember "Coffee Talk" on Saturday Night Live? Remember how she used to get vaclempt (SP???) and give those off the wall topics and then say, "Talk amongst yourselves. Discuss." HILARIOUS!!! I need to get me a talk show! Would yall watch?? LOL!!

Ah-uh. Cherish and obey, too. I told my fiance' to look for my http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif when the pastor gets to the word obey. He knows the deal.

That reminds me. We begin our pre-marital counseling Saturday afternoon. I'll try to be on my best behavior. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif Honest.

Chile, it is amazing what the Spirit of the Lord can do for you!! Cause before we got married I MADE my then fiance call the minister that did the ceremony to make sure that there would be NO "obey" in my vows! I wasn't trying to lie all up in the church!! LOL Thank God for grace and mercy AND growth!! LOL

I'll remember to pray for you on Saturday....on second thought, should it be your fiance that I pray for??? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif LOL

My pastor has a few rules. He won't marry someone that has been divorced, he will not take out obey, and you must have a minimum of three counseling sessions (we are doing two because my fiance' lives out of town).

When he married my sister 15 years ago, she asked not to use obey but her request was declined. My brother-in-law knows the deal, too. LOL!

Yo pastah don't play!! Sounds a little like my current one! We were not attending this church then, though! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Have you seen that "America's funniest Video clip where the minister does the vows and the woman (of course it was a sista!) was repeating and smiling until he got to the 'obey' part and she kinda stopped, stuck her lips out, rolled her eyes and said "uh uh!!" It was too funny!!

BTW...I started another thread on this. Will be interested to see what others think about the whole obey/submission thing

There are a lot of folks I would choose. Here's the list:
1. Mr. Marketable http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif(have to use code words, never know if he is reading). I would have to be him for a WHOLE DAY though. I might pick the WRONG 15 MINUTES!

2. Some of my students, especially Derrick

3. My next door neighbor who does NOT understand that his loud @$$ music IRKS THE H*LL OUT OF ME!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif I have another one! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif I got this one from watching Being John Malkovich. I could have sworn we talked about this, but I could not find a thread on it. hmmm... anyway.... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

If you could go into anyone's head for 15 minutes at a time, whose head would you choose. You get to see the world thru their eyes, feel what they feel, etc. So, who would you choose? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

Ideal, Did you forget again?? Remember, when the big and the little hand are on the 12 at the very top of the clock it's time to take your medicine again!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif LOL Girl, you are too funny with your questions!! I'll bite and try to answer them all!! ha ha ha

1.. Since there is no cure for HIV yet, then cancer (but they have to find it early!)

2.Extra finger or extra toe: Question: Would it be a full size toe or finger or just that little nub sticking out of the side of your hand. Either way, I think I'll say an extra toe. Nobody looks at feet anyway! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

3. Nine years, faked his death?? All bets are off. I will still be visiting the graveyard 'cause homeboy would be dead! Like I tell my husband "I WILL NOT be a divorcee, so please do not make me make myself a WIDOW!!" LOL

4. Witness protection program all the way. 'Til death do us part can be a mother sometimes!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

5. In someone's head for 15 minutes...hummm....It would have to be my VP. I swear that she is the most illogical person that I know that also makes well into 6 figures. I would love to know what she is thinking!

Did I get them all??

[This message has been edited by Eclipse (edited April 19, 2001).]

ROTFLMAO!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif